Tough Jokes

Following is our collection of gril humor and tougher one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Tough puns for adults, dirty rugged jokes or clean hard gags for kids.

There is an abundance of harsh jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 88 funniest jokes on tough. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any brave witze you can hear about tough.

The Best jokes about Tough

No Nut November was pretty tough

Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.

Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

Our President Elect is a real tough guy...

The candidate who was going to "defeat ISIS" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.

I bought my son a puppy for his birthday, but I accidentally backed over him in the driveway and killed him...

Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.


English is weird..

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

The secret to a long life

A tough old cowboy from Texas counseled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on her oatmeal every morning.

The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.

She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

I had a tough conversation with my parents

Dad: knock knock

Me: who's there?

Dad: water

Me: water who?

Dad: water you even doing with your life? I ask you this in the form of a joke because it seems this best relates to the course of your life thus far.

What's the toughest thing about being a vegan?

Apparently, keeping it to yourself.

English is a difficult language.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

I've been clean for 45 days now

It's been tough taking a shower everyday, but at least I have the heroin to help me get throught it.


According to my wife - vacation sex is the best sex ever.....

....that was a tough postcard to read!

It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad.

You would have such big shoes to fill

Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough

She keeps asking what I'm doing

First Stephen Hawking, now Avicii?

Tough year for the Electronic community.

A tough guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.

When he has everyone's attention, he grabs the alligator by the mouth, opens it, and let's it chomp down on his crotch. He counts to ten, then hits the gator on the head with a beer bottle and it lets go. When the applause dies down, he offers $1,000 to anyone that can do that . The bar is dead quiet, and finally a little old lady raises her hand. I'll try it...but just don't hit me that hard on the head with the beer bottle .

What's the toughest part about being Batman?

Knowing that you'll never make your parents proud.

Europe must have a detergent based economy..

..because it's tough on Greece.

As a 12 year old, online dating is a tough thing

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.


Some say English is tough...

Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though.

I grew up in a rough part of town...

The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau.

A woman was walking along the street when she got plowed into by a vehicle and killed...

The police had a tough time identifying her, but they were able to get a picture from the DMV.

They walked up to her house and rang the doorbell.

"Sir, do you know this woman?"

"Yes it's my wife"

(Deep sigh) "Sir, I'm not really sure how to break this to you... but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."

The man replied, "Yeah, I know... but she's a wonderful cook!"

How to Live a Long Life

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey

At the end of the day, I can't complain.

I'm not sure what gender fluid is...

...but it sounds like it's tough to get out of upholstery.

It is hard to understand English

but you can learn it through tough thorough thought, though!

To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it.

Man, threading a needle is tough!

so 3 men and 1 woman stranded on an island...

with no hopes of getting away they try to make the best out of their fate and decide to have sex. the woman refuses, because she doesn't want to take all 3 men at once. so they have an agreement, saying that each man is allowed to have sex with the woman for one week until they hand her to the next men. this 'circle of sex' works pretty well and everyone is happy, until the woman gets ill and dies. the first month was okay for the 3 men. month 2 was getting pretty tough but they kept going. month 5 was very very hard for all of them, but they still stayed hard. finally in month 6 they decided to bury the woman...

Three slabs of concrete walk into a bar

They sit down, order drinks and start bragging about how strong they are. As they're doing this a small bit of green tarmac walks in and they hide under the table as it orders its drink.

When it leaves they all get up and the barman asks them

"What's up with you guys? I thought all of you were tough."

"Oh, we're tough," they said, "but he's a cycle path."

THE GOVINATOR

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

Girl about to jump of a bridge.....

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, What are you doing?

I'm going to commit suicide, she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job? So, she does and it was a long, deep and slow blow job.

After she's finished, the biker says, Wow! That was the best blow job I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?

My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.....

A drunk stumbles out of the bar at 7am....

As he walks home, he sees a nun walking towards him. He stares her down the entire time as they get closer and closer. Right as they are about to pass, he punches her right in the face, knocking her out cold, then stands over her body and yells, "Not so tough today, are ya, Batman?".

I named my dog Shark to make him sound tough...

For some reason, people go into a panic when he runs off on the beach.

I wrote a joke for a stand-up routine that I'll never get to do.

Being a comedian is tough. Even when you write your own material, everyone accuses you of stealing from other comedians.

Jokes about airline food? Observational comedy? "You got that from George Carlin!"

One liners? "You can't do that, Mitch Hedberg does that!"

You tell a joke that sucks? "You definitely stole that from Dane Cook!"

Deaf people seem tough to me

Because they always let their fists do the talking

Three mice walk into a bar...

