Trampoline Jokes
83 trampoline jokes and hilarious trampoline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trampoline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious trampoline jokes. From bad trampoline puns to jokes about bouncing, trapeze and inflatable trampolines – you're sure to find a joke to lighten up any setting!
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Funniest Trampoline Short Jokes
Short trampoline jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trampoline humour may include short bouncy castle jokes also.
- I got my son a trampoline for his birthday but nooooooo.. ... he just wants to sit in his wheelchair and cry ...
- I've started a business selling prayer mats which are also trampolines... Prophets are going through the roof.
- I've just started a new business selling trampolines in Prague Getting a lot of orders, but the Czechs keep bouncing.
- The bouncer said to me, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. I said, Why? He replied, I have no idea who you are and this is my trampoline.
- I was the first person to install trampolines on musician's tour buses. Now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
- What’s the difference between an accordion and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline, but you don’t before you jump on an accordion.
- What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
- Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the trampoline factory? Witnesses heard a loud Boeing!
- Sweet Baby Jokes (philanthropic concept reversal) What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
The trampoline doesn't look awfully cute in a sailor's outfit.
- I bought my son a trampoline But all he wanted to do was sit and cry in his wheelchair
- This was a repost but I thought it was too funny not to share
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Trampoline One Liners
Which trampoline one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trampoline? I can suggest the ones about parachute and bouncy.
- "This trampoline is for men only." -mysogymnast
- My trampoline died today RIP
- Friends are like trampolines. I always wanted a trampoline...
- My wife just found out I swapped our bed for a trampoline… She hit the roof.
- What do you call a beginner accordion player on a trampoline? An air-ordionist.
- What are security officers called at a trampoline park? Bouncers
- What's the best time to use a trampoline? Spring time.
- What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D
I'm not funny (._.) - I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.
- I put my foot through a trampoline last week... I've had a spring in my step ever since.
- What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
- Analogies Are like bagels on a trampoline: They don't always work.
- What do my trampoline and my girlfriend have in common? I don't have a trampoline
- I just joined the mile-high club. Very few people are that skilled on a trampoline.
- My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!
Bad Trampoline Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad trampoline jokes and even better bad trampoline puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs.
Giggle-Inducing Trampoline Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about trampoline you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parachute jump jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trampoline pranks.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
So I got my friend a trampoline, and he's being so ungrateful.
He didn't even thank me. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried smh.
What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
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What do you call a p**... with one leg shorter than the other?
A Trampoline.
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Did you hear about the l**... on the trampoline?
He strained his leg.
^^^I'm ^^^sorry.
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
I have to get out of the trampoline business
It's too up and down
My jumper cables stopped working the other day
So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline
the latest trend
I hear the latest trend is to install trampolines on cruise ships - apparently everyone's jumping on board
I used to work at a trampoline factory
It had its ups and downs
I'm like a trampoline...
My friends know i exist, but they never play with me
The Police Were Called To The Circus...
...to arrest the whole of the Prague trampoline team after complaints that six Czechs has bounced.
The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline.
They changed the name to Tramponline when my Mother in law got one.
A man is injured after falling at a trampoline park
Doctors are confident he'll soon bounce back.
What is Jack's favorite game ?
Trampoline - you jump, I jump.
What noise does a plane jumping on a trampoline do?
Boeing.
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My son is so spoiled an ungrateful. I got him a trampoline for his birthday, and you know what he said?
Nothing. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
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My s**... life is like a trampoline...
I don't have a trampoline
The people at the trampoline place called me today
They said that my check bounced
My girlfriend wanted to look smart on her trampoline.
So I bought her a jumpsuit.
Paid a gorgeous Slovakian girl to bounce on a trampoline with me
The Czech bounced
In English grammar, periods are very important. They can alter the entire meaning of what is being said.
For example,
Johnny was on his trampoline, moving up and down in total bliss.
Johnny was on his period, moving up and down in total bliss.
Did you hear about the little girl who had her trampoline stolen?
Shes obviously gutted but she'll bounce back
Decided to join a trampolining class today.
It had its ups and downs.
We can't even afford a garden
So when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.
(Gary Delaney)
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What's red and orange and looks good on a hippy?
Fire.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a hippy?
You t**... Doc Marten's before jumping up and down on a trampoline.
A friend of mine
started a business selling trampolines to fortune-tellers.
He says prophets are going through the roof!
I dropped a bottle of spring water into a pool
It turned into a trampoline.
How do you make a small fortune in the rocket industry?
By using a trampoline.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline
What time of the year do big girls jump on trampolines??
Spring break..
The man who invented the trampoline died today.
His family remembers his last words... Look what I can do.
I was chatting to my mate from Liverpool.
Me: So what have you got your kids for Christmas?
Him: I got the youngest a trampoline and the
other 2 a bike each I found on the internet.
Me: What website were they on?
Him: Google Earth Street View.
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I bought a trampoline for my son on his birthday but i guess he didn't like it
he's just sitting in his wheelchair crying. kids these days are so ungrateful.
I've got a business...
What's you business?
A trampoline company in Prague.
How's it going?
It's not great, the Czech's keep bouncing...
What's your business?
We repair elevators in high rise buildings.
How's it going?
Meh, it's up and down.
What's your business?
...
Carry it on!
I gifted trampoline to my son on his 7th birthday
I think he was so happy he bust into tears. He cried so hard that he fell out of his wheelchair
I had a friend who worked as a trampoline salesman for several years. I once asked him how that line of work was…
To which he replied It has its ups and downs .
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday
He was so ungrateful, didn't even give it a go. He just sat in his wheelchair and cried
A man walks into a bar and sees a trampoline.
"What do you got this here for?" He asks.
The bartender replies: "it's for the bouncer."
A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's.
The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.
My wife was depressed so I bought her a trampoline to cheer her up
She's doing much better now but she still has her ups and downs.
I'm going to travel to Prague
Once there, I will enter a bank, and cover the floor with trampolines.
They'll have to deal with a bunch of bouncing Czechs.
