Touchy Jokes

59 touchy jokes and hilarious touchy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about touchy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Touchy Short Jokes

Short touchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The touchy humour may include short sensitive jokes also.

  1. Gender is like the Twin tower There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject to bring up
  2. I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me. I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.
  3. I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
  4. What are the similarities between the Twin Towers and Genders? There used to only be two, now it's a really touchy subject
  5. We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy.
  6. The daycare turned down my job application. Probably because I described myself as "a touchy-feely kind of guy"
  7. Why didn't the woman come forward with her account of being groped? It was a rather touchy subject
  8. The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects.
  9. Why don't the democrats want to talk about Joe Biden running in 2020?'s a touchy subject.
  10. I like to think of gender as the Twin Towers There was two but now it's just a touchy subject.

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Touchy One Liners

Which touchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with touchy? I can suggest the ones about delicate and insensitive.

  1. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
  2. Hey guys please don't make fun of braille. It's a very *touchy* subject
  3. I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy it is a touchy subject
  4. I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples...
  5. I feel like 2nd base is a really Touchy subject
  6. Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject.
  7. Don't talk to me about self pleasure. Its a very touchy subject.
  8. Why do people always avoid talking about hands? They're a touchy subject.
  9. I would talk about Jimmy savile... But it's a touchy subject.
  10. I was gonna wrote a joke about paedofiles But it's a bit of a touchy subject
  11. Why do paedophiles teach Physical Ed? Well... it's a touchy subject.
  12. I'm really afraid of human contact It's a bit of a touchy subject
  13. Football and touchy subjects What's Al'Qaedas favorite football team?
    The NY jets.
  14. Why were the parents upset to learn that their kids were molested? Its a touchy subject.
  15. I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy

Touchy joke, I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny

Charming Humor Touchy Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about touchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irritable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make touchy pranks.

Regarding the m**... jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but m**......

Is a very touchy subject.
I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?


are a touchy subject.

"What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?"

"They're too touchy feely."
"That's gotta sting."

I don't like to talk about m**....

It's a touchy subject for me.

r**... is a touchy subject

I don't know why people like to crack r**... jokes

They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way

I wanted to be friends with...

Hoping to become friends, I started talking to a sea anemone. After a couple minutes of talking, I asked him about his family, and he became hostile.
It was a touchy topic.

Back in freshman year, I lost my roommate's gloves. He gets mad when I talk about it.

It's a touchy subject.

Making jokes about r**... is hard...

because it's such a touchy subject and you always have to force it

I dont want to talk about the hand-on-hand combat class that I am taking.

It's a touchy subject.

Today at work we had a talk about s**... harassment

Personally I thought it was a bit of a touchy subject.

s**... Assault...

....Its a touchy subject

Joke rules for my house:

First of all, most all jokes are acceptable in this house.. except abortion jokes. Because jokes are all about the delivery...
Absolutely no p**... jokes. Period. No s**... assault jokes.. thats a touchy subject. Dead baby jokes on the other hand.. never get old!

Is it ok to make a joke about child m**...?

Probably not, it's just too touchy of a subject.

What's the difference between Gender and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, there used to be two of them but now it's a touchy subject.

My wife got mad after telling this story.

You can make yours mad too. And this is the story:
I got on this bus on my way home from work. I noticed this young boy and g**... the far end. First it was the usual kissing. Then the girl got touchy, what baffles me is it seems to be normal to others. Then the unthinkable happened, the girl pulled her shirt up and showed a breast. The boy s**... it immediately. I can tell, the girl's on her early 20's. The boy? Around 6 months.

Why does no one like to talk about s**... assault?

It's a touchy subject

What do the twin towers and gender have in common?

There used to be 2 of them and now it's a touchy subject

s**... Harassment

is a touchy subject

I was going to make a s**... harassment joke ...

But it's a touchy subject

I was going to make a joke about m**......

But it seems to be quite touchy subject.

s**... harassment should not be joked about

It's a very touchy subject to some people

Touchy joke, Hey guys please don't make fun of braille.

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