Trail Jokes
134 trail jokes and hilarious trail puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about trail that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the historic trails of America with these hilarious jokes! Laugh your way through the Oregon Trail, Appalachian Trail, Snail Trail and more. Find out what trail mix has to do with Tonto, what route they paved, and more!
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Funniest Trail Short Jokes
Short trail jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The trail humour may include short trip jokes also.
- Playing Oregon Trail. You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, That's a girl's name! Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.
- I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.
- I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberies, and The Peanuts. I call it my Trail Mix.
- A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
- The older I get, the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years. Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.
- Trail mix dad joke I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, California Raisins, Red Hot chili Peppers, Spice Girls, and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix. - I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.
- My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail. I messaged him oh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it .
- I made a playlist for hiking... It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.. - Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.
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Trail One Liners
Which trail one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with trail? I can suggest the ones about railroad and track.
- Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry.
- What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
- What do you call the trail to the insane asylum? A psychopath
- Do you know what I call my hiking playlist? My trail mix
- I'm Cherokee and German... I can walk a trail but I can't finish a race.
- What do you call walking trails behind mental institutions? Psychopaths
- Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it
- What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods? Trail micks.
- What do you call a bike trail for crazy people? A cycle path
- What do you call a gathering of single hikers? A Trail Mixer.
- What do you call trails where crazy people walk? Psychopaths
- How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail.
- Why was the sacajawea coin made? because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.
- Why did the peanuts and m&ms decide to eat some trail mix? Oh, they had their raisins.
- Life is the most expensive subscription ever And 18 is when the free trail ends
Oregon Trail Jokes
Here is a list of funny oregon trail jokes and even better oregon trail puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Terrance was the most dangerous and least respected hardship on the Oregon trail Scholars say over half of fatalities were caused by dissin' terry
- If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry.
You laugh and say "Terry is a girls name!"
He shoots you.
You have died of dissin Terry. - Why couldn't the ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams.
- I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me... I died of Dissin'-Terry
- Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
- Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon.
- When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you. You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.
- Did you know the original programmer of Oregon Trail was beaten to death by mentally ill Discworld fan? He died of dissin' Terry.
- A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons.
You trade money for food.
And it usually ends with dysentery. - A friend of mine died on the Oregon trail. He insulted Terry's mother. He died of dissing Terry.
Trail Mix Jokes
Here is a list of funny trail mix jokes and even better trail mix puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
- What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!
- What do you call a collection of songs to hike to? Trail mix.
- What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
- What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts
- When you try to kill your friend by putting angry wasps in his snack pack... Bee trail mix.
- What do you eat when you go hiking? Trail mix
- I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts.
- I'm off for a walk tomorrow, so decided to make my own trail mix. It's mostly Spiced r**... and Coke in a flask...
Hiking Trail Jokes
Here is a list of funny hiking trail jokes and even better hiking trail puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend has the ability to hike the most complex of trails without getting lost. It's pathological.
- How do hiking trails make babies? They fork!
Trail Of Tears Jokes
Here is a list of funny trail of tears jokes and even better trail of tears puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears.
- What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears
- Did you hear about the Native American with a habit of ripping things up? They left a trail of tears
- Andrew Jackson being on the $20 bill makes sense It foreshadowed how 2020 would be a trail of tears.
- What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
- Do you know which route the Indians took to get home after the World Series loss? The Trail of Tears.
- What's the opposite of my happy trail? Trail of Tears.
Appalachian Trail Jokes
Here is a list of funny appalachian trail jokes and even better appalachian trail puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
Laughter Trail Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about trail you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tram jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make trail pranks.
A pastor goes hiking
as he comes around a corner on the trail he comes across a giant grizzly bear. The bear lets out a growl and is about to charge when the pastor falls on his knees and prays: "Lord, I pray that the bear would be a Christian." In an amazing miracle, the bear is converted instantly and stops where it is. It looks upwards and begins to give thanks: "Thank you Father, for the meal I am about to eat..."
Tomato Family
A Papa Tomato, a Mama Tomato, and a Baby Tomato are all walking down the street. The Baby Tomato starts to trail behind. The Papa Tomato turns around and walks over to the Baby Tomato, SMASHES him, and says "Ketchup!"
Tribal Wisdom
So a cowboy is riding along a trail in the old west and sees an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. As he gets closer he hears the Indian saying to himself "Wagon...two gray horses...two passengers, man and woman...man driving" The cowboy goes "Wow! you can tell all that by just putting your ear to the ground?" The Indian replies "No. Wagon pass half hour ago, run me over."
What is a trailer park's favorite game?
Twister
A Cowboy and an Indian
A grizzled old Cowboy and his Indian brave partner are tracking an infamous gang of buffalo rustlers through the wild west. The Cowboy stops and exhales gruffly, thinking they've lost the bandits' trail. The Indian holds up a finger to the wind. Then leans down as if listening to the earth.
He puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come".
"Sheeit how dya you know that?" says the Cowboy.
The Indian brave replies, "Ear Sticky".
Two cowboys are out riding...
Two cowboys are out riding on a dirt trail when they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. The men stop and the first cowboy jumps off his horse and approaches the sheep. He then proceeds to take his pants off and have his way with the sheep. When he is done, the second cowboy jumps off his horse. "My turn!" he exclaims, and sticks his head in the fence.
