Touchy Jokes

Funniest Touchy Short Jokes

Short touchy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The touchy humour may include short sensitive jokes also.

1. I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me. I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.
2. I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
3. We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy.
4. The daycare turned down my job application. Probably because I described myself as "a touchy-feely kind of guy"
5. Why didn't the woman come forward with her account of being groped? It was a rather touchy subject
6. The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects.
7. Why don't the democrats want to talk about Joe Biden running in 2020? ...it's a touchy subject.
8. Back in freshman year, I lost my roommate's gloves. He gets mad when I talk about it. It's a touchy subject.
9. "What's the biggest complaint a sea anemone gets on dates?" "They're too touchy feely."
   "That's gotta sting."
10. I dont want to talk about the hand-on-hand combat class that I am taking. It's a touchy subject.

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Touchy One Liners

Which touchy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with touchy? I can suggest the ones about delicate and insensitive.

1. Genders are like the twin towers There used to be 2 of them but now it's a touchy subject
2. Hey guys please don't make fun of braille. It's a very *touchy* subject
3. I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy it is a touchy subject
4. I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples...
5. I feel like 2nd base is a really Touchy subject
6. Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject.
7. Don't talk to me about self pleasure. Its a very touchy subject.
8. Why do people always avoid talking about hands? They're a touchy subject.
9. I would talk about Jimmy savile... But it's a touchy subject.
10. I was gonna wrote a joke about paedofiles But it's a bit of a touchy subject
11. Why do paedophiles teach Physical Ed? Well... it's a touchy subject.
12. I'm really afraid of human contact It's a bit of a touchy subject
13. Why were the parents upset to learn that their kids were molested? Its a touchy subject.
14. I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy
15. s**... harassment should not be joked about It's a very touchy subject to some people

Charming Humor Touchy Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about touchy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irritable jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make touchy pranks.