Tractor Trailer Jokes

20 tractor trailer jokes and hilarious tractor trailer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tractor trailer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tractor Trailer Short Jokes

Short tractor trailer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tractor trailer humour may include short trailer jokes also.

  1. Person 1: "Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?" Person 2: "No, but the trailer looks good."
  2. A fully loaded tractor-trailer carrying 80,000 pounds of Tylenol skidded off an icy bridge, and ended up in the mighty Mississippi. ...Resulting in river failure.
  3. An English man was left in a vegetative state after being hit by a car, bus, tractor and trailer. It was an Oxford Coma.
  4. Did you know h**... was very opposed to tractor-trailers? Turns out he was a huge anti-semi.
  5. Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an e**...? Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
  6. What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi r**....
  7. Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' s**... escaped and ran into the engine.
    We now know this Optimus Prime.

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Tractor Trailer One Liners

Which tractor trailer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tractor trailer? I can suggest the ones about semi truck and tractor.

  1. Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer.
  2. Anyone seen the movie 'The Tractor'? No?
    How about the trailer?
  3. Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer.
  4. Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer.
  5. Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better
  6. Anyone heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer.
  7. How do you survive a Robot Apocalypse? By hiding in a white tractor-trailer.

Quirky and Hilarious Tractor Trailer Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about tractor trailer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean truck jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tractor trailer pranks.

A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy.

A Spanish man is driving a tractor trailer across France and into Italy. At the border he gets stopped by the French police and questioned about the contents of his truck. "Caracoles" he says. Not understanding, the police open it up and say "Oh, escargots." The Spanish man replies, "Sì, es cargo."