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Funniest Transactional Short Jokes

Short transactional jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The transactional humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I handle important transactions for a large multinational company ... ... is what a tell my Mum instead of saying I work at McDonald's.
  2. It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions. It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.
  3. I spent my Google Rewards on a video of Caitlyn Jenner It was definitely worth the transaction
  4. I'm not worried about a future where my kids are addicted to EA's micro transactions Because there's no way I'll be paying for Verizon's internet gaming add on
  5. EA is Officially Getting Rid of Micro-Transactions!! And replacing them with macro-transactions.
  6. I designed a game where you play as Mike Rowe going shopping. But it didn't sell very well because of all the Mike Rowe transactions.
  7. My father likes to wear women's clothes when he goes out on his sales calls. He does a lot of transactions.
  8. I just got a job processing transactions for a global multi-billion dollar company! I'm so thankful to McDonald's for this opportunity.
  9. The reason the bank account of I, a trans person, is empty. Every action I make is a transaction.
  10. What do you call a store where you negotiate for off-the-book shrimp transactions? A prawn Shop
    (I know, I know, it's a dumb one but it made me laugh)

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Transactional One Liners

Which transactional one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with transactional? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Transgender folks are the best at banking Everything they do is a transaction.
  2. What kind of payment does the Pope use to make online transactions? Pa'pal.
  3. What does the pope use for online transactions? papal
  4. What do you call it when a trans person does somthing A transaction
  5. What do you call a fight between Trans people? TRANSACTION
  6. What do you call two transgender midgets making out? Micro transaction
  7. Nintendo is releasing a micro transaction mobile platformer Pay Per Mario
  8. All transactions should be rounded down if you ask me... But that's just my 0 cents.
  9. Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades? Trans-action fees
  10. How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action
  11. What do you call hermaphrodite prostitution? A transaction!
  12. What do you call it when Caityln Jenner spends a lot of money? Transaction
  13. Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.
  14. What do you call buying dishrags from EA? Microfiber transactions
  15. What do you call a transgender person doing something Transaction

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about transactional can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of transactional puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Transactional Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about transactional you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make transactional prank.

Why did a woman include a bag of m**... with her ATM transaction? She thought it would speed up her deposit!

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have s**...?

Micro trans-action

I had an idea for a transaction fee based investment app.

But I discovered there was only a niche market for an app called TransVest.

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

An old sailor decides to get in uniform and hit the "red light" district, for one last good time...

He finds himself a willing "date", and after a bit of haggling, the price is settled on, and the transaction is made. After about 10 minutes, he asks the lady, "How am I doin', honey?" The p**... replies, "About 3 knots, sailor... you're not hard, you're not in, and you're not gettin' your money back."

After his team was eliminated from the World Cup,

The Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all expenses that fans of his country paid for to travel to Brazil.
According to sources close to the player, he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transactions.

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup the Nigerian captain personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

What do you call the action of a banker buying w**...?

A dank transaction

What did the New York Banker Type say to the p**... after their transaction was complete?

It was a business doing pleasure with you.

A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me

I handled financial transactions at a multi-billion dollar international corporation.

In other words, I'm a cashier at McDonald's.

A: What do you do for a living? B: I handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company.

A: How much do you make?
B: $18,000
A: An hour?
B No, per year.
A: I thought you said you handled transactions for a multi-billion dollar company?
B: I DO! I'm a cashier at McDonalds.

What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before?

Identity theft!
A math joke. Credit goes to Ben.

I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section.

Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it.

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

People with gender dysphoria tend to be great businessmen.

Every action they take is a trans-action.

Where does a turtle hide his i**... business transactions?

In a shell corporation.

My s**... ambiguous child just handed me some money.

It was a trans-action.

What does a transgender p**... charge for their service?

A trans-action fee.

[My first ever submission!] A man is driving through a shady part of town...

...When he pulls up at a stop sign.
A woman of the night, about 3 inches tall, approaches his car and shouts to him in a voice that betrays any femininity; "Hey darl, you looking for a good time? I'm only 10 cents per hour."
The driver replies "Sorry, I don't want any micro-transactions."

What do you call a s**... interaction between two trans individuals?

A transaction.
This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.

What do you call the money spent on a s**... change?

A transaction.

What do EA micro transactions and Mass shootings have in common?

We all know more are coming and no one does anything about it.

Why does the head of EA like micro transactions so much?

It describes two distinct parts of his s**... life

Nowadays almost all games have lots of transgender midgets having s**....

Micro Trans-actions.

My bank called me today and asked if my card was stolen today

I said No, why do you ask
Bank teller: We have a transaction here for a gym membership, not sure if it was you or not

Was playing Battlefront 2 the other day and found out you can play Yoda dressed as a woman...

...EA and their micro trans-action...

What is it called when the Dirty Jobs Host checks out at a grocery store?

Mike Rowe Transaction

I had s**... with a transgender p**......

It was a trans action transaction.

[OC] What's the difference between a drag show and a cashier?

Different types of transaction.

What does a ladyboy e**... and an ATM have in common?

You need money for the trans-action

What do you call a purchase made by a transgender?

A transaction.

What do call it when you score with a woman disguised in men's clothing?

Transaction

What happens when you pay a transgender p**...?

Transaction.

What's it called when you pay a gender fluid p**... for s**...?

A transaction.

what do you call 2 transgender midgets who are having s**...?

a micro transaction

Why did the new LGBT bank have to be shut down?

Because there was a lot of under the table trans-action going on

What do you call a paycheck from a dirty job?

A Mike Rowe transaction.

IELTS Examiner asked , " what would happen if the credit facilities are removed from a country " ?

And the answer given was : people would start using cash instead of credit transaction.

What do you call it when you order a Thailand p**...?

A trans-action :-)

What do you call two midgets having s**...?

A micro transaction

A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen....

He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an 'ah so', and leaves.
He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time he gets much less yen. He looks quizzically at the teller and she says to him, 'fluctuations'!!
He angrily grabs the cash and storms out. As he's leaving the branch he comes back in and yells at the top of his voice: 'fluc you Americans too!!!'

So I handle financial transactions for a multibillion dollar company and I am working and this complete b**... with brown hair walks into my store and you know what she says to me?

Woof woof woof woof woof.

When my girlfriend's father asked me what I do for a living, I was embarrassed to say that I work at McDonald's, so instead, I said …

"I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company and industry on a daily basis
and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year"

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