The Best 37 Toyota Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Toyota jokes. There are some toyota lexus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these toyota toyota tacoma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Toyota Jokes and Puns

A Japanese businessman hails a taxi...

As they go along the highway, a car zooms past by.

"Oooh," exclaims the businessman, "that's a Toyota. Made in Japan, very fast!"

Moments later, another car speeds ahead.

"Ahhhhh," exclaims the businessman again, "a Nissan! Made in Japan too, also very fast!"

Then once more, another car rushes ahead.

"Oooooh," exclaims the businessman, "a Mitsubishi! Made in Japan and very fast again!"

Then they reach their destination.

"Why bill so big?!" complained the Japanese.
"Meter's made in Japan," replied the driver. "Very fast!"

My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . .

Just a small part. It's just a Camryo.

Pinocchio is being interrogated by police

Police Officer: Were you going 60 miles on a 40 mile road?

Pinocchio: Noooooooo

Police Officer: But didn't an officer flag you down?

Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooo

Police Officer: Your car is the red Toyota right?

Pinocchio: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Police Officer: Why the long no's?

Toyota joke, Pinocchio is being interrogated by police

2% of Japanese have cataracts...

The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.

I used to drive a Toyota....

.... But then I got a job.

Hey girl, are you a Toyota Prius?

Because when I'm inside of you I'm not quite sure if you're turned on or not.

...somebody date me.

Officer pulled me over and asked "Are you driving drunk?"

I politely replied "Nay! Toyota"

Toyota joke, Officer pulled me over and asked "Are you driving drunk?"

A jewish man's wife dies

So he decides to place an obituary in the newspaper, and phones their agent.

"Just put 'Sarah died' in the paper."

"But Sir, for the same money of only one line, you can add another four words!"

"Oh. Let me think about that.."

He phones back a few minutes later and says

"Put in the paper: 'Sarah died. Toyota Corolla for sale' .."

Why can you never trust second-hand Toyota dealers?

They've got previas.

Gambling in Vegas

My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche.

I thought "nice, I'm going to get in on that." So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle.

A Greyhound bus.

Can a Toyota stretch?

No, but a Mercedes-Benz

You can explore toyota saab reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean toyota mazda dad jokes. There are also toyota puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What kind of car does keanu reeves drive?

A Toyota Matrix.

Did you hear Toyota won't be making Corollas any longer?

They say they're long enough as is.

I heard that some Toyota drivers won't be covered under the new Trumpcare bill

Because of their priusxisting health conditions.

I've been having trouble meeting girls, so I asked my dad for some advice. He said that if I wanted to break the ice, the next time I go out, I should use this pickup line...

"Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Ram, Toyota Tundra, Nissan Titan, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline..."

What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car?

A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.

Toyota joke, What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car?

Obama walks into a Toyota dealership

And tries to by a Legacy...

What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

What car does a star wars action figure drive?


What do you call a sad Toyota?

A Sigh-on.

If I buy a Prius, I'll make sure to put a bobblehead Yoda figurine on the dash

Then I'll have a toy Yoda in my Toyota.

Dad told us "We're all living in the Matrix."

So we packed our bags and stayed in the Toyota.

Which brand of cars was made in Wales?

Toyota Cymru

Why did the automotive engineer scream at his Toyota during his fuel efficiency experiments?

He was a car berater!

Hey guys, I can give you a couple of reliable pickup lines.

Ford, Toyota, Chevy.

How do you get japs all in the same place?

publicly announce a sale on Toyota cars

What did mum say when i bought an old toyota celica?

That's a silly car isn't it!

What type of car do elves drive?

A toy-ota

My friend loves Star Wars. He told me that he painted his Nissan to be Star Wars themed.

I just have a Toyota.

I'll walk myself out.

Car analogies

are the Toyota Corollas of linguistic comparisons.

What is the band Foreigner's favourite car to drive?

A Toyota 4 -Runner

My reddish-brown Toyota minivan caught on fire yesterday

It's a burnt burnt sienna Sienna.

I have a Toyota Highlander. My wife said she wanted one too.

I told her no. In the end, there can be only one.

A Chevy Silverado, a GMC Sierra, a Ford F150, a RAM 1500, and a Toyota Tacoma are driving in convoy

Best pickup line ever

A man forgot to zip his trousers...

so a lady told him politely...

Sir your garage is open.

The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked..

Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?

The lady smiled back and said..

No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.

Get your free tetanus shot today at your local junkyard!

Sponsored by Pfizer and Toyota.

What kind of car is the same frontward and backward?

A Toyota.

First post ever on Reddit. I hope I did it right.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the toyota trailers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working toyota vehicle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes