Trap Jokes
141 trap jokes and hilarious trap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh? Check out our collection of trap jokes! From the venus fly trap in the woods to the mousetrap in your kitchen, these witty puns and one-liners will have you laughing out loud! Be sure to have your sharpest sense of humor ready for these funny trap jokes.
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Funniest Trap Short Jokes
Short trap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trap humour may include short rapper jokes also.
- I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
- What do you call a 70 year old man trapped in the emotional state of a 14 year old girl? Mr. President.
- For a while, the magician Houdini used a trap door for every show he did. It was..just a stage he was going through.
- I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
- What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
- 15 dollars for a rat trap, 3 dollars for cheese Coming home to find a house not full of droppings?. Miceless.
- I used to think I was a boy trapped in a girl's body Lasted bout nine months, I'm fine now.
- Tell you what, it's lucky that those Kids trapped in the cave in Thailand are footballers It means they're already good divers.
- I trapped a bunch of vegans in my basement I'm not actually sure if If they're vegans, but they keep shouting lettuce leaf!
- I am transfinancial I am a rich guy trapped in the body of a poor guy
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Trap One Liners
Which trap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trap? I can suggest the ones about stalk and tram.
- Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives? America
- When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body Then I was born
- Don't spell part backwards It's a trap
- Tripped over my friends bra... ..she is always setting booby traps!
- I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra. It was a booby-trap.
- I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then my mom gave birth so it's all good now
- Don't read part A backwards Its A trap
- What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.
- Is my Thai girlfriend a trap? Something deep inside me says yes
- When I was younger, I felt like I was trapped inside a womens body Then I was born
- If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it. It's a trap.
- Attorney: My client is trapped in a penny Judge: What?
Attorney: He's in a cent. - How did the cops catch the bra thief? They set a booby trap.
- What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap
- Who holds the record for longest time trapped in a cave with a soccer team? It's a Thai
Trap Doors Jokes
Here is a list of funny trap doors jokes and even better trap doors puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- You hear about the Trap door company? I heard they closed down
Mouse Trap Jokes
Here is a list of funny mouse trap jokes and even better mouse trap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He got caught in a trap.
- What's the quietest type of dubstep? Mouse Trap
- Whats the key to a good mouse trap? The execution.
Sand Trap Jokes
Here is a list of funny sand trap jokes and even better sand trap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where do golfers go to get their drugs? The sand trap.
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Venus Fly Trap Jokes
Here is a list of funny venus fly trap jokes and even better venus fly trap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the Venus fly trap say to the waiter? Excuse me, there's no fly in my soup.
- Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus They say its bark is worse than its bite.
- I got my vegan girlfriend a Venus Fly Trap, and she converted it. Now it wont blow me either :(
- What happens if a vegan eats a Venus fly trap plant? have they technically eaten the animal too? or are they just an insec-ssory after the fact
Thirst Trap Jokes
Here is a list of funny thirst trap jokes and even better thirst trap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a mirage with a lot of Instagram followers? A thirst trap
Cheerful Fun Trap Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about trap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trap pranks.
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What's Freddy from s**... Doo's favorite music genre?
Trap Music.
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins...
...that
could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his
supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way
back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly
stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting
gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
A polish joke my grandpa told me: "What happened to the Polish dog?"
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
help me
help me, I am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me before they
How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?
He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?
He was running a trap house.
A state trooper lays in wait at a speed trap...
and spots a speeder.
He flashes his lights, pulls the car over, walks up to the driver and says, "I've been waiting for you all day."
The driver responds, "I got here as fast as I could."
What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off?
A booby trap!
For Halloween I'll give a girl a purple Yu-hi-oh card and a crown..
So she can be my trap queen.
Today, I tripped over a bra.
I guess it can be called a booby trap.
What's the most messed up trap for Santa?
A Nicolas Cage.
I've had a rough morning.
I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap.
Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?
B's
What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?
Trap
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Why?
Him: To get to the s**... persons house.
Me: *voluntary laugh as older cousin*
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: It's the chicken!
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Did you hear about the Polish Wolfhound?
It got caught in a trap chewed off three legs and was still trapped.
Why are ships referred to as "she"
A fortune is spent trying to make them look pretty and without a man at the helm, they become an unpredictable death trap.
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The Trap
A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her by having an affair with the maid, so she laid down a trap.
One evening, she suddenly sent the maid home and didn't tell her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story, "Please excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went and got into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. When he came in silently, he wasted no time or words and had his way with her.
When they were finished and both still panting, the wife said, "Well my dear, you didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?" And turned on the light.
