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Hilarious Fun Tought Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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Killer

A grandson asks his grandfather:
Grampa did you get to kill anyone when you were in the army?
Yes, I killed more than 50 men.
But I tought you were an helicopter mechanic!
Yes, but not a good one.

1st grade teacher asked the students: What is the fastest thing in the world? Tony replied: lightning. Melanie said: light Jimmy said:

Diahrrea.
The teacher asked Jimmy why He tought diahrrea was the fastest thing in the world?
Jimmy said:
Last night while sleeping I felt the urge to go to the bathroom, I got up as fast as a lightning went to turn the light on and before the light was on I had already s**... myself.

John Buttlicker went to the magistrate to change his name.

He went to the attendant and told that he has had major difficulties during his life because of his name.
Attendant: Surely I can see that you have the necessary aspects to change your name! Have you tought what you would change it to?
John Buttlicker: Well I've always liked more the name Alex...

A computer is like air-conditioning.

It becomes useless when you open windows.

If time-outs have tought me anything, It's that doing something wrong gets you time for peace,quiet,and solidarity.

In a place called jail.


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