Transgender Jokes

• Short Transgender Jokes
• Transgender One Liners
• Transgender People Jokes
• Transgender Rights Jokes
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Funniest Transgender Short Jokes

Short transgender jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transgender humour may include short transvestite jokes also.

1. A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. You're LGBT, right? I asked.
   You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
   No, I said, you did.
2. My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
3. My atheist friend recently came out as transgender and decided to become a Christian. They're a "she" now, but they were a heathen.
4. I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission!
   -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast
5. To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes. The Ex-Men.
6. Chris Brown came out as transgendered today He figures if he can't beat em may as well join em
7. Since my son came out as transgender I can't stop revealing all my secrets. I guess it's because I'm transparent now.
8. What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place? "I've been herbivore."
9. Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat
10. A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat. We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.

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Transgender One Liners

Which transgender one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transgender? I can suggest the ones about cross dressing and cross dresser.

1. What type of doctor treats transgender men? A guynowcologist.
2. Did you hear about the vegan transgender? He was a herbefore.
3. Have you guys heard the one about the vegan transgender? He was a her-before
4. Why can't transgender people see their parents? Because they are transparent.
5. How does a transgender ninja kill people? They/them.
6. My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man.
7. Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children? Because they're transparent.
8. Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male.
9. My son is transgender, so i guess that makes me Transparent
10. Transgender folks are the best at banking Everything they do is a transaction.
11. What do you call an obese transgender? Trans fat
12. What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin? Fe-male
13. Dad, what's a transgender? Ask mom, he knows.
14. Why do you never see transgender people with kids? Because they're transparent
15. What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes? The Ex-Men

Transgender People Jokes

Here is a list of funny transgender people jokes and even better transgender people puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.
• Ever since my kid told me that he's transgender, people don't seem to notice me anymore... I guess that's what I get for being a transparent.
• I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people. Transgender women made me believe in Adam's apple.
• When you are bisexual, transgender and a cyclist You are hated by 3 people:
  The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else.
• After a disaster only four people on earth were left alive, a lesbian, a gay, transgender and the straightest guy possible. They wish if only they could get bi somehow.
• What is it called when a group of transgendered people have a specific goal? A trans mission
• What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship.
• What are protests by transgender little people called? Microtransactions
• Where do transgender people use the bathroom when they get old? Depends
• What do people call themselves if they no longer identify as transgendered? Transformers

Transgender Rights Jokes

Here is a list of funny transgender rights jokes and even better transgender rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This gay rights thing has gone too far. Even my local cafe is selling a Bi, Lesbian and Transgender sandwich.
• Did y'all here about the new Transgender rights they passed in Australia? Not sure of the details, but there's a lot of changes happening Down Under...
• I care about gay and transgender rights, but not enough to vote or do anything about it. I'm passive progressive.
• The World's First Transgendered Muslim An easy way to sum up Britain right now.

Uproarious Transgender Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about transgender you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gender reveal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transgender pranks.