Toy Story Jokes

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Funniest Toy Story Short Jokes

Short toy story jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toy story humour may include short woody toy jokes also.

  1. Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up.
  2. I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.
  3. What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.
  4. I found out my Ex cheated on me while we were watching Toy Story She started crying when the song You got a Friend in me played
  5. If toy story was made in 2017 Instead of buzz lightyear Andy would have just gotten fidget spinners
  6. Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called w**... and Buzz too.
  7. rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called w**... and Buzz
  8. What's the difference between w**... from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
  9. The synopsis for Toy Story 4 has leaked. This time it focuses on Andy's mother's toys, also named Buzz and w**....
  10. I'm really thankful that Disney/Pixar brought us Toy Story It means I can go to Toys R Us and walk out with a w**... without it being awkward.

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Toy Story One Liners

Which toy story one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toy story? I can suggest the ones about buzz lightyear and kid story.

  1. What beer do the cast of Toy Story drink? Buzz Light.
  2. What is the favorite movies of the headphones featured in Toy Story 4? Tangled
  3. 10 Minutes into Toy Story and Chill I've already got a friend in me
  4. What "Toy Story" character has the most DUI's? Bud Lightyear
  5. What happens when Buzz Lightyear dies in Toy Story 4?'s a total Buzz Kill
  6. Andy's Mom in Toy Story probably has toys too. They may even be called w**... and Buzz.
  7. Toy Story 4 Will Be About Sids Moms Toys Giving a whole new meaning to Buzz and w**...
  8. Toy Story felt was so incomplete. Who let the s**... toys out?
  9. I get too excited at "Toy Story" auctions I always leave with a w**...
  10. Toy Story got it all wrong. You're supposed to get a buzz BEFORE you get a w**....
  11. Toy story 5 announced Starring Andy's mom's toys also called buzz and w**...
  12. A carpenter was watching Toy Story then he saw w**...

Howlingly Hilarious Toy Story Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about toy story you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean kids story jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toy story pranks.

So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch...

I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

I think they need to come out with an R rated Toy Story where the mom's s**... toys all come to life too.

The theme song should still be "You got a friend in me".


By coincidence, the mom from Toy Story had adult toys named w**... and Buzz Lightyear

I wonder if Andy's mom from Toy Story has toys too

I bet they're named also w**... and Buzz
Inspiration u/antonyjohne

Young Boy : Grandpa, tell me a story of your childhood

Old Man : Hmmm...when I was young, I could go to a store with 50 cents and get myself candy, toys, and bread.
YB : wow that must've been fantastic. What about now?
OM : Sigh, times have changed. Nowadays with those darn cameras everywhere in the store, its practically impossible to do so anymore.

Lie Detecting Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."
Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."
The robot slaps the father!
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.

A man and his cheating wife

The mans wife tries to think of a funny way to tell her husband that's she's cheating on him with his best friend.
John, have you seen Toy Story?
Yeah of course, that's random, why'd you ask? he replies.
She confesses -
Because you've got a friend in me.

Toy Story's Buzz and w**... would make a great team at a party.

It'd come in handy to be able to get hard when you're drunk.

New Toy Story announced for 2020, starring Andy's mum's toys

That are also called w**... and Buzz.

Why was Andy from Toy Story's girlfriend disappointed?

Andy's "w**..." wasn't quite what she was expecting.

Every morning, I stay in bed until I've watched Toy Story all the way through from start to finish.

That way I always wake up with a morning w**....

Toy Story 4 introduces s**... toys...

Incidentally enough, they're also named w**... and Buzz.

(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea

What if x has feelings?
Toy Story: What if toys have feelings
Cars: What if cars have feelings
Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings
Soul: What if black people have feelings?

One of my older friends called me the other day

He was born in the 50's and his grandson's birthday was coming up.
He was planning on getting him one of those toys that are supposed to always come back. He couldn't remember what it was called, so I reminded him.
Long story short, the boomer rang.

There's an old man who lives next door to me.

He wanted to get his grandson a gift for his birthday, but he couldn't remember the name.
He called me and asked me about the name of that toy that "always comes back to you".
Long story short, the boomer rang.

I bought my 2 year old son some toys from the movie Toy Story.

It seemed like a good idea at the time because he loved those movies. Turns out, he didn't like the toys. Wailing, he threw a figurine at the wall, shattering it.
It was a total buzzkill.

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