Transparent Jokes
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Funniest Transparent Short Jokes
Short transparent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transparent humour may include short invisible jokes also.
- I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
- My dad came out to me today and told me he now identifies as a woman He just wanted to be transparent with me
- Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate? >!This administration is afraid of transparency.!<
- 2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.
They had become Transparents. - My Mother informed me today that she now identifies as my father. I thanked her for being transparent.
- If you've got a kid and get a sexchange your kid won't be able to see you anymore.. You'll be transparent
- I can't seem to be able to see my mom and dad since they switched gender... ... it's like they've become transparent.
- My child told me they were transgender, and I slowly faded out of sight as I slowly became transparent
- My parents both got their genders changed and I never saw them again Because they're transparent
- I've started selling transparent urns, and I think this business could really take off. Remains to be seen.
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Transparent One Liners
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- Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent
- My mom dresses like my dad and my dad dresses like my mom They're transparent
- My son is transgender, so i guess that makes me Transparent
- Did you hear about the father who became a woman and disappeared? He was transparent.
- What do you call a mother who lies about being a father? transparent
- What are parents that you can see through? Transparents
- My mom just told me she used to be a man. I love that she's transparent.
- Son : "Dad I'm transgender" Dad:" that makes me transPARENT!"
- What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent.
- Why did the invisible parent have two genders? Because it was trans-parent
- Why was the ghost progressive? Because he had transparents.
- Kylie can see straight through Caitlyn's lies You know. Transparent
- What do you call an LGBT mom who's invisible? Transparent
- I hardly see my Dad anymore since he came out. He became TransParent
- What do you call transformer's father and mother? Transparent
Amusing Transparent Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about transparent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean purple jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transparent pranks.
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Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day...
...and when Lucy saw him she said "I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."
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A man walks into a psychologist's office..
A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane...
The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.
Ta-boom!
Tom Swifty
"My mom is my dad!" Said Tom transparently.
The two old-timers...
...were having a chat over the back fence.
"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."
"Why's that, Clem?"
"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."
"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"
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Why couldn't the children see their father after his s**... change?
Because he was trans-parent
Quick question to all the trans-people out there.
If a trans-person has a child, does it make them trans-parent?
TIL that, on a Windows computer, your browser will become transparent if you press Alt+f4
Just kidding, it's actually Ctrl+W
A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases
It was a new, clear reaction.
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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?
Because she is Trans-parent!
(Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth.
When you speak with them, they're really transparent.
My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore.
They're trans-parents.
Sorry. ;)
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A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of v**...
Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless.
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What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their s**... change?
Transparent
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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?
Because she's Transparent.
What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?
A transparent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a s**... change op?
It's because they are trans-parent.
What do you call an adopted ghost?
Transparent
What color is the wind joke
Son: "What color is the wind?"
Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"
Dad: "The wind is blue"
Mom: "Blue? How so?"
Dad: "Because the wind blew"
What do you call a transparent robot?
See-through P0
What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia?
Transparent.
What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?
A transparency review.
Blonde Joke gone bad
Brother: Why did the blonde climb over the transparent glass wall?
Sister: I don't know, why?
Brother: To see what was on the other side.
Sister: Pause. *Confused Look.* Wait.. but.. why didn't she just walk around it?
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How do you call a cross-dressing father of two?
Transparent
Trump's first scandal.
Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.
What do you call an openly tyrannical government wherein all the female public officials identify as future mothers even though they've been sterilized?
A trans-parent government.
(this is my best work yet)
My invisible Dad told me that he's switching genders.
He's very transparent.
My Parents and I Haven't Really Seen Each Other Since My Dad Started Dressing Like A Woman and My Mom Started Dressing Like A Man...
I just think they're a little too transparent about it.
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"Mom, Dad I am going to undergo a s**... change operation"
Dad:...
Mom: "Don't"
Dad:...
"So that makes me a Transparent!"
I had an interviewer at a company called Transparency, but I didn't get the job.
Apparently I didn't speak clearly enough.
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Why could the little boy not see his transgender mother?
Because she was trans-parent!
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One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore..
It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
I wanna make a joke about my mom and dad being "gender neutral"
But it seems too transparent
What do you call it when you used to have an invisible mom and an invisible dad, but now have two invisible dads.
Trans-parent
Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad anymore?
Because he's transparent.
So yesterday I wore a costume....
I am a male and I wore a see through shirt and pants. I completed my ensemble with a stuffed bra, long haired wig and lipstick. I pushed a baby doll around all night in a stroller holding the baby bottle....
I was a transparent transparent.
My mother recently admitted to me that she identified as a man.
I haven't seen much of her since she came out as transparent.
Did you hear about the government that decided to be more transparent?
It spent 3 billion on an office building made entirely out of glass.
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Ever since my father became transgender, I couldn't see him anymore.
He's become transparent
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What do you call a pregnant woman with a transparent belly?
A w**... with a view.
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Both my parents had s**... changes
Now I have a transparent background.
I've been having trouble finding my mom since she transitioned...
He's become trans-parent.
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Just a warning.
**If anyone tries to sell you a transparent driving wheel, steer clear.**
When choosing between transparent and opaque.
Transparent is the clear choice.
My Dad has said he identifies as invisible
He's transparent
What do you call an invisible non-cisgender woman who has two kids?
Trans-parent
Wearing a helmet while riding a motorbike is wise..
But having a transparent panel on it?? Now, that's visor..
Ever since my kid came out as trans everyone's attention is just on them. I feel like people can't even see me anymore.
I'm just tired of being transparent.
Trans...
Dad 1; What's going on, I can see through you...
Dad2: My son told me that he's a transgender... So that makes me....
transPARENT
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My buddies dad got a s**... change and started telling me all about his life's secrets...
He was super trans-parent.
Why can't Kendall Jenner see her father anymore?
He's transparent
Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
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My dad had gender reassignment surgery. Now he has a horrible poker face.
He's transparent.
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It's clear why my mom makes so many dad jokes...
She's transparent.
How come Kendall & Kylie never see their Father?
Because he's trans-parent!
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My friend's mom told everyone about her s**... change.
He considers himself very transparent.
What's transparent and runs in the fields?
A herd of wild windows
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My parents changed s**...
Since both my parents changed s**..., I can't see them any more. They became transparents.
Why do we need Trans visibility day?
Isn't that against the whole point of transparency?
Today my brother told me he was going to be a mom
It was a shock to hear, but I'm happy he can be transparent!
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China's lack of transparency on virus is fuelling rumors: US experts
It's basically all this he said Xi said b**....
One day, Billy and his dad went to a baseball game to celebrate his dad's gender reassignment surgery
when they arrived, they noticed that Billy's seat was behind his dad's. His dad said
"I'm sorry I have to stand in front of you the whole game Billy"
Billy responded,
"That's okay dad, at least you're trans-parent"
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Ever since I went through with my s**... change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
My mom is the best. She's always honest with me, and today she told me she's one of the X-men.
I guess you could say she's a transparent transparent.
