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The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, She's beautiful, isn't she? I said, If you think she's beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate.

He said, Why? Is she a stunner? I said, No, she's an optician.


A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door.

The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes I am."

He then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. "Sure hold on a second."

The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."

The man says, "I know, but she has a good personality and is an excellent cook."


The police officer holds up a photo and asks a man; "is this your wife?"

The man looks at the photo and answers; "Yes that is her."
The police officer looks the man in the eyes and calmly exclaims; "I am afraid it looks as though your wife has been hit by a train."
The man replies; "Yes, officer, but she is kind and makes great food for me."


Two men on a train both have black eyes.

Man 1: "how did you get that black eye?"

Man 2: "I was buying my ticket from this beautiful busty girl and instead of saying 'a ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said I wanted 'a picket to Tittsburgh' so she hit me. How about you?"

Man 1: "Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was sitting around having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'pass the wheaties' and I accidentally said 'you ruined my life you stupid bitch'."


A police officer knocks on a man's door.

The officer asks, "Is this the Sorkin residence?" The man nods.

"May I see a picture of your wife?" The man hands the officer a picture off a shelf.

The officer sighs, "It looks like she was hit by a train."

" I know, but she's such a nice lady and an excellent cook!"


Freudian Slip

Two guys were talking when one said "Man, I was at the train station the other day and had a Freudian slip. It was so embarrassing. I wanted a ticket to Pittsburgh, but the woman had such big, nice breasts, I asked for a ticket to Titsburgh!"

The other guy replied, "That's nothing. This morning I was eating breakfast with my wife and instead of asking her to pass the orange juice, i said, 'Bitch, you ruined my life and I hate you!!'"


Overheard this in the train, not a joke per se, but I found it funny

>Two dudes were talking about moving to US so the first dude's child will have an American education.

Dude1: My wife and I were thinking that we should move to the US so our kid will have an American education?

Dude2: You dont want to do that.

Dude1: Why?

Dude2: You are telling me you want to send your child to a place where people cant tell the difference between a clock and a bomb?


A man lines up at a train station

A young man lines up at a train station to buy tickets for an upcoming business trip. In front of him in the line, there is a very attractive young lady with very large breasts. The man is so distracted by this that he accidentally says to the man behind the counter:

"One Picket to TitsBurg, please"

The man is awfully embarrassed, however, the man behind the counter smiles knowingly and says:

"don't worry, it happens to the best of us. In fact, just last night I tried to ask my wife to pass the salt, but what came out was

'you fucking bitch, you're ruining my life'



A man approaches the ticket counter at a train station, and notices that he and the attendant have matching black eyes...

The man approaches the ticket counter, and says "Hey, look at that buddy, we've got matching shiners! How'd you get yours?"

The ticket attendant replies, "Oh man, it's the damndest thing... this beautiful woman came up to the counter just SPILLING out of her shirt. Instead of saying 'Here's your ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said 'Here's your picket to Tittsburgh', and she sucker punched me. What's your story?"

"Well that is just eerie, almost the exact same thing happened to me!"

"No shit!" exclaimed the ticket attendant. "Do tell!"

"I was having breakfast this morning with my wife and I meant to say, 'Will you pass the milk, Brenda?' and I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you stupid bitch'."


Three truck drivers at a bar

Three truck drivers were sitting at a bar. The first two were all bandaged up, looking like they'd been in a train wreck. All three were depressed.

The first guy says: All this was done to me by my wife, and I deserved it. After having sex last night, I forgot and left a couple hundred on the corner table. Seeing that, she got all pissed and started throwing me anything she could get her hands on.

The second guy drinks his whiskey, sighs and says: yeah man, same happened to me. I left the money on the corner table, and she dragged me off to the balcony, and pushed me off the second floor.

The third guy, doesn't have a scratch on him, but says: Guys, you're lucky. Be glad you have such wonderful wives. When I left $200 on the corner table, my wife gave me back $50.


two guys are at work and one says to the other

i had the worst freudian slip the other day..i was at the train station and the woman behind the ticket counter had these massive tits and i meant to say 'could i please have two tickets to pittsburgh,' but ended up saying 'could i please have two pickets to tittsburg' and the other guy laughs and says yeah i did something like that the other day – my wife and i were eating breakfast and i meant to say 'honey could you please pass the butter,' but what i ended up saying was 'you ruined my life you fucking bitch'


A woman walks into a pet shop...

looking for a Birthday present for her husband.Not wanting to spend much money the assistant recommended a large bullfrog trained to give blow jobs.

