Tram Jokes
21 tram jokes and hilarious tram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Tram Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good tram joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
"This trampoline is for men only."
-mysogymnast
My trampoline died today
RIP
What do my trampoline and my girlfriend have in common?
I don't have a trampoline
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I went for a t**... in the woods, had a thoroughly good time
but the t**... wasn't happy about it at all.
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t**... stamp
Single people discussing their dating life with married friends is like getting a t**... stamp with a misspelling.
Irreversible, permanent and embarrassing.
The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline.
They changed the name to Tramponline when my Mother in law got one.
I have to get out of the trampoline business
It's too up and down
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If a t**... and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the t**... stand out?
He begs to differ.
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t**... stamps are great
They let people walking behind you know you had $50
I'm like a trampoline...
My friends know i exist, but they never play with me
I missed the bus to work today.
I hope I get used to the tram that replaced it.
Trampolines used to be called Jumpolines
Then my ex went on one
I was a trampoline salesman
Off and on.
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A t**... walks into a pub and asks for a toothpick.
The barman sees no harm in this and so gives him a toothpick. The t**... then leaves the pub.
A couple of minutes later another t**... enters the bar and asks for a toothpick. The barman obliges and the t**... goes on his way.
The same thing happens three more times in the next 10 minutes. The barman is perplexed. another t**... walks in, this time asking for a straw.
The confused barman's curiosity gets the better of him so he asks "For the last quarter of an hour, tramps have been coming in asking me for toothpicks, then you come in asking for a straw. Why?"
The t**... replies "Well, someones been sick outside and all the best bits have gone."
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What was a t**... stamp in the 19th century?
A slattern pattern
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If you were trampled by a heard of cattle....
You would be ground beef.
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I saw two tramps passionately making out in public.
So I shouted, "Get a box."
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Tram One Liners
Which tram one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tram? I can suggest the ones about railroad and trap.
- What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur
- I got hit by a train attached to a road yesterday. It was pretty tram-atic.
- My doctor told me to avoid trams fats...
- I missed the bus to work today. I hope I get used to the tram that replaced it.
