Tov Jokes

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Funniest Tov Short Jokes

Short tov jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tov humour may include short fireworks jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!
2. Did you hear about the Rabbi who made his own fireworks? He called them Mazel Tov Cocktails
   ^(I am **so** sorry)
   ^^I'll ^^see ^^myself ^^out.

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Tov One Liners

Which tov one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tov? I can suggest the ones about congratulate and reception.

1. What do Jewish rioters use to start fires? Mazel tov cocktails
2. Whaddya call a flaming Jewish Congratulatory Drink? A Mazel Tov Cocktail!
3. How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!
4. What do you call a rioting Jew? A Mazel Tov Cocktail
5. What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails
6. What do rioting jewish people throw? Mazel tov cocktails
7. What do you call a Jewish makeshift incendiary bomb? A mazel-tov cocktail.
8. What do you call a Jewish incendiary device? A mazal tov cocktail
9. Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails
10. What do you call the signature drink at a Jewish wedding? A Mazel tov cocktail!
11. What do you call a Jewish explosive? A mazel tov cocktail
12. What did the Jewish arsonist order from the bar? a mazel tov cocktail
13. What did the Russian Jew throw at his bar mitzvah? Mazel tov cocktails
14. What types of explosives do the Jewish use? Mazel tov cocktails.
15. What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov

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