The wife purchased the bullfrog thinking to herself that she would be off the hook regarding doing blowjobs for her husband.

That night as she lay asleep in bed she was woken by the loud sound of pots and pans being thrown about the kitchen.She went downstairs to find her husband and the frog studying cookery books.

"What are you doing at this hour of the morning" she asked.

Her husband replied" Well if I can teach this frog to cook,you're gone!"


Pastor in the KKK

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.


A long joke about a monastery and a strange noise.

A travelling salesman is driving along a dusty backroad to his next sale, when his car starts belching smoke. He sees storm clouds coming his way and night is falling soon. Getting out of the car he looks around for shelter and sees an antiquated old monastery on a hill not 5 minutes walk away. He heads over and knocks on the door just as the rain starts falling and a kindly monk answers.
"Hi, my car is broken down on the road" says the salesman, "and I see a storm coming in. Can I stay the night and call a tow truck in the morning? I won't be any trouble..."
"not at all my good man" the kindly monk replied, "Come in! Come in! Lets get you a hot meal and some dry clothes!"

So the salesman is ushered into the church and given a wonderful bowl of hearty stew and bread to eat. Not realizing his hunger before the salesman devours the
food in between words of thanks.
"I don't know how I can repay you people..."
"well actually" said the kindly monk who answered the door, "our abbot bores so easily in the realitive solitude of our church, and he loves to talk with travelers"
"of course!" replied the salesman, "in return for this hospitality its the least i could do"

So the kindly monk leads the salesman deeper into the monastery and as he does he hears the faintest sound...
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...
But the salesman thinks its just the storm outside making noise and pays it no mind. He reaches the abbots quarters and meets a man seemingly as ancient as the building he runs who greets him with a smile and firm handshake.
The two speak to each other at length with hours seeming like minutes as the storm pounds the outside, and all the while the man hears that same noise...
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

Eventually the conversation draws to a natural end and the abbot looks over the salesman's shoulder.
"good heavens, look at the time. we both should get some rest" the abbot commented, "the brother you met before will take you to your chambers for the night"

And so the salesman is taken to his spartan looking accommodations, and just as the kindly monk is leaving the room the salesman asks,
"by the way, i keep hearing this strange thumping sound all the time. Its that normal? What is that?"
The monk looks down at his feet, and for the first time since the salesman came into the monastery the smile falls from his face. He quickly stares at the floor and stammers,
"I-I-I don't know what you're talking about. Sleep well." Slamming the door behind him.

The salesmans sleep is restless as now the same sound as before stays next to him, breathing on his neck....
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...
When dawn breaks the salesman calls a tow truck, and while waiting says his goodbyes and thank yous. Finally when the tow truck arrives he turns to the abbot and says,
"thank you so much for everything again, but I must ask; what is that strange thudding noise I hear? The storm is over yet I heard it clearly all night?"
The monk gains a sudden steel in his eyes and locks them dead onto the salesman.
"I can't tell you, you're not a monk."
And with that, bids him farewell.

The salesman finishes his route without incident, and heads home to his wife and child. But incessantly, as if by hearing it he could no longer un-hear it, at the quietest moments in his life, the salesman hears a soft
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

The seasons pass into years and the years pass into decades. The mans son grows and leaves to be his own man, and after decades of bliss the mans wife passes away peacefully in his arms one morning. As the life leaves his loves eyes the only sound heard is a simple
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

With a life now emptier the thudding becomes constant, unceasing, droning. When he sleeps, eats, shits
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

Finally, standing it no longer the man drives all day and night to the same dirt road he so happened to break down upon and every mile, every town he passes as constant as the odometer
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

Finally he reaches the monastery and knocks on the door and just as before a fresh faced kinly monk answers.
"I WISH TO JOIN YOUR ORDER" the man blurts before the monk can say anything. The monk gains a knowing smile and says no more, beckoning the man to follow him.

He leads the man on the same path he took those years and years before and directs him into the abbots room. Inside is the same man as the night he stayed before, looking not a day older.
"Please abbot." The man begged, "I can't stop hearing that thudding noise, night and day I can't escape it. Can't you let me know what it is?"
The abbot replies with the same steely matter-of-fact tone as he did all those years before,
"I can't tell you, you're not a monk."
"Thats what I feared your answer would be. Please then, let me become a monk so I can learn and get this sound from my head."
The abbot takes a long look, dripping with both hunger and pity and after a handful of breathes agrees."

