Translator Jokes
32 translator jokes and hilarious translator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about translator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These jokes will make you laugh out loud! From Google Translator bloopers to miscommunication between interpreters and proofreaders, discover these humorous translator jokes. Read on to see why language translation can be so funny!
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Funniest Translator Short Jokes
Short translator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The translator humour may include short interpreter jokes also.
- What do women put on their ear to look more attractive?... Their knees.
(Not sure if this one translates well to english) - Why can't a nose be 30.48 centimeters? Because then it would be .3048 Meters.
Some jokes just don't translate well. - I'm considering taking a position to translate old Mongolian poetry The job has its prose and Khans
- At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators Which is nice considering they supplied both President
- I'm considering taking a position translating old Mongolian poetry. The jobs has its prose and Khans.
Happy cake day to me! - Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin? It would mean the world to me.
- I live in Saudi Arabia, so I have to translate this joke. I will do my best. Stick with me. Three women walk into a pub.
- Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got drunk and fell off the guard tower. - I wish I could speak to dogs... but it's okay because all I would get is a ruff translation
- What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"? Hyruleglyphics.
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Translator One Liners
Which translator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with translator? I can suggest the ones about translated and trainer.
- Translated from German, I hope this works: What's 3x3? No
- I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating "mucho" for me It means a lot
- I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator.
- Why was google translate banned in North-Korea? The speech option was free
- What do you call a brunette standing behind two blondes? The translator.
- What do you call a transgender linguist who is never on time? Translate
- I tried to translate a German joke Jokes on you, we don't do jokes.
- What does "Kremlin" translate to in English? White House.
- Why is there a brunette walking between two blondes? To translate!
- This is a joke translated from japaneese ... Two men walk into a pub.
Clunk
Clunk - How do an American and Russian communicate without a translator? Using Korean.
- Did you hear about the translator who was running the marathon? He was Russian to Finnish
- I tried translating this german joke.. France.
- What do you call the process of switching genders? Translating
- A short joke translated from Latvian Mermaid doing a split
Google Translator Jokes
Here is a list of funny google translator jokes and even better google translator puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I want to see if this American joke translates Tl;dr: I was going to post a joke in German courtesy of Google Translate but it ran afoul of Rule 6.
- Si puedes leer esto... ¡Enhorabuena, puedes usar Google Translate!
- How does Google translate "ten dead American cops" into any other language? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Howlingly Hilarious Translator Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about translator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean torch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make translator pranks.
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I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to English and see if it works. A man is sitting in a cafe...
A man is sitting in a cafe when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting "Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest". The man runs out of the cafe angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair. The people in the cafe and the guy that told him are confused and ask what happened. The man says "this son of a b**... was just exaggerating, firstly, it was just a couple of trees he made it out like it was a forest, secondly, best friend he says?! It turns out I don't even know the guy". Thank you
German joke translated, hope you get it: "Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend..."
"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend..."
"With who?"
"Thomas."
"But since when is Thomas your best friend?"
"Since yesterday."
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[Translated] A man saw a good deal and bought 20 p**... of the same pattern and color to his wife.
Wife : Oh My God,now people will think I never change my p**....
Husband : Which people?
(Hope the joke didnt get lost in translation)
A dutch joke about the Brits and their love for queues, don't know if it translates well
A Brit walks down the street and sees two queues. He gets behind one of them, and asks the woman in front of him:
What is this queue for?
Just for fun says the women.
But what if I don't want to stand in the queue? The Brit asks.
To which the woman replies that's what the other queue is for
Friend who lives in Russia told me this joke
(English isn't my first language, sorry if the translation isn't the best)
The phone rings at 10 Downing Street.
- Hello, mister Putin would like to speak with Theresa May.
- I'm afraid she's currently sleeping.
- Very well, if she wakes up please tell her that mister Putin would like to talk to her.
- Will do.
- Thank you. *hangs up*
- Wait. What do you mean "if"?
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Woman asks her friend "How are your kids getting on now?"
"Fine!" Comes the reply. "My oldest boy grew up to be a doctor, the second grew up to be a teacher, and my daughter grew up to be a lawyer!"
"What about your youngest boy? How's he doing?
"Ah. He grew up to be a thief. He lives at home with us still."
"So you let your three decent kids fend for themselves, and kept the black sheep of the family at home? Isn't that wrong?"
"No, of course not. He keeps us supported financially. The other three are all unemployed."
(Translated from Greek, sorry if it don't make sense!)
Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,
... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]
"Dmytry! I take my hat off to you!"
"You and Sarah have been married for 50 years, whenever I see you walking around town you are still holding hands!
Well." Dmytry began
"If I let her go she will surely buy something!"
Translated from Russian, sorry if I made mistakes.
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I tried to translate my German grandfathers' favorite joke
A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: "You're ugly"
The woman quickly walks away.
At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says "You're ugly".
This time the woman goes in the shop and complains to the salesman.
The salesman apologizes and tells the parrot to not say this ever again.
The next day the woman again walks past the pet shop and is happy to see the parrot turned completely silent. Provokingly she slows down. Suddenly the parrot starts screeching:
"I'm not saying anything but you know it!"
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My neighbor visited my house the other day
He said: Isn't your house the same as mine? How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your living room when you moved in?
12 I said.
A few days later he came back, pretty p**.... "I just finished, and I have 7 rolls of wallpaper left!"
Yeah, so did I.
\*Heard in Dutch and translated.