After a few drinks, they get into a heated argument about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, When I see a mousetrap, I lay on my back and set it off with my foot. Then, I catch the bar with my teeth and bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite. Only then do I make off with the cheese!

The second mouse says, Oh yeah? Well, whenever I see rat poison, I take it all and grind it into powder. Then when morning comes, I use it to flavor my coffee! It helps me get a nice buzz going for the rest of the day!

The third mouse, checking his watch, sighs, stands up and says I've gotta go. I have a date with a cat.

Suicide

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "Hey, honey, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does... And it was a long, passionate, deep-tongued, lingering, thrilling kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are going to waste. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

I've just taken my sausages back to the butchers...

There was only a tiny bit of pork in the middle, the left and right sides were just pure breadcrumbs.

The butcher apologised and said that he was suffering financially, business was tough and he was finding it increasingly difficult to make ends meat.

What's the toughest thing for an artist to draw?

A salary.

(Credit to u/arguablytrue)

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street artist perform.

The act is spectacular, but the four gentlemen are having a tough time getting a good view.

The performer, by some coincidence, notices this and stands up on a large wooden box to give them a better view. He then calls out to them "Can all of you see me now?"

They each reply:

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja."

Three mice are sitting at a bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I've got a date with the cat."

Vacuum Salesman

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

She says, "We moved in yesterday and don't have electricity yet."

People in Athens have a hard time waking up early

Because dawn is tough on grease

As a 10-year-old, I find online dating real tough.

Every person I meet ends up in jail!

I ran into a NASA scientist one day...

...and I say to him, "Your job seems so tough. I'd love to traverse the solar system, but I wouldn't even know where to begin..."

He says, "It's easy... you just planet."

So I took his advice and went on a trip around the Sun. It lasted a year and I had a pretty good time. But if I had to rate it, I'd only give it one star.

A Nagging Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for his death row client.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet and said "They're not hanging Wright tonight!"

He whirled around and screamed,
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'

I saw an old lady being mugged by several men while walking home today, I figured I better go and help!

She was a tough old broad but in the end we got her purse.

I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma

it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can.

Dogs are tough!!

Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!

We lost our Dad yesterday. He bled out after a terrible accident. The paramedics asked if we knew his blood type, but we didn't.

As he died he whispered "Be Positive" but it sure is gonna be tough without him.

A man has Super Bowl tickets

A man and his new wife make a pact to go to every Super Bowl. After 43 years the wife passes away, but the man continues their tradition and goes to the next super bowl. Another man sitting in the same row sees the empty seat next to the man and asks "why is this seat empty? It's the super bowl?" And the man replies "well it was my wife's seat but she passed away" and the other asks " well did you not want to invite anyone else?, any family?" And the man responds "I did but nobody would come with me" and the other remarks, "man that's tough your wife dies and they wouldn't come to the super bowl with you, what did they have to do that was better?" And the man says, "well her funeral was today."

Restaurant Order

A resident in a hotel breakfast room called the waiter to his table.

"I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm."

"That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult to prepare."

The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"

Martin Shkreli's guilty verdict

Must be a tough pill for him to swallow.

So there were these two roads sitting in a crowded bar...

So there were these two roads sitting in a crowded bar enjoying a hard-earned drink after a tough day of being roads.
They've had a few shots of tarquila each and are beginning to talk tough.

The first road slugs down another shot and says "You know... I reckon I'm the best road in the country!"

The second road scoffs, takes his shot and replies "If you're the best road in the country, I'm the best bit of bitumen in the world!"

First road starts to respond when suddenly a scraggly bit of concrete walks through the bar door and everyone goes dead quiet.

The two roads look at the bit of concrete and wander aloud why everyone went quiet.

The bartender leans over and tells them to shut up -- "Shhh! Watch out for him! He's a real cycle-path!"

Two old Polish guys were talking about how tough their childhoods were...

"When I was a boy, my father taught me to swim the old fashioned way! He just took me out to the middle of a lake and threw me overboard!"

"Wow! That must have been scary!"

"Well, it was easy enough swimming back to shore, once I got myself out of that burlap sack."

A guy goes on a dating show where he has to whittle down 30 girls to 1.

After a few rounds he has reduced 30 down to 5. Ann, Kira, Gee, Beth and Kaitlin still remain.

"OK ladies and gentlemen, we have five contestants remaining", announces the presenter, "you have a tough choice to make. Which one of these lovely girls will you take home tonight?"

Theres a long silence as the man thinks for a minute...

"Will it be Beth or Kaitlin... Maybe Kira... or perhaps you would prefer Ann or Gee?" asks the presenter

The man thinks a little longer, then replies, "Yes. Yes I would!"

