Transgender People Jokes

Funniest Transgender People Short Jokes

Short transgender people jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transgender people humour may include short transgender jokes also.

1. Ever since my kid told me that he's transgender, people don't seem to notice me anymore... I guess that's what I get for being a transparent.
2. I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people. Transgender women made me believe in Adam's apple.
3. When you are bisexual, transgender and a cyclist You are hated by 3 people:
   The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else.
4. After a disaster only four people on earth were left alive, a lesbian, a gay, transgender and the straightest guy possible. They wish if only they could get bi somehow.
5. What is it called when a group of transgendered people have a specific goal? A trans mission
6. What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii? A trans pacific partner ship.
7. How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one.
   But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out.
8. Why are Transgender and Non-Binary people complaining about not having their own toilets? We already have the Disabled Toilets for them.
9. I'm not sure why transgender and non-binary people complain about not having adequate toilets for their needs Disabled toilets have existed for a long time...
10. You don't see very many transgender people with children I guess it's because they are all transparent

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Transgender People One Liners

Which transgender people one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transgender people? I can suggest the ones about transvestite and straight people.

1. Why can't transgender people see their parents? Because they are transparent.
2. How does a transgender ninja kill people? They/them.
3. Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children? Because they're transparent.
4. Why do you never see transgender people with kids? Because they're transparent
5. Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat
6. What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.
7. What are protests by transgender little people called? Microtransactions
8. Where do transgender people use the bathroom when they get old? Depends
9. What do people call themselves if they no longer identify as transgendered? Transformers
10. What do you call a door that transgendered people walk through? A trap door.
11. Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls.
12. How do you call a quest for transgender people? a transmission
13. Tomatoes Are Like Transgender People... You are unsure about what they truly identify as.
14. How does Putin feel about transgender people? They drive him crazy.

Transgender People Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about transgender people you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cross dressing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transgender people pranks.