The Best 12 Trainers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Trainers jokes. There are some trainers nike jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these trainers personal trainer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Trainers Jokes and Puns

Horse trainers have stable jobs.

I just bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans...

They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.

Nike has started making trainers for lesbians called "nikes4dykes"

they have 50% more tongue and you can get them off with one finger.

I found a hole in one of my trainers at the gym today, so i put my finger in it.

She reported me and I got banned for life.


My friend really enjoys stealing trainers.

That's what he does for kicks.

What's the difference between a bunch of bugs and Dwayne Johnson's personal trainers?

One is a group of cockroaches, the other's a bunch of Rock coaches

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

I have two personal trainers...

One on each foot!

I bought some new trainers off my drug dealer the other day...

I don't know he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week.

Why are so many eligible women choosing to settle down with dolphin trainers?

They live life with porpoise

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In ancient Greece, athletes had sex with their trainers to show respect.

Someone should tell Larry Nassar this isn't ancient Greece.

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