Totes Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Totes Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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A woman was at the supermarket
A woman was at the supermarket with her kid and was about to check out. When she got to the cash register, all she had was a backpack. The clerk asked her why she wanted the backpack since her kid was still very young. She responded, "I'm going to stuff my kid in the backpack and carry him around." The people behind her in line gasped at how the lady said she was going to treat her kid. The clerk shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ok lady, whatever totes your goat."
What's the difference between a teenage girl and the Popes luggage?
One is totes blessed and the other is blessed totes.
Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality?
They're totes amazeballs.
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