Toy Story Jokes
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Short toy story jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toy story humour may include short woody toy jokes also.
- Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
- What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.
- I found out my Ex cheated on me while we were watching Toy Story She started crying when the song You got a Friend in me played
- If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
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Toy Story One Liners
Which toy story one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toy story? I can suggest the ones about buzz lightyear and kids story.
- What beer do the cast of Toy Story drink? Buzz Light.
- What is the favorite movies of the headphones featured in Toy Story 4? Tangled
- 10 Minutes into Toy Story and Chill I've already got a friend in me
- What "Toy Story" character has the most DUI's? Bud Lightyear
- What happens when Buzz Lightyear dies in Toy Story 4? ...it's a total Buzz Kill
- Andy's Mom in Toy Story probably has toys too. They may even be called w**... and Buzz.
- Toy Story 4 Will Be About Sids Moms Toys Giving a whole new meaning to Buzz and w**...
- Toy Story felt was so incomplete. Who let the s**... toys out?
- I get too excited at "Toy Story" auctions I always leave with a w**...
- Toy Story got it all wrong. You're supposed to get a buzz BEFORE you get a w**....
- Toy story 5 announced Starring Andy's mom's toys also called buzz and w**...
- A carpenter was watching Toy Story then he saw w**...
Howlingly Hilarious Toy Story Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about toy story you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean disney movie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toy story pranks.
A cute little girls story
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe two and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says;
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
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I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's s**... toys all come to life too.
The theme song should still be "You got a friend in me".
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BY COINCIDENCE
By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named w**... and Buzz Lightyear
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What's the difference between w**... from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Frog gets a loan.
There once was a frog that belonged to Keith Richards. This frog went to the bank to get a loan. At the desk was a woman named Miss Pattywack. The frog says "I'd like to get a loan please". She replied "Well you're gonna need some form of collateral". The frog says "I don't have much, but what about this?", the frog places a small wooden pink elephant on the counter. Miss Pattywack looks at it and says "Well I'll have to speak to the manager about this".
After telling the manager the whole story, she asked what the toy was. He replied "It's a nick nack, Pattywack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone".
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I'm really thankful that Disney/Pixar brought us Toy Story
It means I can go to Toys R Us and walk out with a w**... without it being awkward.
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Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on
Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called w**... and Buzz too.
Lie Detecting Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."
Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."
The robot slaps the father!
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.
A man and his cheating wife
The mans wife tries to think of a funny way to tell her husband that's she's cheating on him with his best friend.
John, have you seen Toy Story?
Yeah of course, that's random, why'd you ask? he replies.
She confesses -
Because you've got a friend in me.
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Toy Story's Buzz and w**... would make a great team at a party.
It'd come in handy to be able to get hard when you're drunk.
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Why was Andy from Toy Story's girlfriend disappointed?
Andy's "w**..." wasn't quite what she was expecting.
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Every morning, I stay in bed until I've watched Toy Story all the way through from start to finish.
That way I always wake up with a morning w**....
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Toy Story 4 introduces s**... toys...
Incidentally enough, they're also named w**... and Buzz.
(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea
What if x has feelings?
Examples:
Toy Story: What if toys have feelings
Cars: What if cars have feelings
Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings
Soul: What if black people have feelings?
One of my older friends called me the other day
He was born in the 50's and his grandson's birthday was coming up.
He was planning on getting him one of those toys that are supposed to always come back. He couldn't remember what it was called, so I reminded him.
Long story short, the boomer rang.
I bought my 2 year old son some toys from the movie Toy Story.
It seemed like a good idea at the time because he loved those movies. Turns out, he didn't like the toys. Wailing, he threw a figurine at the wall, shattering it.
It was a total buzzkill.