The training is arduous and lengthy. The salesman is not a young man anymore and the demands, moth mental and physical task him to the core of his very being. He sleeps on stone, reads nothing but the texts of the obscure religious sect he wishes to join and eats nothing but gruel and through every minute, every blister, every headache, every pang of hunger the sound is there.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

Finally after several years worth of trails the man finally is ready to be inducted. The moment after the ceremony inducting him is complete he bolts to the chambers of the abbot.
"There, I did it. I'm a member of the order. NOW TELL ME WHAT THAT NOISE IS."
"Are you sure you wish to know?" the abbot grimaces, "It will change the way you think of not just the order, or me, but everything."
"Yes!" the man cries "I've never been more sure of anything in my life!"
"Very well" replied the abbot. And with that the sound in the mans head lessened, as if the promise curiosity being fed was able to sate the beast, even if for a moment. But still, even though quieter it was still present.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

The abbot pulls a seemingly random book off the shelf behind him, and opens it. He reveals it to be hollow and pulls a monstrous set of keys from it and tucks them into his sleeve. He then pulls another book from the shelf and the shelf splits in half and opens like the doors in a supermarket with the sound of the grinding of ancient stone. Where the shelves used to be there is a door made of iron. The abbot pulls the set of keys out with an iron key extended, opens the door and swings it aside. As the man follows the abbot into the path behind the door he notices the sound getting louder.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

They walk along a dark and musty path, the air like a forgotten wine cellar or crypt with the abbot wordlessly staring forward with grim purpose. He reaches the next door, a door made of polished bronze, reflecting as perfectly as a mirror. He pulls out a bronze key from the keyring in his sleeve and opens the door. Sure enough as the man passes though, a little louder this time
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

After the bronze door came a staircase, down and down and down it went, until it seemed that they were descending into hell itself. Winding stairs, spiral stairs, branching stairs leading to nowhere and yet the two marched on, reaching a silver door. The abbot pulled out a silver key and as before set the door aside, making the sound ever louder.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

And then, it was time to climb. Yet the abbot, a man of innumerable years climbed as surefooted as a goat while the salesman followed behind, exhausted but determined not to give up now. At the apex of the climb, a door of gold was before them. The abbot then pulled a gold key, and in the grim routine as before, the door fell aside and the sound became ever louder. It seemed to be right next to them, a tangible force. A third person on this bizarre trek.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

After the golden door came a maze. Dizzying and seemingly endless, the abbot had no hesitation in his step and never second guessed himself. Hours passed in the maze as hours had passed in all the paths before and yet without ever turning around the abbot and the salesman reached a platinum door. As you can guess, platinum key, door, noise.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...
As the man walked into the next door he hesitated for the first time on his trip. The walls themselves seemed to be alive, screaming things in alien tongues as if the brick and mortar where being tortured. Grotesque faces in the masonry screamed as if every injustice upon earth was being visited upon them and yet somehow they could not drown out that sound, pounding louder than it ever had.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

After the hours that seemed of days in the pathway that screamed ceaselessly they reached a door, red and pulsing, as if made of some sort of flesh. The abbot pulled out a bony, fleshy....something from his keyring and inserted it into the door. All at once the walls stopped screaming, the flesh melted into nothing on the floor and the sound grew terrible and great. Louder and unchanged.
thump thump...thump thump...thump thump...

Behind the former wall of flesh was not another passage but a box. Wooden small and humble. The abbot pulled out one final key of wood and unlocked and opened the box. As he pulled the box open the sound became deafeningly loud and the man finally looked inside and gave a horrified scream.

And I'd love to tell you what was inside, but you're not a monk.


Son: Dad, my wife is pregnant.

Dad: That's great! I'm so proud of you!

Son: Thanks I'm-so-proud-of-you, I'm your son.

Dad: I have trained you well.


"I made a terrible faux pas last night." a man confided to his friend.

"My wife and I were catching the train to the city to dine out. The ticket seller was a young lady with lovely breasts and instead of saying, 'Two tickets to the city please.' I said 'Two titties to the cicket please'. It was awfully embarrassing."

"Don't worry about it." his friend said. "I did a very similar thing last night".

"My wife and I were having dinner and instead of saying, 'Darling, could you please pass me the salt?' I said, 'You stupid bitch. You ruined my life.'"


There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?

We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!

