Tragedy Jokes
68 tragedy jokes and hilarious tragedy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tragedy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further! This article takes an unexpected look at tragedy from ancient Greece and how it can be a source of lighthearted humor. With examples of unfortunate events which resulted with the death of beloved characters and the mourning that followed, these jokes provide an unexpected perspective.
Funniest Tragedy Short Jokes
Short tragedy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tragedy humour may include short tragic jokes also.
- People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia...
- NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled "Airline Tragedies." They are putting the pilot together right now.
- Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's? Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.
- My teacher asked me what a main feature of a greek tragedy was.... Apparently Bankruptcy was the wrong answer.
- William Shakespeare died before completing the final act of his last play. It was a real tragedy.
- Why are you so funny? Person 1: Why are you so funny?
Person 2: Well, comedy = tragedy + time... - In congested traffic, it's best to stay on the right side of the road. It'd be a real tragedy if you were on the wrong side.
- Did you hear about the shooting at the school for blind, deaf mutes? It was truly a senseless tragedy.
- Some call people dying from not vaccinating a needless tragedy… I call it a Needle-less tragedy
- My bully got hit by a car Some people call it a tragedy, I call it getting your moneys worth
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Tragedy One Liners
Which tragedy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tragedy? I can suggest the ones about disaster and trauma.
- 9/11 was a national tragedy. So is 11/9.
- They say jokes lessen tragedy Is that why my parents became comedians after having me?
- What do you get when you combine tragedy and comedy? American politics.
- A single injury is a tragedy.... ...a million injuries is just a sadistic.
- Did you hear the tragedy of the cameraman in the church? It was a mass shooting.
- Why do emo kids not like Shakespeare? Because they write sins not tragedies...
- How long does it take for a national tragedy to become funny? About 9-11 years
- What animal never forgets national tragedies? the nine-elephant
- I just saw Shakespeare's Coriolanus He piled on the tragedy
- A bald guy killed all the barbers in my town Boy, that was a hair raising tragedy
- If people are drawn to tragedy... Then why is my life so empty?
- Tragedy plus time... ... equals that clock tower that collapsed onto that hospital
- An American dude walks into a bar We are following this developing tragedy
- Here is Oliver North's statement on today's tragedy Its Clobberin Time.
- I have a question... Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Greek Tragedy Jokes
Here is a list of funny greek tragedy jokes and even better greek tragedy puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My gender studies class has a module on sexism in Ancient Greek Tragedy. We're looking at problematic portrayals of women in the Medea.
- What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard? [Tips fedora]
"M'dea."
Laughable Tragedy Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about tragedy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tragedy pranks.
A two person plane crashes into a cemetery.
Police have released a statement saying that its the worse tragedy they have seen in years. So far they have found over 600 dead with fears of the number increasing as digging continues in the morning.
I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right...
A baby seal walks into a club
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What a tragedy....
Tragedy in Poland
The worst air disaster in Poland's history occurred today when a two-seat Cessna 120 crashed into a cemetery.
So far 374 bodies have been found.
Polish search and rescue officials indicate that the number will probably rise as they continue to dig.
So on the morning of 9/11 then Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf rang up Bush
Musharraf - "Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to assure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush - "What buildings? What people?"
Musharraf - "Oh, what time is it in America now?"
Bush - "It's eight in the morning."
Musharraf - "Oops... Will call back in an hour."
Difference between a tragedy and a disaster
A boy asks his dad the difference between tragedy and a disaster. The father answers "a tragedy is if we were on a boat and your mother falls off the boat into the water". "So what's a disaster" asks the boy, "if your mother knows how to swim" says the father.
Sorry for my poor English, this joke is translated
Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada?
The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.
Tragedy in Eastern Canada
Canada's Worst Air Disaster occurred earlier today when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Newfoundland.
Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as searching continues through the evening.
Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat?
There were several hundred casual tees.
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What do you call a m**... induced tragedy?
Blunt Trauma
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Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, t**..., suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.
it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.
it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."
Valentine man
I knew him, you see,
This certain young man,
And that is why
I saw him and ran.
In the plan of the ages
This tragedy is –
That I should be
An acquaintance of his.
What do you call it when Christopher Walken uses too much punctuation?
"...a, Tragedy, of, the Commas!"
Did you hear about the tragedy in France?
I was very confused reading headlines saying, "Nice attack, 78 dead".
Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died
You could say he threw in the trowel
They say the Titanic was a tragedy
I'm pretty sure it's a boat though...
Roses are red, blue is the sky...........
Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
They say comedy equals tragedy plus time, but who has time for that?
That's the whole joke... sorry... Have a haiku?
Life is but a joke
Behind everybody's face
Skulls smile agreement
I tried to learn more about the tragedy that happened on the mime family
But they don't wanna talk about it.
If there's a lesson to be learned from the Oscar Pistorius tragedy,
It's that cyborgs are not to be trusted.
I asked a Republican about gun control...
He said, "It's bad to politicize today's tragedy! It's too soon to discuss last week's tragedy. It's a bit late to discuss last month's tragedy."
Thoughts and prayers are useless. Only action will prevent future tragedy.
We have only one choice to make sure there are no future school shootings:
Ban all schools.
My ex-wife was born on Sept 11, which ending up being remembered for the national tragedy that happened that day.
And then fifteen years later the Twin Towers were destroyed.
If a comedy is something that makes you laugh and a tragedy is something that cry, what's a dramady?
I believe it's a type of camel.
A friend of mine made a joke about the tragedy in Italy
But I thought it was a brigde too far.
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There was s tragedy at my father's f**....
A coffin bearer dropped dad.
Tragedy, irony, but funny.
The man who invented the remote control passed away recently, they found him at home in between the couch cushions.
The biggest tragedy in Star Wars is their lack of information on one of their greatest unsung heroes.
I mean, he brought the Rebels the plans for the second Death Star before he died, but that is all we know about Manny Bothans.
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A great tragedy befalls the USSR
At a Central Committee meeting dozens of high ranking officials were accidentally killed, poisoned with toxic mushrooms in their soup.
The investigation team arrives at the scene. It was horrific, some had scratched their throats deeply, other lay with foam at they mouth or bloodshot eyes.
But the investigation teams discovers something interesting, three of the dead had gun shot wound to their heads.
"What happened here, we thought this was a poisoning?"
"It was, but these three refused to eat their soup."
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Tragedy at the Guinness factory
One night, a woman answers the door to see her husband's best friend, p**..., standing on the doorstep.
Hello p**..., where is my husband? He said he was going to the Guinness factory with you.
p**... shakes his head. Ah, Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned.
Mrs McMillen starts crying. Oh don't tell me that, did he at least go quickly?
p**... shakes his head. Not really – he got out three times to go to the toilet.