"Absolutely not!", said her son.
Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor
I'm in it for the long hall
A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is.
I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now.
Do not go to the bathroom in a dream.
Do not go to the bathroom in a dream. It's a trap!
Three Mice Are Bragging to eachother
The first mouse says: I will eat tons of mouse-poison, but it does nothing to me. The second mouse says, well for me a mouse trap is peanuts! I just pull the lever and take the cheese!
The Third says: Oh you two, stop bragging already! Wait... what time is it? Oh, I have to go home, i have to feed the cat!
I was trapped in a Mazda MX5...
...all I could do was scream, ''Let Miata here!''
What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap"
Aloha Ackbar
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Why did the driver slow down when he saw two m**... heads?
It was a speed trap
A man approached Captain Von Trap and said, "No offense, but is that short haired blonde single?"
"Nun taken."
Help! I'm trapped in the wilderness and all my supplies are
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cow herd holding a meeting to trap poachers.....
cow head: moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.
cow herd: moo moo moo
all nodded in unison: a pen.
A church has a rat problem
The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back.
Next they try ask them politely to leave, still they won't budge.
Finally the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.
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How do you trap a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
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A King asks two guards to protect his beautiful daughter's virginity...
Unbeknownst to the guards, the king put a trap in his daughter's nether regions.
The next day, the king summons the guards and one showed up with mangled g**.... The King had him executed for making attempts on his daughter.
The other guard, with his manhood intact was offered a promotion for upholding abstinence, to which he replied "hnnnggg"
How many trap producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, but it's lit
What do you call a brothel in Bangkok?
A tourist trap
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What do you call an Italian t**...?
A grease trap.
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What do you call a crackhouse that sells breast implants?
A b**... trap..
How do you trap music?
With an 808 snare.
I set up a trap yesterday to catch Santa, and I succeeded!
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What do you call it when your friends trick you into going to the s**... club?
A booby trap.
What do you call a house where a bear hunting enthusiast lives
A trap house
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How do you catch a lesbian?
With a b**... trap!
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How do you trap a polar bear?
1. Cut a large hole in some ice.
2. Place some frozen peas around the hole.
3. When the polar bear stops to take a pea, run up and kick him in the ice hole.
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How do you catch a Hollywood executive?
A b**... trap.
Set a trap in an icy river.
But all i caught was a cold.
What do you call an electronic music artist that looks like a guy but is actually a girl?
A trap remix.
I was trapped inside a cucumber, then it fell into vinegar
Now I'm really in a pickle.
What's Mike Pence's favourite Olympic sport?
Trap shooting.
Which Elvis song, is his most painful?
Caught in a trap.
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Recetly got a Thai girlfriend...
I'm gay so it was a huge disappointment when she was actually a woman and not a trap.
Tom falls into a trap...
He helps pick Tom up, and Tom thanks her.
Your body maybe a temple...
But mine is a trap house
I used to be a trapeze artist...
...but I couldn't swing it, so they let me go
Two men walk in a bar...
They see that one of the stools has a bra on it. One man goes to reach for it, the other man shouts Stop, it could be a booby trap! .
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How do you trap a blonde in a room?
Put a 'Do Not Enter' sign on the back of the door.
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Did you hear about the blonde coyote caught with it's leg in a trap?
It chewed off three of its legs but was still caught in the trap.
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After being trapped for 12 weeks in the confined space of the w**...
the foetus was growing testy
What do you call a trap loli?
A lolipop
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We've all heard about Schrodinger's Cat, but have your heard about Schrodinger's Trap?
It's gay and straight until you look.
What do you call a drag queen with breast implants?
A booby trap
I went hunting today and caught a breast
I used a booby trap
Whats a Necromancer's favorite kind of music?
Soul Trap.
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what do you call a woman who tricks people into having s**... with her?
b**... trap
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What do you call a hidden camera in a l**... store dressing room?
A booby trap!
Why is Ash Ketchum the gayest character in anime?
Every episode, he falls for a trap.
It's a trap when your girlfriend asks if she looks fat...
... there's no right answer when she's in your head
I saw some people trading cards at school on friday
so I said "I'll trade you my Lebron Crosby EX Mega card for that magic the gathering trap card"
What did Admiral Ackbar say when he was browsing the internet in 2018?
IT'S A TRAP
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How do you trap an elephant?
You dig a hole, put peanuts around it and ash inside it and when the elephant gets close you kick him in the ash-hole.
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What is it called when a man gets tricked into having a s**... change?
A booby trap