What was the turning point of world war 2?

Battle of the bulge, sir!

What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!

The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.


A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago...

On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour".

The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager, naturally, is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed. You'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So he lies down next to the wife... just then the husband walks in. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he says.

The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"


A man and a woman find themselves alone in a sleeper carriage

The man gallantly takes the upper bunk as they settle down for the train journey.

After a while the man feels a bit cold and asks the woman if she can pass up an extra blanket.

The woman thinks for a while and says in her sexiest voice 'why don't we pretend we are husband and wife for the night?'

After some reflection the man replies 'ok, yes, let's do that. Let's pretend we're husband and wife'.

The women immediately snaps back 'in that case, get your own fucking blanket you lazy bastard'.


A sewer worker

So a man has been working in the sewers his whole life, but he's ready to retire, but he has to train a replacement first. The first day in the sewer with his soon-to-be replacement, the old man tells the guy about how long hes worked in the sewer, he says "son, I've worked in these sewers so long, i know what every ones poop looks like." the young man says "I don't believe you" and points to a long thin turd floating along, and says "who's is that?" the old man says :that's the jew that owns the bookstore, he's a real tightass, but that's easy, try another one" the young man points to a fat curly turd, and says "who's is that?" the old man says "that's the gay guy who works in the sex shop, he's into kinky stuff, but that's easy too, try again" so the young man points to a perfectly normal turd, and says "okay, what about that one" the old man says "that's my wife's" "how do you know?" the young man says, the old man replies, "you see the two sandwiches tied to it?"


Two guys are sitting on a bench at a train station

The two men had seemingly been slapped or punched in the face because both men had a black eye. This sparked the men's interest and so one asked the other how he got his black eye.

The first man said, "well, you see that ticket seller over there across the platform? She is quite attractive. I went up to her and what I meant to say was, 'could I please get a ticket to Pittsburg?' But what I actually said was, 'could I please get a picket to tittsburg' and so she slapped me in the face."

The other man laughed and said, "no way that is so similar to how I got my black eye. You see it happened at the breakfast table this morning with my wife. What I meant to say was, 'honey could you please pass the milk' but what I actually said was, 'fuck you bitch you ruined my life.'"



Bill is out with his friends drinking, and realizes he is way too drunk and it is way too late. He has to go home. As he gets up to go, his drinking catches up with him, and he pukes all over his shirt.

"Shit!" yells Bill, "Now my wife is going to know I was drinking tonight!"

"Don't worry about it," says Bill's pal Steven, "Put a $20 in the pocket, tell her someone else puked on you and that they gave you the $20 so you can get the shirt cleaned."

"Genius!" replies Bill, and heads off home. He sneaks in the house quietly, successfully gets into bed without awaking his wife, and sleeps the night away.

When he gets up and goes downstairs for breakfast, his wife says, "I know you were drinking, because there's puke all over your shirt. I want a divorce."

"No, honey," says Bill, quickly remembering the story Steven had told him to tell. "A guy on the train puked on me, and he gave me $20 to clean the shirt." He pulled the money from the shirt and handed it to his wife.

Bill's wife unfolded the money and looked again at Bill suspiciously. "Why is there $40 here?"

"Oh, I forgot," said Bill, "He shit my pants, too."


The Pig.

A man was walking in the country and saw a pig with a wooden leg sitting outside a barn. As he was pondering this, the pig's owner came along. The man asked the farmer how the pig got his wooden leg.

The farmer said, "Let me tell you, that is some pig! Our house caught fire last May, and he dragged my kids to safety!"

"Is that how he lost his leg?" the man asked.

"No," replied the farmer. "But a month ago, I almost drowned and that pig swam through icy water to pull me to shore!"

"So that's how he lost his leg," the man asked.

"Oh, no. And just a week ago, my wife's car slid off the road onto the train tracks. That pig broke through the window and helped her out just as a freight train came through!"
"So THAT'S how he lost his leg!" the man said.

"No, sir." "Then HOW did he lose it?" the man begged.

"Well sir," the farmer replied, "when you got a pig that terrific, you don't want to eat it all at once."


The CIA test

(My uncle told me this joke a long time ago so forgive me for messing it up if I do)

There were 3 men who were in training for the CIA, he was at the final stage of his training to become an agent.

They give the first man a gun and send him into a room. In the room he sees his wife tied to a chair. They tell him to shoot her to prove his loyalty. The man stays in the room for 5 minutes and comes out crying saying he can't do it.