I was doing the laundry today and I started reading the side of the detergent and it said…

Tough on Grime.

Smashes Dirt.

Hard on Stains.

I thought, wow, that last one's a bit too much information…

Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them.

I know life is tough for the visually impaired.

Three Badass Mice walk into a bar.


Three mice walk into a bar.

The first mouse takes a swig of his beer and says, "I am a badass mouse. In my neighborhood, we have these big mousetraps. I'm so tough that I walk up to them, grab the cheese, catch the bar and press it up and down with one arm while I eat the cheese. I'm a badass mouse."

The second mouse takes a couple swigs of his beer and says, "That's nothin'. In my neighborhood we have that rat-poison stuff. I grab it, throw it in my water and gargle it. It ain't nothin'. I'm a badass mouse."

The third mouse slams his beer, gets up, and starts walking away. The other two ask, "Where are you going?" The third mouse looks at them and says, "I'm going home to screw the cat."

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.

I hear they're going to give him a tough sentence.

From the time it was discovered to the time it was declassified as a planet, pluto did not make a full revolution around the sun.

It was a tough year.

The tough CEO

A company, feeling it was time for a shake up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....

I've never heard him complain

An environmentalist and a lumberjack are having a discussion on women.

They both are having a tough time talking to women, so they decide to offer each other advice.

Environmentalist: "So what's your best pickup line?"

Lumberjack: "It's more of a steel cable I tie to my truck to haul logs"

Environmentalist: "No I mean what do you first say to them?"

Lumberjack: "I don't know. What's your icebreaker?"

Environmentalist: "I find the best icebreaker is global warming"

Lumberjack: "We're both screwed"

When I was 10 years old, my dad sat me down and said "You know sonny when the going gets tough, the tough get going."

And then he left.

My son came out to me yesterday. I'm so disappointed.

I love my son, but this is tearing me up inside. I always thought I would be able to handle something like this, but this really is tough. It impacts so much of our relationship and family time. I mean, I had planned this big family dinner Sunday evening. (I smoked an awesome roast pork, I was so excited.) But I had to cancel it because of his choice. And it IS a choice. I don't know what to do at this point. Seriously, how have any of you handled your child going vegan?

Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar?

Because the competition is stiff.

Skinny Dippers

A farmer in Maine was just finishing up a tough day in the Summer Sun. He decided that after such a tough day the perfect thing he needed was a walk around his pond. The blueberries were in full bloom so he decided that it was worthwhile to pick some up for breakfast the next day, so he grabbed a bucket.

As he approached the lake he heard some girls laughing and giggling. Fortunately for the girls they saw him force and quickly retreated to the deeper waters. As he noticed them he smiled to himself. There were three gorgeous girls covering themselves - *skinny dippers* he thought to himself.

"We're not coming out until you leave!" One of the girls shouted at him.

He frowned and furrowed his brow. "Honestly, I didn't come down here to see some naked girls or anything of the like. I don't care if you stay in there or leave." He lifted the bucket slightly. "I'm just here to feed my pet alligator, Bill."

I saw a girl busking today.

She had a great voice and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing.
"Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
"Your thong," I replied with a wink.
Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me.
It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp.

Lately I've been trying to find the girl of my dreams...

it's tough cause I'm an insomniac.

A couple gave their twin boys up for adoption...

...it was a tough decision, but they felt unable to care for them, and decided it was the only way their children would thrive. One of the boys went to a Spanish family, who called their new son Juan. The other went to an Egyptian couple, who named the new addition to their family Ahmal.

20 years past, and the now elderly couple received a surprise in the mail, a letter from Juan, with a recent photo included. The mother was ecstatic, and said to her husband "It is such a blessing to finally see an image of our son, all grown up. I only regret that I cannot see a photo of his brother as well".

The husband said "What are you talking about? They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"

Dave came home later than usual from his Sunday golf outing...

He looked thoroughly worn out.

"Tough day at the course?" his wife asked.

"Oh, you have no idea," he said. "The first nine holes were great. But then Steve had a heart attack and died. For the whole back nine, it was 'hit the ball, drag Steve, hit the ball, drag Steve."

I dated a girl in a wheel chair once.

it was a tough relationship tho. Have you ever heard the saying "If you love her then let her go, and if she comes back then it was meant to be"?

Well don't let her go on a hill by a lake, cause she don't come back

One I remember from high-school (kids, stay away)

So, there are these two guys and a woman who get stranded on an island.

After a couple of months of trying to escape and learning to survive, they decide to tough it out on the island until someone comes by and rescues them.

