Trampled Jokes
19 trampled jokes and hilarious trampled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trampled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Trampled Short Jokes
Short trampled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trampled humour may include short stomped jokes also.
- Did you hear about the farmer that called his herd of pigs and ended up being trampled? Was the first report of sooey-cide in the whole state.
- What happened to Batman and Robin when a herd of elephants trampled over them ? They became Flatman and Ribbon...
- Black Friday is tomorrow and people all across America are already stabbing and trampling one another... ...and then they heard about the Black Friday sales.
- I'm tired of people stomping all over my hard work, trampling on it without even noticing. Maybe I should quit my job at the doormat factory...
- Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?
He was a self dressed stamped antelope. - A man held up the monkey's paw and said I wish I had a million bucks right now! He was found the next day trampled to death by deer.
- This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'.
- Socialism never hurt anyone The very minute it starts killing people and trampling human rights it's no longer socialism it's 'state capitalism'
- Black friday tomorrow and SW Battlefront 2 is most likely to appear. Please, carefully avoid getting trampled by people moving as far as possible from stand displaying the game itself.
- Sad news! Eeyore snapped and trampled Christopher Robin. Police are investigating to see what tiggered the attack.
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Trampled One Liners
Which trampled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trampled? I can suggest the ones about tripped and beaten.
- Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now.
- What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Trampled.
- What do you get when a herd of elephants tramples Batman and Robin? Flatman and Ribbon.
- A man in Wisconsin got trampled by stampeding cows At least, that's what I herd
- Did you hear the report of the priest who was trampled by wildebeest? It was bad gnus
- What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects? A gnatural disaster.
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being trampled by a herd of elephants.
- If you were trampled by a heard of cattle.... You would be ground beef.
Amusing & Witty Trampled Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about trampled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mangled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trampled pranks.
Devil in the Church
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Satan appeared before a small town congregation and everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away...
Soon everyone was gone except for an elderly gentleman, who sat calmly.
Satan walked up to him and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
