trapeze Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious trapeze puns

(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist

A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....

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I wanted to be a trapeze artist when I grew up but I gave up.

I just couldn't get the hang of it..

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I used to be a trapeze artist...

...but I couldn't swing it, so they let me go

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What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job?

He got suspended.

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Sexual violence is a very serious issue in circuses

After all, there's no trapeze without rape

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What's the difference between a high-wire circus trapeze act and the Rockettes?

One is a fantastic display of cunning stunts while the other is a fantastic display of stunning cunts

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What are the most funny Trapeze jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Trapeze? Well, here are the best Trapeze dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Trapeze pick up lines to share with friends.

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