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Tram Jokes

24 tram jokes and hilarious tram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tram Short Jokes

Short tram jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tram humour may include short trip jokes also.

  1. Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland? Believe it or not, they're waiting for the tram.

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Tram One Liners

Which tram one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tram? I can suggest the ones about railroad and trap.

  1. What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams? Harry Frotteur
  2. I got hit by a train attached to a road yesterday. It was pretty tram-atic.
  3. My doctor told me to avoid trams fats...
  4. I missed the bus to work today. I hope I get used to the tram that replaced it.

Tram joke, I missed the bus to work today.

Cheeky Tram Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about tram you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tram pranks.

"This trampoline is for men only."

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Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines?

Until your mom got on one.

My trampoline died today

RIP

The trampoline used to be called

a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it

Trampolines use to be called jumpolines

Until your mom used one back in the 80s

Did you know that trampolines used to actually be called jumpolines?

That is, until 1982 when your mom got on one.

Did you know the trampoline used to be called a Jumpaline?

Then your mom jumped on it

What do my trampoline and my girlfriend have in common?

I don't have a trampoline

Trampolines used to be called jumpolines

Until your mom got on one in 1972

I went for a t**... in the woods, had a thoroughly good time

but the t**... wasn't happy about it at all.

t**... stamp

Single people discussing their dating life with married friends is like getting a t**... stamp with a misspelling.
Irreversible, permanent and embarrassing.

The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline.

They changed the name to Tramponline when my Mother in law got one.

I have to get out of the trampoline business

It's too up and down

If a t**... and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the t**... stand out?

He begs to differ.

Did you know trampolines used to be called jumpolines

Until your mum got on one back in the 70s

t**... stamps are great

They let people walking behind you know you had $50

I'm like a trampoline...

My friends know i exist, but they never play with me

Did you know trampolines were originally called jumpolines?

Until your mom jumped on one changed its name forever

Tram joke, Did you know trampolines were originally called jumpolines?