Transvestite Jokes
60 transvestite jokes and hilarious transvestite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about transvestite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Transvestite Short Jokes
Short transvestite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transvestite humour may include short transgender jokes also.
- Why are there no transvestites in space? Because there is zero drag.
^^I ^^literally ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^2 ^^hours ^^ago.
- With the Holiday Season right around the corner The Transvestites of America Union would like to remind you to eat, drink, and be Mary.
- I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites. As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing.
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Transvestite One Liners
Which transvestite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transvestite? I can suggest the ones about transgender people and cross dresser.
- I saw a t**... in a mini skirt I thought.. that shows a lot of b**....
- What does a t**... do on Xmas day? Eat, drink and be Mary.
- What do call an obese t**...? A trans fat
- what's the most heinous crime a t**... has ever been convicted of? Male fraud.
- What's another name for an angry t**...? A cross dresser.
- Why was the t**... kicked out of the airplane? Too much drag
- What street in Paris is well-known for its t**... community? The Rue Paul.
- What do you call a t**... monk? Friar Tucked
- How do you tell a t**... is from Lancashire? They have a Wigan Address
- What dress does a t**... wear? A ball gown
- What's the worst name a t**... could choose? Amanda
- What do you call an Italian t**...? A grease trap.
- What do you call a zombie t**...? Undude.
- A good name for a t**.... Susan B. Anthony
- What do you call an online correspondence with a t**...? She-mail.
Cheerful Fun Transvestite Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about transvestite you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lady boy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transvestite pranks.
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They say dad's a t**....
-Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a t**...!
-Son, your mom's in the kitchen.
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Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic t**...?
He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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A little boy asked his father...
"Daddy, what's a t**...?"
"Go ask your mother. He'll tell you.
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If a t**... goes missing...
Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?
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What's a t**...'s favorite candy?
He/she's kisses
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I saw a t**......
wearing a T-shirt that said "Guess".
Source: Demetri Martin. Person.
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What do you call a Japanese t**...?
n**... Tuck
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TOA!
The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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I'm a t**......
Because it's no good trying to dress up the facts.
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Why was the t**... always angry?
cross-dressing
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What do you call a t**... in Spanish?
HERmano
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I once unknowingly dated a t**... ignoring all the clues
Such as her name being Amanda.
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My t**... uncle is Missing!!
But I have an aunt now so that's cool.
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Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a t**... before you start dating her.
I learned it the hard way.
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I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, t**....
All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!.
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My girlfriend just accused me of being a t**...
I was absolutely furious, so I packed her things and left
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What's the best part of having s**... with a t**...?
Reaching around and imaging you are poking through
Old guy at work told me that hahaha
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Define t**...
Someone who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
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What do you call a t**... p**... ?
A fee male
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What if Issac Newton was a t**...?
It would be called an ATOMS APPLE.
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What did a guy say when he found out his girlfriend was a t**...?
What a drag
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I saw a t**... that looked EXACTLY like Gwen Stefani... with the hair, lashes, makeup, skinny pants, heels, the whole nine.
I was like, "Don't speak"
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What did the white police officer say to the black t**... gay married bisexual autistic handicapped veteran?
We won't know until the internal investigation is completed.
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Did you hear about the t**... from the midwest who decided to become a man again?
She became Mitch- again.
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Based on the fact that vehicles like trucks are referred to as "He", being macho..and sleek sports cars referred to as"She"...
my car is a t**....
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Why did the t**... postal worker get arrested?
Committing male fraud
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A child asks: Mom, can you explain me what's a t**...?
First of all, I'm your father
