Transformer Jokes
85 transformer jokes and hilarious transformer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about transformer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready to laugh? Check out this article and tickle your funny bone with the best transformer jokes around! From electrical transformer puns to transformer bumblebee and even lasik, auto and mains gags, get ready for a genuine chuckle-fest!
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Funniest Transformer Short Jokes
Short transformer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transformer humour may include short bender jokes also.
- Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
- Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance? Neither because they live in America.
- My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer. Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."
Me: "No baby wait, I can change..." - My girlfriend left me because I kept pretending to be a transformer I said "No, wait! I can change!"
- 2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.
They had become Transparents. - Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape? He's a de-septagon.
- Do you think they would write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot? They really should.
It would be a real Page-turner - My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession She said "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer".
I said "But baby, I can change".
She said "There you go again!" - I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way
- Why was the jamaican surprised when he saw a bunch of Transformers flying over his house? 'Cause there were robots in de skies.
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Transformer One Liners
Which transformer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transformer? I can suggest the ones about changer and energizer.
- What would you call a Crossover between Wonder Woman and Transformers? amazon Prime.
- I just flew back from a Transformers convention And boy are my arms tires
- What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box? Amazon Prime.
- What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer? Stoptimus Crime
- I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires
- What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days? Amazon prime
- What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former
- Where does a transformer get his glasses from? Optometrist Prime
- What do you call a Transformer that turns into a stroller? Optimus Pram.
- What's the name of the Transformer that likes to shop? Amazon Prime
- If you used to be transgender but aren't anymore.. would that make you a transformer?
- When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
- A girl I liked was giving me mixed signals So I calculated Fourier transform.
- Anyone know why a electrical transformer humms? Because it forgot the words.
- What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer? A Decepti-Khan
Electrical Transformer Jokes
Here is a list of funny electrical transformer jokes and even better electrical transformer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a freshman and a senior electrical engineering student? A Fourier transform.
Transformer Bumblebee Jokes
Here is a list of funny transformer bumblebee jokes and even better transformer bumblebee puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is Transformers BumbleBee's favorite coffee? A Chevro-latte!
Cheeky Transformer Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about transformer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean heater jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transformer pranks.
Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven
When an old man approaches.
"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter.
"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."
Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"
The man looks back; "... Pinocchio?"
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So there's this man with a parrot.
And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a p**.... He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the t**..., shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?
Because you don't wanna sinc!
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A pregnant lady is sitting at a bus stop...
A guy walks up and asks, "what are you expecting?"
The girl replies the obvious, "the bus."
The man turns to his friend and whispers, "dude, I think she s**... a transformer!"
Why aren't there any baby Transformers?
Because Auto-Bots pull out!
What do you call an Transformer driving backward?
Dyslexicon
What's a polar bear?
A rectangular bear after a coördinate transform.
What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full?
Optimist Prime
Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer
Bruce Jenner
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Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first b**...?
Someone blew a transformer.
How many topologists does it take to change a baby?
Assuming the baby can be transformed into the shape of a light bulb, only one.
Why do werewolves only transform at full moon?
Because it is just a phase after all.
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I read that having s**... every day for a year could transform your marriage.
It worked so well I'm thinking of suggesting it to my wife.
A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.
A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.
His friend says "oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"
He replies: "yes. I am a were."
What do you call transformer's father and mother?
Transparent
I feel like I got a bad deal on my dwarf transformation surgery...
I was definitely short-changed.
I broke my phone recently.
I threw it out the window after turning on airplane mode. Worst transformer ever.
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What do you call a robot doctor that performs s**... change operations?
A trans-former.
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An Englishman wants to transform into an Irish.
He inquires the expert doctor about alternatives.
**Doc**: "We will have to remove the right half of your brain."
**Patient**: "Alright. Let's go through with it."
(The next day, after the procedure...)
**Doc**: "There were serious complications during the operation.
We had to remove your entire brain. There is of course the option of installing a monkey brain."
**Patient**: "Non, non, non. -C'est magnifique!"
Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie.
I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
Who is the most popular Transformer in America?
Caitlyn Jenner.
A group of monks have an encounter with the almighty while tending their flower garden.
The experience so transforms them that they decide to form a new order, with a monastery, dedicated to growing flowers as a form of worship. Two years into the venture they realize that they are running out of funds and decide to begin selling some of their flowers as a way to raise funds to support their ministry and their way of life. Unfortunately a sheep from a nearby farm wandered into the monastery and quickly consumed all of their prize flowers.
It turns out only a ewe can prevent florist friars.
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An old lady was cleaning an ancient lamp in her attic
And then p**... , a genie appeared and asked if he can grant 3 wishes for her .
The old lady said
- I want to be young and beautiful again
- I want to very rich
- my cat should become a handsome prince
p**... the next moment she is young , sitting in her palace and her cat now transformed into a prince started crying ..
She asked what happened ?
Cat : I guess you forgot the time you had me neutered !!
Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...
Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"
Guy: Moor then meets The Eye
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h**... never really killed himself. He transformed into an aquatic mammal-
-a-dolph-in
I just put my phone on airplane mode and threw it across the office
Worst transformer ever.
What would Dwane Johnson be if he transformed into a giant mythical bird?
He'd be The Roc.
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If a transgender gets surgery to be turned back to their natural-born s**......
Then does that make them a trans-former?
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
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Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.
They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!
A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.
He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.
A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people.
One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.
Ah, he said, That's my altar ego.
Have you heard of the upcoming movie where a time traveller gets transformed into a chicken?
It's called Bawk to the Future.
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Robert Pattinson is the worst vampire ever.
It took him 12 years to transform into a bat.
My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…
I said Transformers
She laughed…
The toaster laughed…
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3 men are standing on a cliff near the ocean.
Suddenly, a genie appears and says: "I can turn you into anything you want, if you jump off this cliff. Just say what you want to transform into after jumping, and I will work my magic."
The first man jumps, and shouts:
"Seagull!"
He then transforms into a seagull, and flies away.
The second man jumps, and shouts:
"Whale!"
He turns into a whale, and lands in the water.
The third man, tripped on a rock and shouted:
"s**...!"
Why was Optimus Prime excited about the incoming storm?
Because he heard it had already blown several transformers.
I think I'm one of those Transformers.
Whenever I eat dinner my hand turns into a forklift.
The doctors took me away to the surgery room, where they'd be transforming me into a midget.
"I will be thinking of you," cried my wife down the hallway.
I turned around and said, "Don't worry - I'll be with you shortly."
Why was Megatron not invited to the Republican convention?
Because Megatron was a trans-former.
My girlfriend threatened to leave unless I stopped being delusional and admitted that I am not a Transformer
But I told her Babe, I can change!
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Did you hear about that trans-species gazelle?
He's really transformed himself. You could say he was born a gnu.
Dave was struggling with his parrot that was constantly using bad language, so he sought help from the vet.
Every time the bird swears," said the vet, "Put it in the freezer for 15 seconds.
Dave decided to follow the advice, and after trying it for the first time, found the parrot shivering and apologetic when he took it out of the freezer.
The bird said, "I'm sorry for all the bad language I've been using."
Dave was very surprised by the sudden transformation of his foul-mouthed bird.
Then the parrot said, By the way, what did the chicken do?
