The Best 24 Transmission Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Transmission jokes. There are some transmission propulsion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these transmission autonomous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Transmission Jokes and Puns

I wonder if mormons support the transgendered?

If they did, they could go on a transmission!

-- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast

Obama calls for greater truck control laws.

Apparently the the truck in France had a fully automatic transmission.

A man goes to the mechanic.

He says "My car goes rr- rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man frowns and says "My car goes rr-rr-rr-"
The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

The man looks angry and says "Would you l-let me ff-finish! I have a ss-stutter. My car goes rr-rr-rr-really slowly uphill!"

The mechanic says "Yes, the transmission probably needs replacing."

(Credit Lee Mack)

Transmission joke, A man goes to the mechanic.

What car transmission do Mexicans use?


What does a car and a person seeking a sex change have in common?

a transmission

A First Mate turns to his Captain and says...

"Captain! There is a light ahead and we are receiving a transmission that we should veer to the left."

The Captain grabbed the radio and said, "This is a fully armed battleship. Veer right or be destroyed."

The voice on the radio responded, "This is a lighthouse. Your move."

What's it called when a spy gets a sex change and then goes out on a job?

A transmission

(Be kind I made this up in like 2 minutes at work)

Transmission joke, What's it called when a spy gets a sex change and then goes out on a job?

Car Talk

So a transmission asks an engine, "Yo Engine, hows things with you today?" and the engine replies "Oh you know, just another day in the hood..."

Why couldn't 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?

Broken transmission.

"Having my owner carjacked was bad enough." said one car to the other. "But you know what really grinds my gears?"

The idiot didn't know how to drive a manual transmission!

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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How much HIV is in a typical transmission?

A buttload.

You know what grinds my gears?

When I'm low on transmission fluid.

How do you call a quest for transgender people?

a transmission

What part of the car switches genders?

The transmission

Caitlyn Jenner has an assignment from the Military

I guess you could call it a Transmission

Transmission joke, Caitlyn Jenner has an assignment from the Military

How do you know all cars have an LGBT agenda?

All of them have a transmission.

What kind of transmission do German cars have?


Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears?

The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!

Is a transmission anything like a gay agenda?

I don't know anything about cars.

Driving an automatic transmission car is like riding a bike

Only two pedals

How can you tell a car is from Spain?

It has Manuel transmission.

What do you call a religous journey involving gender dysphoria?

A transmission.

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