Trainer Jokes

Funniest Trainer Short Jokes

Short trainer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trainer humour may include short coach jokes also.

1. I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy. I just handed in my too weak notice.
2. A 40 year old man asked the Trainer in the Gym, 'I want to Impress Beautiful Girls, which Machine should I use?' The Trainer replied, 'Outside the Gym, there is an ATM. Try that'
3. I've decided to quit my job as a Personal Trainer, I'm always feeling drained, and just not physically up to it.. So I've just handed in my too weak notice..
4. Went to the gym earlier, and while working out I noticed a hole in my trainer... just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway....she filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life
5. My personal trainer told me to drink a protein shake everyday at 3 in the morning. But that's whey past my bedtime.
6. I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out.
7. Have you ever had the feeling to push someone into a shark tank at an aquarium? Anyways, I lost my job as a shark trainer today.
8. I can't do this anymore. I won't let you hurt me..... Trainer: it was a sit-up. You did one sit-up.
9. The personal trainer at the gym advised me to try some resistance training. So far it's going really well. I've resisted going to the gym for six days now.
10. I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough… I've just handed in my too weak notice.

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Trainer One Liners

Which trainer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trainer? I can suggest the ones about athlete and toolbox.

1. This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokémon trainer? Ash.
2. Horse trainers have stable jobs.
3. What kind of shoes did Jesus wear? Cross-trainers
4. "Lift those weights, see if I care." Said the impersonal trainer.
5. What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold.
6. What do you call an elf with a personal trainer? Elfy.
7. What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss? "There is no porpoise."
8. What did the farsighted Owl say to it's nearsighted trainer? Who?
9. What gym equipment does Jesus use? A cross trainer.
10. I'm looking for a new personal trainer. My last one didn't work out.
11. What do you get when Charizard uses a flame attack on his trainer? Ash.
12. My friend really enjoys stealing trainers. That's what he does for kicks.
13. My personal trainer is ill today. No sweat.
14. My personal trainer said I should reduce my fats. I already do, though. By eating them.
15. How did the personal trainer pick up girls? With his knees, not his back.

Personal Trainer Jokes

Here is a list of funny personal trainer jokes and even better personal trainer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My new personal trainer encouraged me to do do fifteen push-ups every commercial break on TV Man... I love Netflix!
• I felt my personal trainer was being a bit of a bigot today… When he told me his one rule was no trans fats .
• I was in the gym. "1,2,3,4," counted my personal trainer, as I panted.
  "Come on," he added, "Now we've got you down the stairs, we can do a workout!"
• What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up.
• My personal trainer was giving me advice. He said, "You have to have a life outside the gym."
  I was so offended that I walked out with my sleeping bag.
• Did you hear about the priest who used to be a personal trainer? He's exercised so many people over the years
• I wanted to finally have a six-pack so girls would like me so I hired a personal trainer to work me out... ...I quit after two days because I couldn't take the ab use.
• A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym " The ATM machine"
• My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout. I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.
• Why did the guy stop trusting his personal trainer? He kept pulling his leg.

Fitness Trainer Jokes

Here is a list of funny fitness trainer jokes and even better fitness trainer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An engineer built a fitness robot to be his own personal trainer. He took it to the gym for a test, but he was nervous about what the robot might do outside of the lab. It ended up working out.

Trainer Shoe Jokes

Here is a list of funny trainer shoe jokes and even better trainer shoe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Apple and Nike collaboration Apparently apple and Nike are doing a trainer collab.
  New shoes will be called Nike Air Macs.

Athletic Trainer Jokes

Here is a list of funny athletic trainer jokes and even better athletic trainer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? "No whey."

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What funny jokes about trainer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trainer pranks.