Transaction Jokes
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Funniest Transaction Short Jokes
Short transaction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transaction humour may include short execute jokes also.
- I handle important transactions for a large multinational company ... ... is what a tell my Mum instead of saying I work at McDonald's.
- It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions. It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.
- I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner It was definitely worth the transaction
- I'm not worried about a future where my kids are addicted to EA's micro transactions Because there's no way I'll be paying for Verizon's internet gaming add on
- EA is Officially Getting Rid of Micro-Transactions!! And replacing them with macro-transactions.
- I designed a game where you play as Mike Rowe going shopping. But it didn't sell very well because of all the Mike Rowe transactions.
- My father likes to wear women's clothes when he goes out on his sales calls. He does a lot of transactions.
- I just got a job processing transactions for a global multi-billion dollar company! I'm so thankful to McDonald's for this opportunity.
- The reason the bank account of I, a trans person, is empty. Every action I make is a transaction.
- What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions? A prawn Shop
(I know, I know, it's a dumb one but it made me laugh)
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Transaction One Liners
Which transaction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transaction? I can suggest the ones about transfer and transition.
- Transgender folks are the best at banking Everything they do is a transaction.
- What kind of payment does the Pope use to make online transactions? Pa'pal.
- What does the pope use for online transactions? papal
- What do you call it when a trans person does somthing A transaction
- What do you call a fight between Trans people? TRANSACTION
- What do you call two transgender midgets making out? Micro transaction
- Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario
- All transactions should be rounded down if you ask me... But that's just my 0 cents.
- Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades? Trans-action fees
- How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
- What do you call hermaphrodite prostitution? A transaction!
- What do you call it when Caityln Jenner spends a lot of money? Transaction
- Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.
- What do you call buying dishrags from EA? Microfiber transactions
- What do you call a transgender person doing something Transaction
Humorous Transaction Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about transaction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean commit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make transaction pranks.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have s**...?
Micro trans-action
An old sailor decides to get in uniform and hit the "red light" district, for one last good time...
He finds himself a willing "date", and after a bit of haggling, the price is settled on, and the transaction is made. After about 10 minutes, he asks the lady, "How am I doin', honey?" The p**... replies, "About 3 knots, sailor... you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not gettin' your money back."
After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,
The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.
After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
What did the New York Banker Type say to the p**... after their transaction was complete?
It was a business doing pleasure with you.
A: What do you do for a living? B: I handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company.
A: How much do you make?
B: $18,000
A: An hour?
B No, per year.
A: I thought you said you handled transactions for a multi-billion dollar company?
B: I DO! I'm a cashier at McDonalds.
TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.
He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.
[My first ever submission!] A man is driving through a shady part of town...
...When he pulls up at a stop sign.
A woman of the night, about 3 inches tall, approaches his car and shouts to him in a voice that betrays any femininity; "Hey darl, you looking for a good time? I'm only 10 cents per hour."
The driver replies "Sorry, I don't want any micro-transactions."
What do you call a s**... interaction between two trans individuals?
A transaction.
This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.
What do you call the money spent on a s**... change?
A transaction.
Why does the head of EA like micro transactions so much?
It describes two distinct parts of his s**... life
Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having s**....
Micro Trans-actions.
What do you call two midgets having s**...?
A micro transaction
A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen....
He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an 'ah so', and leaves.
He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time he gets much less yen. He looks quizzically at the teller and she says to him, 'fluctuations'!!
He angrily grabs the cash and storms out. As he's leaving the branch he comes back in and yells at the top of his voice: 'fluc you Americans too!!!'
So I handle financial transactions for a multibillion dollar company and I am working and this complete b**... with brown hair walks into my store and you know what she says to me?
Woof woof woof woof woof.
When my girlfriend's father asked me what I do for a living, I was embarrassed to say that I work at McDonald's, so instead, I said …
"I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company and industry on a daily basis
and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year"