What do you call a mentally ill bike trail?
A psyclepath.
What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?
A crummy thief!
Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a snail trail
What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?
The Trail of Smears
Where do trailer park miscarriages go?
Out of the trash and into the garbage
A woman calls 911...
A woman calls 911:
‒ Please help, a skunk got into my house and I can't seem to shoo it out.
‒ Ma'm, just make a trail of breadcrumbs out of the door, the skunk will follow them out.
A little while later, the same woman calls back:
‒ Yes, hi. I followed your advice with the breadcrumbs... now I have two skunks.
Father & Son
A father and son are going for a walk.
The son turns to the father, and asks "did you know cows can give milk?"
The father replies "so do some sheep."
They walk a bit more, and the son asks "did you know trees can grow fruit?"
The father replies "so do some bushes."
They walk a little further down the trail and the son asks "did you know pickles come from cucumbers?"
The father replies "so do some girls!"
why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim?
because of a deviated septim
m**... at The Grand Canyon!
Investigators, hot on the trail.
Why did god give women legs?
Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?
A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry...
"Terry? What a s**... name!"
Terry killed him.
He died from dissin' Terry.
I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately...
The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!
It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...
He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.
"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"
Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a q**...?"
The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."
After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."
What's a zombie child's favorite game?
The o**... Trail.
My girlfriend "Dad joked" me on a hike.
I asked my girlfriend what she thought trees would sound like if they talked while on a hike.
She said "I bet we couldn't understand them"
I said "why do you think that?"
She said "because they probably only bark"
She then laughed the next half mile down the trail barking occasionally and saying "shh, shh, do you hear that? Thats a tree talking in the distance"
What do you call a pioneer smoking w**...?
A trail blazer.
You meet a man on the Oregon trail...
You meet a man on the Oregon trail that tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him that Terry is a girls' name. Without hesitation Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead. You have died of dissin Terry.
Did you hear about the CRAZY paved trail?...
It's a "Cycle-Path"
Did you also hear...
... about the cowboy who bought a dachshund. He heard the trail boss say to Get along little d**... .
Why should you avoid paying for a cat with your credit card?
So you don't leave a pay purr trail
How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?
the trail was crumby.
There was a nun walking home to the convent.
She had to pass through a forest. While on the trail, a man jumps from behind the bushes and had is way.
What will you tell the Holy Father now Sister? he asked.
I'll tell him I was walking through the woods when a man jumped from behind the bushes and r**... me twice, unless you're tired.
How I know the World is NOT flat
You can see the curve in a plane's chem trail as it approaches the horizon.
I said hi to a feminist yesterday
My trail starts at next Sunday.
We need trails in mental hospitals
Just add some psycho-paths
Today I learned that all hikers on the AT are given nicknames. This confused me at first, but then it all made sense!
It is the Appellation Trail after all.
Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.
In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.
I never try to make fun of a guy named Terry.
Because just like the people on Oregon trail I don't want to die of disen Terry.
My trailer park party went off without a hitch
No one showed up
What's the difference between buttered bread and bread with margarine?
One's a buttery trail while the other one's utter betrayal.
I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom.
I sprinkled some more over the bed.
I sat in the corner wearing nothing but her beautiful silk robe with a bottle of vintage wine on ice on the end table.
I heard the door open and her walking up the stairs, I wanted this to be the most romantic evening she's ever had, I was slightly nervous.
Now all I need is the perfect line to introduce myself.
If you see a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, you know what that means...
I dropped them trying to carry all my laundry in one load
I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it...
And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.
A nerd is riding a bike on the college campus when he comes across his friend.
The friend asks, "Where did you get that awesome bike?"
"You won't believe what happened," the nerd says. "I was walking on a trail yesterday, minding my own business, when this really beautiful woman rode up to me. She threw the bike on the ground, took off all her clothes, and said '*take what you want.*'"
"Good choice," says the friend as he nods approvingly. "The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Two old men are sitting around telling stories...
Did I ever tell you about my run-in with a grizzly bear?
If you did, I don't remember
Well, I was walking along this trail when out of nowhere a grizzly bear jumped out at me! RAWRRRRRRR!
Oh my god! What happened?
I crapped my pants
Well, that's understandable. That sounds horrifying
No! Just now, when I went 'RAWRRRR!' I crapped my pants
You're walking along the Oregon trail
You're walking along the Oregon trail when you happen upon a young man. You ask him his name to which he replies Terry. You then proceed to tell him Terry? Isn't that a girls name? Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry
No one wanted to join me on the difficult mountain trail.
They all said it was a hard pass.
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. Terry?! you say laughing, Terry's a girls name! Without any hesitation, Terry pulls out a gun and shoots you dead.
You have died of dissin' Terry :(
Its 1848 and two hunters from Boston are on a buffalo hunting expedition. They've hired the famous Blackfoot tracker, Grey Owl to track and locate buffalo for them.
As they follow Grey Owl's trail, they catch sight of him just ahead.
Grey Owl has his ear to the ground, and as the two hunters get close he says, "Three wagons, each pulled by four oxen pass this spot 20 minutes ago!"
The hunters are blown away! This is amazing! One of them asks, "Can you tell all of that just from listening to the ground?!"
"No", says Grey Owl, "As I listen for buffalo, the b**... ran me over."
