The Best 27 Transsexual Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Transsexual jokes. There are some transsexual transgender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Transsexual Jokes and Puns

I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand.

Well a pre-op Transsexual.

What do you call a M2F transsexual?

A lumber jack.

What makes a feminist prostitute angry?

She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute.

Transsexual joke, What makes a feminist prostitute angry?

Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be

What question would confuse a transsexual who used to be a woman?

"Have you ever been abroad?"

Why could the boy not look at his transsexual dad any more?

Because he was transparent.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

Transsexual joke

What would you call a Roman transsexual?

Ben Hur.

Who is Santa Claus?

Because if in Spanish, "Santo" or "San" is used for male saints...
(San Francisco, San Diego)
And "Santa" is used for female saints...
(Santa Monica, Santa Barbara)
Wouldn't that make Santa Claus transsexual?

What do transsexuals run on?

Gender fluid.

You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb?

It just needed a switch

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I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment

It's called Man or Myth

Little Johnny: Mommy, what's a transsexual?

Mom: I think you should ask Aunt Dave that question.

Hey, did you hear about the transsexual squash?

Turns out she wanted everything butternuts.

My wife said she had a nightmare last night.

She said, "We were in the supermarket and I was looking through the cans of soup. I turned around and you were naked behind me having sex with a transsexual prostitute!"

"That' so far-fetched," I said. "We never shop together."

I almost slept with a transsexual...

Transsexual joke, I almost slept with a transsexual...

What do you call two transsexual person with a kid?


What do you call it when two trans-sexual dwarfs have sex?

A microtransaction.

I wrote a Country song about how all my former lovers are Transsexual

It's called "All My Ex's Have Changed Sexes"

Little Johnny: "Mom, what's a transsexual."

Mom: "I don't really know the answer to that question, but Aunt Dave does."

What do you call it when two trans-sexual midgets are having a go at each other?


I met a transsexual the other day and he was giving me life advice.

"Just be yourself," he told me.

What's a transsexuals favorite drink?

Gender fluid

What do you call a transsexual monk?

Friar Tuck

"Hey dad, what's a transsexual?

I don't really know, but go ask your Aunt Dave.

Something inside me tells me my girlfriend.....

... is a transsexual

Anyone hear about the transsexual lion that became a vegetarian?

He was a her before.

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