Trans Jokes
118 trans jokes and hilarious trans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This is a collection of some of the best trans jokes around. If you're looking for a good laugh, then look no further.
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Funniest Trans Short Jokes
Short trans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trans humour may include short changer jokes also.
- How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
- One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore.. It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.
- Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
- A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line It was an LGBT queue
- I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
- What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
- I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban... I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??
- A trans man went to his therapist and then a gender reassignment surgeon. To both of them he said the same thing... I need to get something off my chest.
- Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
- Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
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Trans One Liners
Which trans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trans? I can suggest the ones about subs and conversion.
- Why do trans women go by she/her? Because if they went by her/she they'd be chocolate
- What are a trans parents pronouns Who/where
- Bud light has always been trans... It's water that identifies as beer.
- For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr
- Raising children is hard as a trans parent They see right through me
- I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat.
- My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr
- My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats. Guess I can't go on tumblr anymore.
- My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats... But it's 2017 and I'll date who I want
- Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans
- My doctor told me I should avoid trans fats So I've just deleted my Tumblr.
- Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats.
- What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats.
- My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr
- My doctor told me to avoid trans fats. I'm really gonna miss tumblr.
Trans Fats Jokes
Here is a list of funny trans fats jokes and even better trans fats puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.
- My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life... Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.
- Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats.
- What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat
- What do you call an obese transgender? Trans fat
- My doctor said I should avoid trans fats So I stopped going on tumblr
- My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipe from tumblr.
- Why do cannibals hate Transgender people? Too much trans fat
- If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat
- What do you call a group of chubby transgender people? Trans fats.
Trans Siberian Jokes
Here is a list of funny trans siberian jokes and even better trans siberian puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend is such a homophobe… He thinks the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is a band of cross dressing Russians.
- You think you're special because you suddenly don't identify as male or female? The Siberian Orchestra has identified as 'trans' for over 20 years.
- What do you call a group of classically trained, gender fluid, Russian musicians? A Trans Siberian Orchestra
- I liked it better when Trans-Siberian Orchestra was just Siberian Orchestra Now I'm always getting confused as to whether they're a band or a woband
- I like my women how I like my Siberian Orchestras... Trans.
- What do you call a group of Soviet musicians undergoing s**... reassignment? Trans Siberian Orchestra
- My dog got a s**... change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music He's now my Trans-Siberian Husky
Comedy Trans Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about trans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tram jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trans pranks.
What do transvestites do at Christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary.
Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?
Because he's a transparent.
Apologies if I could've worded it different.
What does a t**... do on Xmas day?
Eat, drink and be Mary.
2 Transformers got married
Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.
They had become Transparents.
I translated a German joke and hope it's still funny
A man is treated by a psychiatrist because he thinks that he is a mouse. After some weeks of psychiatric counseling he is finally healed and has learned, that he isn't a mouse.
As the man in walks out of the psychiatrists office he sees a cat on the street and runs back to the psychiatrist and screams: "I'm scared! There's a cat on the street!"
The psychiatrist replies "I thought you know now, that you are not a mouse."
The man answers "Yes, I know that, but does the cat know this too?"
Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans.
I don't like to talk about the holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.
Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar.
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle.....
The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:
I really identify with the trans movement...
For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!
To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans...
Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.
What do you use to transport pittas?
A flatbread truck
Why are there no transvestites in space?
Because there is zero drag.
^^I ^^literally ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^one ^^2 ^^hours ^^ago.
Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?
I guess she is trans parent now
My transgender uncle is a superhero...
We call him Aunt-Man.
I'm an auto mechanic...
So I can safely say I don't understand the gay agenda.
But I do understand the Trans mission.
How do you restrain a straight person?
Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person?
Make the trans' vest tight.
Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance?
Neither because they live in America.
Why cant transvestites be pilots?
There's too much drag.
I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree
I'm a trans later
The m**... rate among trans women of color is so high
You'd think they were black guys.
Translated Chinese joke
Good news: Today is the little Johnny's first time flying!
Bad news: The engine caught fire as soon as he took off
Good news: He took a parachute with him so he could bail out
Bad news: The parachute failed midair
Good news: He saw a huge stack of hay right beneath him
Bad news: The top of the haystack is smeared with s**...t
Good news: He didn't land on the s**...t
Bad news: He didn't land on the haystack either
Can somebody help me translate 'orbis terrarum ad mihi' from Latin?
