Tract Jokes
15 tract jokes and hilarious tract puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tract that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tract Short Jokes
Short tract jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tract humour may include short trait jokes also.
- What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist.
- How do you know God didn't program the human digestive tract in C#? It ends with a whole colon instead of a semicolon.
- Watson: what is another name for the digestive tract? Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
- Others change, but you should be yourself! said one corn to another in the digestive tract
- In pottery class I made a container to hold flowers that is patterned after part of the male reproductive tract. That's right, it's my Vase Deferens.
- What did the urologist say when she suddenly discovered a cure for Urinary Tract Infections? u**...!
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Tract One Liners
Which tract one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tract? I can suggest the ones about trace and strike.
- How did Captain Kirk get the flu He Khan-tracted it
- What do you call a hamburger that studies the urinary tract? A Meaty Urologist
- What did the Mexican say when he arrived at a new housing tract? What's goin' on, homes?
- What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a v**...? Immaculate Infection
Fun-Filled Tract Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about tract you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean trim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tract pranks.
Why did the tractor sell medicines?
Because it was a farm assist!
... I'm sorry...
Tractors
So there was this guy who was a fan of tractors. He had posters of it everywhere. He had his own tractor business, married a beautiful wife. The whole 9 yards.
One day his wife died from a tractor accident. Heartbroken he got rid of his business, his posters, everything tractor related.
Few years later he goes on a date. The restaurant starts smoking and he says "Darling wait i got this". He s**... in all the smoke goes outside and blows it away. Everyone starts applauding and his date asks "How did you do that?". The guy says: "Im an extractor fan"
Tractors (Long?)
A man really likes tractors and collects models all day, one day he decides to get rid of all the models and move on.
It just so happens he comes across a building filled with smoke and people running out, he runs into the building attempting to pull out others, people try to dissuade him.
"Don't go in!"
"It's OK, I'm an extractor fan!"
An eagle is flying over the Grand Canyon when it spies a frog by a stream.
The eagle swoops down and swallows the frog whole, flying off with a full stomach. Somehow the frog makes it through the eagle's digestive tract and pokes his head out of the eagle's a**....
The frog takes a look around and yells back at the eagle: "Hey eagle. About how high up are we?
The eagle yells back, "Oh about 10,000 feet."
The frog replies, "Really? You wouldn't s**... me now, would you?"
Tractor ain't working
A horse peed on my tractor the other day and now it won't run. Seems it's come down with a urinary tractor infection.
Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an e**...?
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
