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43 tramping jokes and hilarious tramping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tramping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short tramping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tramping humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Got a tattoo on the small of my back of 2 dogs sharing a plate of spaghetti. It's a Lady and the t**... stamp.
  2. TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a t**....
  3. What do you call a handsome t**... who hangs around liquor joints chatting up girls? A dirty bar stud.
  4. What kind of tattoo does a Postal Service worker get? A t**... stamp, and it says, "No postage necessary if nailed in the US."
  5. I used to know this woman... ...who would let men jump up and down on her for money. Its a disgrace if you ask me. She was a t**... Pauline!
  6. I went for a t**... in the woods, had a thoroughly good time but the t**... wasn't happy about it at all.
  7. Something interesting I learned about Edward VIII He has the distinction of being the only person ever demoted from Lord Admiral of the Fleet to third mate on an American t**....
  8. t**... stamp Single people discussing their dating life with married friends is like getting a t**... stamp with a misspelling.
    Irreversible, permanent and embarrassing.
  9. If a t**... and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the t**... stand out? He begs to differ.
  10. I do whatever I can to fight poverty So the other day, I punched a t**...
    (Courtesy of Milton Jones)

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Tramping One Liners

Which tramping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tramping? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. Say what you want about tramps. At least they're helping us solve the housing crisis.
  2. I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, "Get a box."
  3. A p**... got a t**... stamp It said "tips appreciated"
  4. t**... stamps are great They let people walking behind you know you had $50
  5. Yo mama so fat people used her as a t**....
  6. Why US Citizen not like t**... ? Why US Citizen not like t**... ?
  7. Dude here, I got a t**... stamp yesterday It says "exit only"
  8. What do you call a skinny t**...? A trampoline.
  9. What was a t**... stamp in the 19th century? A slattern pattern
  10. What do you call a gay t**...? Hobosexual

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tramping can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tramping puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Tramping Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about tramping you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tramping prank.

An Australian on safari...

An Aussie is tramping through a jungle with his hunting gear. He comes into a clearing and finds a stunningly beautiful n**... women sprawled out across a bed of leaves.
"My god," he says. "Are you game?"
She smiles invitingly, "Yes I am."
So he shoots her.

Talented Pets

A t**... goes into a bar and says to the barman 'Gimme a shot of your finest whiskey and I'll show you something amazing.'
The barman agrees and the t**... pulls out a hamster from his pocket and puts it on the piano stool. The hamster then begins to play the most incredible music that anyone in the bar had ever heard.
The t**... gets his shot of whiskey and says 'Another shot of that whiskey for something even more amazing'
The barman agrees and the t**... pulls out a frog, and places it on top of the piano. The frog starts to sing along with the hamster in the most beautiful tenor voice, cadencing perfectly with the hamster.
As the barman is pouring out the whiskey a man comes over to the t**... and says 'I'll give you $10000 for that frog, right here.' The t**... agrees and pockets a check while the man walks away with his frog. Meanwhile, the barman looks in disbelief and says to the t**... 'What're you doing? Those two could've made millions, let alone $10000.' The t**... turns to the barman and says 'Ah, but what he doesn't know, is that the hamster is also an excellent ventriloquist'

I walked out of my local shop today...

...and outside was a t**.... Same guy as always, but I'd never talked to him before. As I passed, he said, "Excuse me, I don't suppose you have a spare cigarette I can have?". I looked around, and I was the only person in the vacinity, so I knew he was talking to me. "Sorry mate, I don't smoke." I replied, which is true. He looked disappointed, but then asked hopefully "Any change?", I thought for a second before answering "Nope, still don't smoke."

A bartender is about to close up for the night...

When a t**... walks in and asks for a toothpick. Confused, he agrees and tells him to get gone as he wants to get home. As one t**... leaves, another one enters and asks for a tooth pick. Again the bartender gives him one and tells him to leave. As this t**... he leaves another one enters and he shouts, "I suppose you want a toothpick as well do you!?" he replies
"no a straw"
The bartender says, "A straw? why a straw?"
The t**... says "some drunk has threw up outside and the other two got all of the good bits".

New Irish sport

A new sport is sweeping Ireland.
Apparently everyone gathers round and watches a scruffily dressed man lazing about.
It's called "t**...-o-leaning".

Ladies and gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps
crosseyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants
I've come to tell you a lie that is true.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out knives and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Once when I was a teenager

...I stopped at the drugstore to purchase some of those "necessary supplies." I told the pharmacist, "Better give me a dozen, I've got a hot date tonight with the school t**...!" When I got to her house, her mother insisted I join them for dinner. I offered to say grace, and I prayed and prayed and prayed. When I finished, my date leaned over to me and said, "Why, Paul! I had no idea you were so religious!" I replied, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

A t**... walks into a pub and asks for a toothpick.

The barman sees no harm in this and so gives him a toothpick. The t**... then leaves the pub.
A couple of minutes later another t**... enters the bar and asks for a toothpick. The barman obliges and the t**... goes on his way.
The same thing happens three more times in the next 10 minutes. The barman is perplexed. another t**... walks in, this time asking for a straw.
The confused barman's curiosity gets the better of him so he asks "For the last quarter of an hour, tramps have been coming in asking me for toothpicks, then you come in asking for a straw. Why?"
The t**... replies "Well, someones been sick outside and all the best bits have gone."

The Oxymoron poem

Ladies and Gentlemen; hobos and Tramps; bug eyed mosquitos and legged ants: I come here before you to stand behind you to tell you a story I know nothing of.
One cold dark day in the middle of the night two dead boys stood up to fight, back to back they face each other, drew their swords and shot each-other! The deaf policeman heard this noise and came and killed those two dead boys.
Now if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.

Talking Dog

So an old t**... walks into a bar with his dog. He's says to the barman 'if I can make this dog talk will you give me a beer. ' the barman replies 'mate if you can get that dog to talk you'll be drinking free beer for a week'. The t**... puts the dog on the bar and everyone gazed at it expectantly....nothing! The barman kicks the t**... and his dog onto the street. The t**... turns to the dog and says 'why didn't you talk?'. The dog slightly embarrassed turns back to the t**... and says - 'well I didn't know what to say'

I don't have any tattoos and don't I think I'll ever get one. But if I do, I might get a Kirkland Signature logo t**... stamp and I'd get it at Costco.

If I'm not completely satisfied, I'm sure their return policy would cover it. Which would technically be an even bigger tattoo saying RETURN POLICY.

What do you call a woman that bounces from o**... to the next?

t**... pauline!
Context:Thought of this after sleeping with my roommate whom I slept with before she starting sleeping with the other roommate...

A couple of hikers were tramping through the countryside and had lost their way…..

so by the time they arrived at the "George and Dragon", the village pub where they'd arranged to stay the night, the doors were locked and the owners had gone to bed. They knocked timidly on the front door.
A head appeared …at an upstairs window and shouted, "Go away. Don't you know what time it is? We're closed," and the the window slammed shut.
Undeterred, the hikers knocked again.
"What is it now?" demanded the head.
"Could we speak to George this time please?" asked on the the hikers.

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