It would mean the world to me.
I made a robot who changes people into the opposite s**....
I guess he's a trans former
I was going to make a game where you play a death-defying, cross-dressing little person.
But I see you guys hate micro trans action.
Why don't you ever see any Transgender parents?
Because they're Trans-Parent.
Why are transgender people rarely seen with their children?
Because they're transparent.
I am transfinancial
I am a rich guy trapped in the body of a poor guy
What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place?
"I've been herbivore."
Why are there no transvestites in space ?
Because there is zero drag.
Why do you never see transgender people with kids?
Because they're transparent
A transgender four year old is like a vegan cat.
We all know who's making the lifestyle choices.
Will transparent coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
Apparently Canada banned trans fats today...
I don't really mind, but I wonder what my Aunt John is gonna do...
I've never tried to hide my s**... change from my kids.
I'm very trans parent about it.
I want to try translating an Iraqi joke to English and see if it works. A man is sitting in a cafe...
A man is sitting in a cafe when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting "Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest". The man runs out of the cafe angry and furious to see for himself and returns after a short while and sits back down on his chair. The people in the cafe and the guy that told him are confused and ask what happened. The man says "this son of a b**... was just exaggerating, firstly, it was just a couple of trees he made it out like it was a forest, secondly, best friend he says?! It turns out I don't even know the guy". Thank you
I saw a t**... in a mini skirt
I thought.. that shows a lot of b**....
I tried to translate my German grandfathers' favorite joke
A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: "You're ugly"
The woman quickly walks away.
At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says "You're ugly".
This time the woman goes in the shop and complains to the salesman.
The salesman apologizes and tells the parrot to not say this ever again.
The next day the woman again walks past the pet shop and is happy to see the parrot turned completely silent. Provokingly she slows down. Suddenly the parrot starts screeching:
"I'm not saying anything but you know it!"
Transgender folks are the best at banking
Everything they do is a transaction.
A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.
You're LGBT, right? I asked.
You forgot about the 'Q', they replied bluntly.
No, I said, you did.
Tried translating a joke from Latvian.
John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun, and comes back ecstatic. His neighbor
Tolya asks him what he saw there.
"Well, I saw a giraffe."
"What's a giraffe?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but really tall and with a long neck."
"Okay, what else?"
"Zebra."
"Zebra?"
"Well, you know horses?"
"Yeah."
"It's like a horse, but with stripes."
"Okay, what else then?"
"I saw a hippo. "
"What's that?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Like a horse, but big and fat."
"Hm. Okay. Anything else?"
"Yes... a crocodile."
"What's a crocodile?"
"You know horses?"
"Yeah?"
"Nothing like one."
What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?
Republicans want to block their transition
Will transparent coffins ever catch on?
Remains to be seen
I came out to my Asian parents as a trans woman and told them I have a boyfriend named Shane.
I think they are taking it pretty well. They said they did't have a son and I would bring Shane to the family.
Translated from German, I hope this works: What's 3x3?
No
How does a transgender ninja kill people?
They/them.
[Translated] A man saw a good deal and bought 20 p**... of the same pattern and color to his wife.
Wife : Oh My God,now people will think I never change my p**....
Husband : Which people?
(Hope the joke didnt get lost in translation)
In Transylvania. We go hunting for bear!
Father tells son:
Son! We go hunting for bear! Bring the dog, rope and the gun.
So the boy asks: Why we need the dog and the rope?
Because, when we go hunting for bear. The bear will be up on the tree. I climb up, shake the bear down. When the bear falls the dog will bite his nutz so you can rope the bear!
But then why we need the gun?
Because if the bear shakes me down, you have to shoot the dog!
What did the transgender boy tell his parents?
"I need to get something off my chest."
I have a male to female trans friend who just finished her gender reassignment surgery.
I asked how she felt afterwards and she said...
"I feel hole inside!"
(This joke is not meant to be transphobic, it exists purely for the pun. Trans rights!)
My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans
I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.
Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.
Me: Pinocchio?
Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"
One of my buddies made a trans girl cry yesterday. So I angrily asked, "How could you..."
"... propose to her without telling me first?"
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )
Transylvanian vampires
There is this annoying stereotype that Transylvanians are vampires. It's complete BS. I've never met one, and I've been around for centuries.
Why can't transgender people see their parents?
Because they are transparent.
