Transplant Jokes

Funniest Transplant Short Jokes

Short transplant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transplant humour may include short graft jokes also.

1. A man has undergone the first successful hand transplant in the UK. Doctors say he can move his fingers, but still doesn't have any feeling. Also, he won't come out of the bathroom for some reason.
2. I'm looking for someone with a good heart, not someone with good looks. Please I really need that heart transplant
3. The guy who received the first pig heart transplant gave a radio interview yesterday I tried to listen, but I could only hear crackling
4. I heard they can do brain transplants now! I was all set to do it.... ...but my local doctor changed my mind.
5. People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.
6. Did you hear about the brain surgeon who was thinking of performing a brain transplant on himself? He ended up having a change of mind.
7. We have a first successful pig heart transplant. Bacon is now both the cause and the solution of our heart problems.
8. I used to think that cardiac transplant surgery wasn't for me But then I had a change of heart
9. My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London which is ironic as her name is Britney
10. If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Transplant One Liners

Which transplant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transplant? I can suggest the ones about transfusion and blood transfusion.

1. At first, my girlfriend didn't want to get a brain transplant then I changed her mind
2. I didn't plan on getting a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind.
3. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
4. Brain transplants will never be possible. Change my mind.
5. If I ever need a heart transplant.. I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
6. What do you call a tomato that self-identifies as a carrot? A transplant.
7. What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant.
8. I always thought a brain transplant was far too risky. Then I changed my mind...
9. What is another term for a lung transplant? Breath Implants
10. What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm
11. This one's sappy… I named the new tree in my yard Spruce Jenner. It's a transplant.
12. Did you hear about the dandelion that's saying it's a rose? Turns out, it's a transplant
13. I went in to get a brain transplant.. ..thankfully the surgeon managed to change my mind.
14. My cousin was going to get a heart transplant But then he had a change of heart.
15. How do you tell if a ball transplant has been successful? You give it a test tickle.

Heart Transplant Jokes

Here is a list of funny heart transplant jokes and even better heart transplant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, your body rejected the transplant
• I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant...
• Losing my virginity was alot like performing a heart transplant operation. Someone had to die for it to happen.
• After my heart transplant I've really had a change of heart.
• Something went wrong with my heart transplant The Surgeon said his heart wasn't in the right place.
  That makes two of us.
• I was working hard in the operating room during a heart transplant when the nurse asks me "What are you doing?" I just keep chanting "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"
• Cardiac transplant surgeons Really have a heart for their patients.
• My father asked how my transplant went. Didn't have the heart to tell him.
• People who have undergone a heart transplant are generally quite indecisive after the procedure. They will always have a change of heart.
• What does the wife of a suicidal man say to him after his succesful heart transplant? "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Kidney Transplant Jokes

Here is a list of funny kidney transplant jokes and even better kidney transplant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The shortage of transplant kidneys in Britain is pretty bad But at least they have a liver pool.
• A DIY kidney transplant... ...is a home renalvation.
• What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery? A transplant
• What did the man who is in dire need of a kidney transplant say to the young man with a broken knee cap? I don't need your bad kid knees.
• The planted wanted to be a kidney... so it became a transplant.

Liver Transplant Jokes

Here is a list of funny liver transplant jokes and even better liver transplant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What type of fish can perform a liver transplant? A sturgeon.
• I just had a successful liver transplant operation. That surgeon really de-livered!
• If I had a dollar for each booze... ... I could now afford the liver transplant.
• What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery.

Transplant Donor Jokes

Here is a list of funny transplant donor jokes and even better transplant donor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mate needed a bone marrow transplant We found a match in Argentina
  The operation was a success
  Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

Hair Transplant Jokes

Here is a list of funny hair transplant jokes and even better hair transplant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My doctor was really impressed with the amount of hair I had on the scalp for my hair transplant However, he was a *bit* concerned that the scalp was not mine

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