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18 trainee jokes and hilarious trainee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trainee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Trainee Short Jokes

Short trainee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trainee humour may include short apprentice jokes also.

  1. What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
  2. "Was it a trainee?" \- Not the best question to ask if your wife wants your opinion on her new haircut.
  3. I wanted to chat-up the girl serving in the coffee shop, so I looked at her name badge and said: "That's a beautiful name... Trainee"
  4. Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops.
  5. To trainees at boot camp in regards to their SOs: "If you left a big piece of cake on your kitchen table the day you joined the military... would you expect it to be there when you got back?"
  6. A s**... bomber instructor says to his trainees Alright men, I'm only going to show you this once

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Trainee One Liners

Which trainee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trainee? I can suggest the ones about new recruit and basic training.

  1. What do you call a locomotive on the first day of the job? A trainee.
  2. What do you call a new locomotive? A trainee
  3. What's the worst thing to say when your girlfriend's had a haircut? "Was it a trainee?"
  4. Why did the KGB trainee fail? Poor Marx.
  5. What do you call a group of singing knight trainees? A schoir

Trainee joke, What do you call a group of singing knight trainees?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about trainee can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of trainee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Trainee Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about trainee you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean trainer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make trainee prank.

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.

On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?""No," replied the trainee."It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"The trainee shouts back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!""No," replied the CEO indignantly."Good!" replied the trainee, and slams down the phone.

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.

An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come.
"Men," our sergeant yelled, "you're doing a fine job. We've already covered four miles!"
Revitalized, we picked up the pace.
"And," continued Sarge, "we should reach the starting point any minute now."

Investigator to trainee helicopter pilot: "So you survived the c**.... How did it happen?" Pilot: "Flying too high. I was shivering. Too cold." "Then what?"

"Then (pointing to the rotor) I switched off the fan."

The Engineer's Trainee

So one day at a coin mint, an engineer who works there is taking a trainee for a tour and shows him how everything works. They approach the dollar-making machine. After explaining it, the Engineer says:
"Well, what do you think? Complicated?"
And the Trainee says:
"No, I completely understand it; it makes sense."
To which the Engineer replies:
"No, it makes dollars."

New guy in big corporate

A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day
of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouts back, "And do YOU know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!"
"No." replied the CEO indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee, and puts down the phone.

Trainee joke, New guy in big corporate

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The impact of these trainee jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.