Tourniquet Jokes
4 tourniquet jokes and hilarious tourniquet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tourniquet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Tourniquet Jokes With Friends
Tourniquet Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good tourniquet joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A group of soldiers on a first-aid course were tested by the instructor. He asked the recruits: 'If the sergeant major sustained a head injury during an exercise what would you do about it ?
One soldier said: 'I'd wrap a tourniquet around his neck and tighten it until the bleeding stopped.'
What you in here for?
Nothing! MIL got a nosebleed, so I put a tourniquet on her neck!
Angry Vampire
Q: What is a vampire's pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
What's 6 inches long and hasn't been given a good tug in nearly a year?
Peaches Geldof's tourniquet
Share These Tourniquet Jokes With Friends