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Funniest Touchdown Short Jokes

Short touchdown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The touchdown humour may include short landing jokes also.

  1. Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
  2. What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado? The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
  3. Tornado warning in Texas... Everyone evacuate to the Cowboys stadium!
    No chance of a touchdown there
  4. If there's a tornado, you should go to the Cowboy's Stadium. Because there's no chance of a touchdown there!
  5. Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas? The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
  6. My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years.
  7. Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit? The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.
  8. Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown.
  9. What do you call it when a football player gets so many concussions it starts to degrade their cognition? Touchdowns
  10. What's the difference between credit fraud and and a touchdown? Credit fraud is a line the Florida Gators know how to cross

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Touchdown One Liners

Which touchdown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with touchdown? I can suggest the ones about takeoff and first touch.

  1. What did the referee do when the touchdown was made? # lol
  2. ATTN: Brazilian football fans Don't feel too bad. Your team only lost by a touchdown.
  3. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A dino-score.
  4. Where do Californian Italians score touchdowns? In the calzone.
  5. What did the running back say before scoring a touchdown? Gotta run.
  6. How do you say "touchdown" in Polish? Gronkowski
  7. Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
  8. Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
  9. Touchdowns are for losers..

Scored Touchdown Jokes

Here is a list of funny scored touchdown jokes and even better scored touchdown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • So Russell Wilson is dating Ciara but they're not having s**...... That's like getting the ball to the one yard line and not scoring a touchdown
Touchdown joke, So Russell Wilson is dating Ciara but they're not having s**......

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about touchdown can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of touchdown puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about touchdown you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hard landing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make touchdown prank.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog

The bartender says, "No pets allowed." The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Browns game and you'll see. Whenever the Browns score, my dog does flips." The Browns keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Browns score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

Jets Fan

A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there is any trouble they will be thrown out, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop at the 30,and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips."
The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"
The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

A Jets fan walks into a bar with his dog.

The bartender says, "Hey bud, no pets allowed in here."
The man says, "But wait! This is a special dog, you have to turn on the game to see. When the Jets score, my dog does flips!"
Sure enough, when the bartender turns on the game, the Jets make a few field goals and the dog starts flipping and jumping after each kick.
"Wow," said the bartender, amazed, "that's great! What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know, I've only had him for two years."

Touchdown joke, Where do Californian Italians score touchdowns?

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