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Genders are like the Twin Towers

There used to be two of them and now its a really sensitive subject.

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Genders are like the twin towers

There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Gender is like the Twin Towers

There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why is America bad at League of Legends?

Because we can't defend towers

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Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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Why are Americans bad at MOBA's?

They can't defend towers.

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How to anger Lord of the Rings fans?

When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"

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Genders are like the twin towers

There used to be 2 of them, but now it is a sensitive topic.

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Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?

Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

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Genders are like the twin towers

There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive subject.

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If 9/11 had happened in July...

7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.

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Genders are like the twin towers....

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive topic

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Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ?

because they are bad at defending towers ✈️✈️ 🏢 🏢

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

Because they cant defend the towers

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I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.

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Did you guys hear about the two cellphone towers that got married?

It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*

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How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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How come Americans never play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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The twin towers remind me of genders

There used to be two of them and people get offended when you talk about them

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What are the similarities between the Twin Towers and Genders?

There used to only be two, now it's a really touchy subject

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Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

They already lost two towers.

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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(Offensive) You know why americans lose every game of chess?

Because they start with two towers missing.

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Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess...

and Bush already lost two towers.

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A farmer has three bulls, One small, one medium, and one large.

The large one looks over the herd of cows and says, "Half these cows are mine!" The medium-sized bull then says, "A third of these cows are mine!" And the small bull, looking crestfallen, says, "Well, the rest of these cows are mine!"

The farmer comes home one day with a simply enormous bull, one that towers over the original three. The largest one says, "Whoa... I guess I'll give him half my cows." The medium-sized one, with fear in his eyes, says, "He can have two-thirds of my cows." But the littlest bull paws at the ground, snorting and stomping, tossing his horns. The other two tell him, "Are you crazy? That new bull will crush you!"

The littlest bull replies, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull."

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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Jenga Towers

At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.

So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the teacher tells me I can bring in a board game on monday.

mfw I walk into class on 9/11 with Jenga and I'm a muslim...

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Why can't America play chess?

Because they already lost their two towers

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What are the most funny Towers jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Towers? Well, here are the best Towers dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Towers pick up lines to share with friends.

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