Transfusion Jokes
31 transfusion jokes and hilarious transfusion puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about transfusion that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Transfusion Short Jokes
Short transfusion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transfusion humour may include short blood donation jokes also.
- My son made it through a blood transfusion, so I bought him a 50″ HDTV... He loves his new plasma...
- I'll never forget my dad's last words... He needed a blood transfusion but we didn't know his blood type... he kept telling me to "be positive", but it's really hard without him...
- My dad died this day last year because we didn't know his blood type to get a transfusion.. As he was dying he kept saying be positive but it was just so hard without him :/
- My dad died because we couldn't remember his blood type in time give him a transfusion As he died he kept telling us to "be positive" but it's hard without him.
- My parents are perfectionists. They won't let me get away with anything less than an A+. I'm currently at the hospital getting a blood transfusion.
- Husband: "Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also." Wife: "Who is Natalie?"
- My grandfather was such a brave man. Even while dying for want of a blood transfusion when nobody knew his blood type with his last few words he kept telling us all to be positive.
- I lost my grandfather to a blood transfusion My friend ask what was his last words:
Be positive - My friend died yesterday, we couldn't find his blood type in time for the transfusion. Even to the bitter end, he said Be positive.
- What medical procedure involves transgender gang members uniting as one? A blood transfusion
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Transfusion One Liners
Which transfusion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transfusion? I can suggest the ones about blood drive and giving blood.
- A doctors patient dies after a type B blood transfusion Musta been a type-O
Blood Transfusion Jokes
Here is a list of funny blood transfusion jokes and even better blood transfusion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My ex was in a terrible accident and needed a blood transfusion so the hospital called me asking for her blood type I gave them the wrong blood type so she knows what rejection feels like.
- My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion.
- Over the years, I've poured countless hours into developing a simpler, more efficient form of blood transfusion. So far, all my efforts have been in vein.
- My dad died after no one could remember his blood type for a transfusion As he waa dying he kept telling us "be positive, be positive!" But it's gonna be really hard without him.
- One of my friends needed a blood transfusion recently but we didn't know his blood type. He kept saying be positive but it's been difficult without him.
- Your mother is so n**... If she brushed her teeth she would have to call 911 to get a blood transfusion.
Comical & Quirky Transfusion Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about transfusion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transplant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transfusion pranks.
I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…
"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!"
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."
So my dad died last year
We were in a car accident and my dad lost loads of blood. EMT came onto the scene but nobody could remember what his blood type is in time for them to give him a transfusion.
Even as he died, Dad kept telling us to "Be positive" but it's hard without you here Dad. Hope you're in a better place.
My dad died last year...
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a transfusion.
As he was dying he kept insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him.
RIP uncle
My great uncle passed away last year when we couldn't remember his blood type in time for him to get a blood transfusion that would save his life.
As he was dying he kept yelling 'Be positive! Be positive!' but it's so hard without him.
Three Nurses working in a morgue discover a man with a hard on.
The first nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste!" and rides him.
The second nurse does the same thing.
The third nurse, who was on her period, hesitates but does it anyways.
Then the man wakes up, and in complete shock, the nurses apologise, saying they thought he was dead. The man replies, "I was! But after two jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I feel great!"
My dad passed away last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the doctors to give him a transfusion
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's really hard without him.
A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.
Noticing he has a h**..., the first nurse says:
"I wouldn't want it to go to waste", and rides him.
The second nurse agrees, and does the same.
The third nurse says she's on her period, but that a little blood won't do anything.
After they're all done, the man suddenly wakes up, feeling better than ever.
"Weren't you dead?", Asked the nurses.
"Well, I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type.
He needed an emergency blood transfusion but he didn't make it. It's been really tough on me but I'll always remember what he kept telling me before his death. "Be positive."
Man
A man died with an e**.... the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying i'm on my period. the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion!
