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Tractor Trailer Jokes

9 tractor trailer jokes and hilarious tractor trailer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tractor trailer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Quirky and Hilarious Tractor Trailer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What is a good tractor trailer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Have you seen that new film about a tractor?

Me neither, just saw the trailer.

A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi.

...Resulting in river failure.

A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy.

A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy. At the border he gets stopped by the French police and questioned about the contents of his truck. "Caracoles" he says. Not understanding, the police open it up and say "Oh, escargots." The Spanish man replies, "Sì, es cargo."

An English man was left in a vegetative state after being hit by a car, bus, tractor and trailer.

It was an Oxford Coma.

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Did you know h**... was very opposed to tractor-trailers?

Turns out he was a huge anti-semi.

Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor?

The trailer was better

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an e**...?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

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What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self)

Semi r**....

How do you survive a Robot Apocalypse?

By hiding in a white tractor-trailer.

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