Traction Jokes
10 traction jokes and hilarious traction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about traction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Army Wargames
During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck.
"Sorry sir, "said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way."
The officer turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."
They helped.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi...
...decide to have a friendly competition to see who is the best at their job. To make things interesting, they agree to see who is best at converting the bears in the local woods. A week passes, and they get together to compare notes.
The priest says, "I was walking through the woods and came upon a patch of berries where there was a bear, gathering berries. I walked up to the bear and I gave him the Holy Communion, and thus converted the bear".
The minister goes, "I too was walking through the woods, and came across a stream. There was a bear in the stream, catching fish. So I waded out to him, and baptized the bear right there, and so converting him."
The priest and minster look over to the rabbi, and this guy is in rough shape. He is in total traction, with a full body cast, cuts and scrapes on his face and hands.
"Oy," the rabbi says, "In retrospect, I shouldn't have led with the circumcision."
Why was 1000 afraid of 0111
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I hope this joke gains traction when machines takes over the world
Why do gay men use ribbed condoms?
Traction in the mud.
I told my wife I wanted her to spread my ashes for traction when the back porch gets icy
That way she can put me to work and step on me one last time.
Did you hear that doctors have finally found a cure for alzheimers?
This is so historic that the government has declared this a day of remembrance.
This might not get any traction but I just thought of it and made myself chuckle a little.
Why do gay guys use ribbed condoms?
Better traction in the mud.
Have you ever heard the joke about drifting?
No, because it failed to gain traction.
I want to take my dream g**... a traction engine ride
Things will get s**... pretty quickly.
What do you get when you graph mud versus traction?
a slippery slope
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