Tory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tory jokes. There are some tory margret jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tory quaaludes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly Tory Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

The lockdown is costing us billions every day! Should we really push this debt on the next generation?

Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.

We had a mandatory meeting at work today

Tory and Amanda weren't even there!!!!

For someone who's name is Amanda Victoria

A nickname is Manda Tory

Operation Tory

A Tory MP woke up in hospital after a serious operation and found that the curtains around him were drawn. He called for a nurse and asked "why are the curtains closed, Is it night"?
The nurse replied "No it's just that there's a fire across the street and we didn't want you to think the operation was unsuccessful".

Buckingham Palace say the Queen will interrupt her annual stay in Balmoral in Scotland to hold an audience with the incoming new prime minister.

Creaking a bit, with limited mobility, but still doggedly in charge, the Tory party gets its new leader on September 5th.

At the laboratory, what did they name their first experimental subject?

Lab rat Tory

My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'...

... I told him 'You're one letter off.'

Does anyone know how to cancel eBay bids?

I bid Β£10 on a cowboy outfit and I'm about 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party.

What do you call a political conservative woman who is required to always be there?

Amanda Tory

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tory westminster puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tory corbyn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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