Transit Jokes

• Short Transit Jokes
• Transit One Liners
• Transit Bus Jokes
• Public Transit Jokes
• Transit Van Jokes
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Funniest Transit Short Jokes

Short transit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transit humour may include short public transport jokes also.

1. Word is Hollywood executives are mad about Elliot Page transitioning from a woman to a man... Now they'll have to pay him 20% more...
2. What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common? Republicans want to block their transition
3. Trump: "We cannot let a woman be president!" Staff: "That's not what transition team means, sir."
4. Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
5. My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as the judge insists on calling it, a restraining order
6. My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship Or as she likes to call it, a restraining order
7. I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree I'm a trans later
8. Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too
9. Comrade Stalin announced that the Soviet Union would be transitioning back to a Monarchy But he was just being Tsar-castic
10. Why does a well-done trans joke start off dark and turn wholesome? Because the goal is a good transition.

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Transit One Liners

Which transit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transit? I can suggest the ones about public transportation and transportation.

1. What do you call a Mexican who transitions? Señor Rita
2. Tapes have A and B sides So it only made sense to transition to CDs .
3. My father only hit me once as a child. But he used a Ford Transit.
4. Why don't transphobes like PowerPoint? Because they're afraid of transitions.
5. What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit
6. Quick Snowden Transition into a woman
7. How do nuns get to and from church? Mass transit
8. What kind of transportation does the Pope take? Mass transit.
9. What's an otaku's favorite transition metal? Manga-nese!
10. The only problem I have with transition lenses is... I can't wear my sunglasses at night.
11. TIFU from my dyslexia leading me on the wrong transit. Oops, wrong bus.
12. [OC] Did you hear about the zipped up transition? It was seamless.
13. What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender? A transit
14. What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!
15. How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!

Transit Bus Jokes

Here is a list of funny transit bus jokes and even better transit bus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit
• Dyslexic Dave had a little too much to drink and decided to take public transit home. As he boarded, the driver said Welcome aboard the Main Street Express... .... whoops, sorry, wrong bus.
• What do you call a p**... who works on public transit? A succ-you-bus.
• What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean.

Public Transit Jokes

Here is a list of funny public transit jokes and even better public transit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that every car going to and from the church on Sunday is a type of public transportation? They're all Mass transit.
• Whats the difference between public transit and a black guy Your mom doesn't like to ride public transit.
• Did you hear about the man who had a f**... for public transit? He's getting off at the next stop.

Transit Van Jokes

Here is a list of funny transit van jokes and even better transit van puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a demonic vocalist who drives a Transit? Van Hellsing

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What funny jokes about transit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transmission jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transit pranks.