The next man is sent in, He goes in for a minute and comes out saying he can't kill his wife.

The last man goes in. A gunshot is heard. The man is in there for another 5 minutes. He comes out. Covered in sweat. He looks at the agent in charge and says "The gun was full of blanks so I had to strangle that bitch"


Two men are at a train station....

First man goes to the ticket counter and is flustered by the attendant's huge breasts. He stammers out "Uh..I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh...I mean..Pittsburgh".

Embarrassed, he pays and goes back to his friend and tells him "Man, I just had the worst Freudian slip...I asked for 'pickets to Tittsburgh'".

His friends responds "That's nothing. Last night at dinner, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt and instead I said 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch!'".


A man meets a strange woman on a train in a sleeping coupe.

After a few awkward moments they make an arrangement that the woman will sleep on the top bunk and the man will sleep on the bottom bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman gets up and prods the man to wake him up.

"Please, sir, I'm sorry for bothering you, but could you ask the conductor if there are any extra blankets?"

The man looks at her with glassy eyes and says: "I have a better idea. How about we play husband and wife just for the night?"

The woman smiles. "Well... I guess we could, why not after all."

"Alright then," says the man, "leave me alone and go fucking ask him yourself."


Slip of the tongue

Two guy friends were out at dinner and the one friend says to the other, guess what happened to me at the train station today?
What says his friend
I was at the train station buying a ticket for my wife to go to Pittsburg and the lady at the desk was wearing a very low cut top, so I accidentally asked for two tickets to Titsburg!
The friend replies, that's funny! I had the same slip of the tongue over dinner with my wife
Really what happened? The friend says back
She asked me something and I said 'shut the fuck up bitch you ruined my life'


2 men are talking about Freudian slips...

... one says to the other, "I made the worst Freudian slip the other day. I was trying to buy train tickets from this beautiful female conductor. She had these really huge breasts, so I meant to say 'I would like two tickets to Pittsburgh', but instead I said, 'I would like two pickets to Titsburgh.'" The other man says, "I got a better one. I was having dinner with my wife the other night, and I meant to say, 'please pass the salt,' but instead I said, 'you miserable bitch, you ruined my life.'"


Freudian Slip

Two men are sitting at a bar together, one with a black eye, having a pint. Eventually the unbruised one asks his friend about the eye.

"Ah, I had a bit of a Freudian slip this morning. I needed to buy two train tickets to Pittsburgh, and the girl behind the counter had ENORMOUS knockers. So, unfortunately, what came out was "I need two pickets to Tittsburgh."

His buddy takes a sip off his drink and replies, "Yeah, I've had that type of thing happen before. The other day, I was having breakfast with my wife and when I went to ask her to 'Please pass me the salt' what came out was 'You fucking cunt, you ruined my life.'


*Offensive* A man walking along the train tracks stumbles upon a genie's lamp

The man rubs the lamp & the genie grants him 3 wishes, but a young boy nearby witnesses it all unfold. As the man is about to make his wishes, a train passes by and the curious boy is unable to hear his wishes... when the train is done passing, the genie is gone, but the man is still there, counting money while getting a massage from a gorgeous woman.

The next day, the boy hears that the man is dead, hung from a tree by men wearing white robes, affiliated with the KKK.

The boy confused, goes back to the train track where he saw the lamp and decides to rub it to see what happens... the genie comes out and says "sorry, I'm all out of wishes".

The boy says, OK, but tell me one thing, what did the man wish for yesterday? The genie replies: his first wish was to be rich, his second wish was to have a gorgeous wife, and his third wish was to be hung like a black man


Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila


Help needed.

Well our worst fears have been confirmed today. My wife is allergic to our pet collie. Now I know this isn't a re-homing site and some of you may take umbrage with this not being a interesting political post, but could someone please find a little place in their heart to help me out. She is reasonably house trained and can be very loving at times.

Her name is Maxine and she is 44.


A Spanish Gift

A woman goes to Spain to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says, "A Spanish girl!"

The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - a Spanish girl!!"

"Oh, that," she said "Well, I did what I could; now we'll have to wait for a few months to see if it is a boy or a girl!"


The baby is great. My wife and I just started potty training.

Which I think is important because when we want to potty train the baby, we should set an example.


My wife gave me a mouse and a keyboard for my birthday.

I learned to play "KLONKY DONKEY" on the keyboard and trained that little fella to dance.


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