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- I gave my girlfriend an STD and I'm devastated If I transmitted it to her, then why do I still have it?!
- So I tried transmitting a joke over some old infrared equipment I had laying around. Let's just say it wasn't well received.
- How does Gandalf transmit a large amount of information from one place to another? He uses a Shadowfax.
- Which STD is transmitted through sound... The clap.
Yes this joke was just posted but I think my punchline is better. - Mad Cow Disease has been found to be transmitted to calves when being breastfed It's udder insanity
- Courtney Love I bet Courtney Love wishes that musical greatness was sexuality transmitted.
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Transmitted One Liners
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- Which STD is transmitted through sound? Hearing aids
- Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up
- What do you get if you don't follow Social distancing? STD
Socially Transmitted Disease - What do you call a virus transmitted by USB? A hack-in-the-box!
- Why can't african kids watch Dragon Ball Z? Because they transmit it after lunch.
- What's s**... transmitted and has a 100% death rate? Life
- Life is... ... A s**... transmitted disease.
- What's something you never see at a s**... transmitted disease clinic? A Redditor.
- What is the name of the Greek god of s**... transmitted diseases? h**... (badumm tss)
- I just had s**... with my wife and now I have STD's s**... Transmitted Descendants.
- Why are there very few books on Lesbian s**...? Because it is mainly o**... transmitted.
- I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. In my case, it is a s**... transmitted disease.
- V8 What kind of s**... transmitted disease can you get from an octopus?
- If Freddie Mercury transmitted h**... to someone... ...Was it considered Mercury poisoning?
- What type of beverage is s**... transmitted? Lemon-AIDS
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What funny jokes about transmitted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean injected jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transmitted pranks.
According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2020 was the Year of the Rat
So we've been spending the entire year holed up, only briefly leaving to get food, running at the sight of other humans, and transmitting infection.
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The first known case of the Zika virus in the United States has been found in Texas and was transmitted via s**... contact.
Officials believe the case will end how it began: With someone getting a little head.
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A man goes to a doctor for a check up.
The doctor asks him if he has any s**... transmitted diseases. To which the man replied, "Yes. I have two children."
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My doctor asked me what I use to prevent s**... Transmitted Diseases. . .
I said: my face.
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A Girl In London
Two men in a bar. One says "A girl I met in London gave me a s**... transmitted disease". His mate replies "you were lucky, in yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"
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After Covid it seems everyone forgot this s**... transmitted disease with 100% mortality rate
Life
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Scientists recently discovered a s**... transmitted disease affecting many bird species.
No need to worry though. I hear it's tweetable.
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Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by o**... s**...
The study suggests a little head may result in a little head.
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There's a double feature at the theatre tonight. The first film is about a s**... transmitted d**.... The second is about an evil clown.
It follows It Follows.
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Can this corona be transmitted via s**...?
Please, someone let me know. It's urgent.
I work at the morgue.