With the obvious urges exceedingly present and with their lack of options, they decide to enter into a mΓ©nage Γ  trois -- the deal being that the woman will spend one week with one of the men, and then switch.

This goes on for a couple of years, and no one comes to the rescue. They live and prosper on the island until one day, the woman suddenly dies.

Her two lovers, obviously upset at her death, continue to live on the island, still hoping for escape, but with their hope at lengths' end.

The first week after her passing is terrible.

The second week is excruciating.

The third week, one of them breaks down in tears and refuses to speak to the other -- since it's so abysmal.

The fourth week, they have no choice but to bury her.



(Sorry in advance if this is a bit grisly)

At an Irish wedding

The MC told all the married men to stand with the person that helped them the most through tough times.

The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

Albert Einstein and Homer Simpson had a bet.

Albert Einstein says If I can't answer your question, i'll give you a million dollars. If you can't answer my question, you have to give me five dollars.

Homer says ok

Albert Einstein says I'll start: What is the capital of France?

Homer says lol idk

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.

Homer says What is alive but also dead

Einstein doesn't know the answer, and gives Homer a million dollars

Einstein says Wow, that was a tough question, what's the answer?

Homer gives Einstein 5 dollars.

My teacher tried to flirt with me in class today.

It made me really uncomfortable. She kept saying "You look sexy!" and "wanna have a little fun in bed?"



It's tough being homeschooled.

Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.

If found guilty he'll be given a tough sentence.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the bartender

"Give me two beers. Rough day at work."

And the bartender says, "Oh? what do you do?"

The guy says, "I take care of the Corgis - you know, the dogs that the royal family owns."

The bartender says, "Tough job, huh?"

The guy says, "Well, all that in-breeding has led to low intelligence
and bad temperament. And the dogs aren't that smart either."

Lemon drops

So a man walks into a bar and sees a big tough guy standing next to a glass and some lemons.

"What's with the lemons?" he asks.

"Its a challenge." replied the bartender. "This here is the strongest man in the world. He will squeeze as much juice from half a lemon into the glass as he can, and if you can squeeze out even one more drop, you win free drinks for the rest of the year."

The man watched several other strong looking men try the challenge, and all of them lost miserably.

"I accept" replied the man.

The bartender snorted a bit seeing as the man weighed little over 120 pounds and had very little muscle mass.

The strong man squeezed almost a third of a glass of juice from the lemon and when he was done, handed the lemon to the scrawny man.

He took the lemon and sized it up in his hand, and squeezed almost 5 drops from it.

The strong man reeled and replied "Wow! You are stronger than you look! I went easy on you."

"Fine. " said the skinny man, "Try again if you would like."

So the strong man then spent a food 3 minutes squeezing the lemon more than he had for any of the other men.

Once he was convinced even he could not summon even another drop from the lemon, he handed it to the skinny man.

The man then proceeded to squeeze another 3 drops from the lemon.

"Amazing!" cried the bartender. "I guess you can have free drinks for a year! What is your secret though? How did you do it?"

"I'm an IRS agent" the man replied.

A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help with losing weight.

A blonde goes into a doctor and asks for help with losing weight. The doctor figures she should make it simple for her so she tells her to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, eat normally for two days then skip a day, etc. The blonde says she would try it and she will come back in two weeks.

Two weeks later, the blonde shows up at the doctors's office and has lost ten pounds. The Doctor is suprised she lost so much weight and asks her how it went. The blonde says the first week was really tough.

The Doctor asks "was it the fasting?"

The blonde answers "no, it was the skipping"

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan

because of the tally ban.

My 20/15 eyesight is really helpful during tough economic times...

because a lot of jobs require minimum supervision.

Mentally tough people are better at this important skill:

>!Resisting clickbait headlines.!<

Winter vacation is over and returning to school is tough for my girl...

...the crying, the kicking, the screaming...but it has to be done, after all, she's the teacher.

What is a cannibal comedian's biggest fear?

A tough crowd.

(NSFW) A drunk tries to ride a crazy bull...

Two drunk guys in a bar talk about their sex life. They come to their favourite positions and the drunker one says:
'Do you know the 'crazy bull'-position? It's tough man! '
The other one shrugs.
'Well, you take your wife from behind and while you're at it you lean forward and hold her as tight as you can and try not to let go..'
The other one asks what's tough about that.
'The moment you have a tight grip..you whisper in her ear 'your best friend always loved this position too ...my record is 4,5 seconds, a black eye and no sex for 5 weeks. Good luck man!'

Divorce is tough on some kids

Others are just happy to be single again.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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