Toupee Jokes

Funniest Toupee Short Jokes

Short toupee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toupee humour may include short hair piece jokes also.

1. I can't think of a time when I lost my toupee while riding a motorcycle. At least not right off the top of my head.
2. I witnessed a huge accident on the highway today involving a semi truck packed full of toupees that overturned. police are still there combing the scene.
3. An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant??
   YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!
4. When my Great Grandfather died they cremated his body but kept his toupee. It is considered a family hairloom.
5. I was fed-up with people laughing at me for being bald, so I went out and bought a hairpiece. It was a small price toupee.
6. What do you call a financially strapped, wig wearing Czechoslovakian? A paycheck to paycheck toupee Czech.
7. Did you hear about the guy who accidentally stole a wig? He walked out of the store and forgot toupee.
8. A truck full of toupees tipped over on my way to work this morning. This police are still combing the area.
9. Did you hear about the man who bought a wig from the dollar store? It was a small price toupee.
10. If you bought a toupee for your friend Bill on a 4 month payment plan... You'd have four bills to pay for Bill's toupee.

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Toupee One Liners

Which toupee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toupee? I can suggest the ones about haircut and hairdresser.

1. Some people think that wigs are expensive. But really it's just a small price toupee..
2. I bought a wig for a dollar today It was a small price toupee.
3. Just got myself a new wig for $1 It was a small price toupee
4. How do you buy hair? You have toupee
5. What did the toupee say to the hat? Cover me, I'm going on ahead.
6. I got caught trying to steal a hairpiece. There was a price toupee.
7. Why did the bald guy leave the wig shop without a wig? because he forgot toupee
8. What do you call a hairpiece that is 50% off? A small price toupee.
9. I bought my wife a wig from the discount store. Wasn't going toupee full price.
10. How do Bald people get their hair back? They have toupee.
11. Why did the guy steal a wig from the wig store? ...because it was too much toupee.
12. I stole a wig because I didn´t want toupee for it
13. Why did the man steal the wig? He didn't want toupee
14. What will Prince Harry do if he starts going bald? He'll wear a raspberry toupee
15. I bought a hair piece for just $1... It was but a small price toupee.

Toupee Hair Jokes

Here is a list of funny toupee hair jokes and even better toupee hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does the man with fake hair never carry around his wallet? Because he never expects to toupee anything
• If Satan ever lost his hair... there would be h**... toupee.
  I'll see myself out.

Ridiculous Toupee Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about toupee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hairs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toupee pranks.