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Roy Moore is not happy with the events that transpired tonight

He liked it better when the night was young

Bamboo

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After the meal the waiter comes to the table to give the panda the check. Without a word the panda draws a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He then gets up nonchalantly and heads for the door. Seeing what just transpired the manager confronts the panda at the door.
" Hey, you just shot my waiter!" screams the manager.
The panda replies "I'm a panda, it's what I do. Look it up."
As the panda walks out the door the manager runs to his office and looks up panda in the dictionary:
Panda\- A mammal from the bear family with black and white markings originating from the continent of Asia.
Eats shoots and leaves.

A policeman used to hang out in a coffee shop all day....

A policeman used to hang out in a coffee shop all day. Unsurprisingly that coffee shop never got robbed.
The hardware shop down the road had an idea, and constructed a cardboard silhouette of a policeman drinking coffee, and displayed it in front of their counter, thinking it would deter thieves.
The first week went by without incident, but then half-way through the second week, masked men burst in and snatched away the cardboard policeman.
It transpires that he just wasn't cut out for the job.

A panda walks into a restaurant

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After the meal the waiter comes to the table to give the panda the check. Without a word the panda draws a gun and shoots the waiter dead. He then gets up nonchalantly and heads for the door. Seeing what just transpired the manager confronts the panda at the door.
" Hey, you just shot my waiter and didn't even pay for your meal!" screams the manager.
The panda replies "I'm a panda, it's what I do. Look it up."
As the panda walks out the door the manager runs to his office and looks up panda in the dictionary:
Panda- A mammal from the bear family with black and white markings originating from the continent of Asia.
Eats chutes and leaves.


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