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5 tracker jokes and hilarious tracker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tracker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you need a break from the monotony of your fitness tracker? Check out these hilarious tracker jokes and get ready to be rolling on the floor with laughter! Laugh away at jokes related to tracking calories, activities, beepers, and more. Get your tracker laughing with these side-splitting jokes.

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What is a good tracker joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

New Year, Old Me

Got a fitness tracker for Christmas and it's been on my wrist ever since. I haven't done any running yet, but I've m**... 5 miles.

Its 1848 and two hunters from Boston are on a buffalo hunting expedition. They've hired the famous Blackfoot tracker, Grey Owl to track and locate buffalo for them.

As they follow Grey Owl's trail, they catch sight of him just ahead.
Grey Owl has his ear to the ground, and as the two hunters get close he says, "Three wagons, each pulled by four oxen pass this spot 20 minutes ago!"
The hunters are blown away! This is amazing! One of them asks, "Can you tell all of that just from listening to the ground?!"
"No", says Grey Owl, "As I listen for buffalo, the b**... ran me over."

Tracker

So the cowboys hire a native american tracker. The tracker would often dismount his horse, look closely at the ground, sniff, put his ears on the ground, etc.
So today they are riding a trail. Tracker asks for a halt, gets off the horse and holds his ears to the ground. Gets up says "Buffalo come!"
Cowboy says "Wow! You can feel the vibrations of the herd moving?"
Tracker : "No. Face sticky!"

I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

My wife told me I have a bad temper, so I flushed a GPS tracker down the toilet.

That way I'd never lose my sh*t again.


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