The Best 86 Transgender Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Transgender Jokes and Puns
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
Micro trans-action
Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?
Because he's a transparent.
Apologies if I could've worded it different.
Why do cannibals hate Transgender people?
Too much trans fat
A transgender person has a child
Now he's transparent.
I'm a straight male...
But my transgender sibling introduces me to all her friends as her cister.
If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore..
would that make you a transformer?
What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?
A trans pacific partner ship.
Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender?
When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through
What does a transgender person call their sibling?
little cis
My transgender uncle is a superhero...
We call him Aunt-Man.
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What do you call a slow transgender?
Translate.
How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?
The quality of the sandwich.
My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender"
I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
What did the trans-gender, pan-sexual, gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre?
Shrek your privilege!
Which Marvel superhero is transgender?
Ironman, he's a Fe male.
What do transgender cannibals call the blood of Christ?
Cross dressing.
What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?
The Ex Men.
What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?
A Trans Pacific Partnership
What do you call an obese transgender?
Trans fat
What does a transgender prostitute charge for their service?
A trans-action fee.
What do you call Iron Man's transgender cousin?
Fe-male
I care about gay and transgender rights, but not enough to vote or do anything about it.
I'm passive progressive.
What do transgenders put on their salad?
Crossdressing
After a disaster only four people on earth were left alive, a lesbian, a gay, transgender and the straightest guy possible.
They wish if only they could get bi somehow.
A transgender person with kids would be invisible
Because they'd be transparent
My son came out to me as a transgender
Guess i'm transparent now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's really dumb that Trump banned the transgender from the military
I mean, who is going to fight the decepticons?
I don't understand Christianity's problem with LGBTQ people.
Transgender women made me believe in Adam's apple.
Why could the little boy not see his transgender mother?
Because she was trans-parent!
What do you call a transgender Japanese person?
A Nintendo switch.
Why couldnt the guy hold a conversation with the female transgender marine biologist?
They didn't agree on a lot of things, but a big part of it was he didn't speak whale.
Note: In my defense I don't discriminate except by how I know a person. I have friends on all sides of the NFL hype, sexual rights hype, and abortion debate. But this joke gets laughs among them all.
This gay rights thing has gone too far.
Even my local cafe is selling a Bi, Lesbian and Transgender sandwich.
What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)
Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.
He said he didn't like change.
What do you call a transgender tree?
Spruce Jenner
What did they say to the transgender man who joined the navy
Welcome to the navy
Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having sex.
Micro Trans-actions.
Ever since my father became transgender, I couldn't see him anymore.
He's become transparent
What kind of robot would a transgender person be
A transformer.
Did you hear about the vegan transgender?
He was a herbefore.
What's the difference between LSD sold by an overweight transgender person and a food that raises bad cholesterol?
Nothing. They're both **trans fatty acid**.
Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero.
Auntman
Have you guys heard the one about the vegan transgender?
He was a her-before
I know a transgender guy
His only ambition is to Eat, Drink and be Mary.
Dad, what's a transgender?
Ask mom, he knows.
What do you call a group of chubby transgender people?
Trans fats.
My son told me he is transgender...
This means I am now transparent
Why don't you ever see any Transgender parents?
Because they're Trans-Parent.
What do you call a four-legged, three-eyed, mute, deaf, transgender, African-American, handicapped, eunuch, cancer-riddled, rich, thrice-divorced, tired, fashionable, pansexual, elderly factory worker?
I don't know.
Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children?
Because they're transparent.
You don't see very many transgender moms
I guess they are all trans parent
What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place?
"I've been herbivore."
All those transgender "males" offended by my quotations....
Really need to grow a pair.
Ever since my kid told me that he's transgender, people don't seem to notice me anymore...
I guess that's what I get for being a transparent.
A man is drinking at a bar and meets a redheaded woman, not realizing that she is transgender
Already drunk, the man decided to ask, "Does the carpet match the drapes?" The transgender woman replies, "There's no carpet, only hardwood."
Chris Brown has come out as transgender.
Well if you cant beat em join em.
Since my son came out as transgender I can't stop revealing all my secrets.
I guess it's because I'm transparent now.
Why do you never see transgender people with kids?
Because they're transparent
A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat.
We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.
What do you call a transgender vampire?
Count Dragula.
What do you call a group of transgender female superheroes?
The Ex-Men
Son : "Dad I'm transgender"
Dad:" that makes me transPARENT!"
Trans...
Dad 1; What's going on, I can see through you...
Dad2: My son told me that he's a transgender... So that makes me....
transPARENT
If a transgender gets surgery to be turned back to their natural-born sex...
Then does that make them a trans-former?
What do you call two transgender midgets making out?
Micro transaction
What do you call transgender robots?
T R A N S F O R M E R S
Why did the transgender couple break up?
One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
What do you call a transgender whale?
Maby Dik
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
Microtransaction
Why dont you ever see any transgender moms?
Because they are transparent!
(Thought of this one myself, pretty proud)
What are protests by transgender little people called?
Microtransactions
Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.
I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.
When you are bisexual, transgender and a cyclist
You are hated by 3 people:
The homophobes, the transphobes and everyone else.
Transgender folks are the best at banking
Everything they do is a transaction.
A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.
You're LGBT, right? I asked.
You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
No, I said, you did.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
The X men
What do you call it when a very small transgender EA employee does something?
A micro trans action.
What's do you call a bunch of transgender girls
X-Men
My atheist friend recently came out as transgender and decided to become a Christian.
They're a "she" now, but they were a heathen.
If my son comes out as transgender
I will no longer have a son.
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Did y'all here about the new Transgender rights they passed in Australia?
Not sure of the details, but there's a lot of changes happening Down Under...
What do you call 2 transgender midgets doing it
A microtransaction
I met this delivery guy who'd just come out as transgender...
...he used to be a mailman.
My good transgender friend
My good transgender friend doesn't like to talk about growing up in a very religious family.
She was a heathen.
I hardly see any transgender parents
They must be transparent
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