Torso Jokes
15 torso jokes and hilarious torso puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about torso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Torso Short Jokes
Short torso jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The torso humour may include short humerus jokes also.
- The sheriff at the press conference said we have a torso with no arms, legs, or head. Frankly, we're stumped.
- I've grown embarrassed by my body. I used to have a nice V going on my torso, but now it's more of a U.
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Torso One Liners
Which torso one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with torso? I can suggest the ones about tumor and tummy.
- A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head.
- What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell? Nobody knows.
- Rey- "kylo! Can you cover up your torso!?" Kylo Ren- "Why? You don't like my sith pack?"
Cheerful Torso Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about torso you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean body jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make torso pranks.
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Three Surgeons meet in a bar...
Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys a**... and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".
A man was making a robot out of whatever he could find
The head was an old toaster, the torso a series of welded wrenches and bolts, the arms and legs bits of rebar. It wasn't pretty, so he gave it an ugly name: Brek.
The thing worked fine, but it wasn't terribly balanced. The left hand was heavier than the other, so it always leaned to the left. While looking for something to balance it, he had Brek hold his cup of milk. As luck would have it, that was exactly what he needed - the robot was perfectly balanced.
Because milk is part of a balanced Brek fist.
A mentally ill man visits his doctor
This is a joke I've only heard in Russian, so I did my best to translate it:
A mentally ill man visits his doctor.
While frantically brushing off his arms and torso he says to the physician "You have to help me doc! I'm covered in tiny alligators and crocodiles."
to which the doctor replies "Well then stop throwing them on me!"
A baby boy is born
The dad is holding him in his arms right after birth
"Oh, he has no legs, but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no arms either.. but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no torso, but he's still my son!"
"Oh, no head..my son is just an ear, but still my son, and I love him."
The doctor turns around and tells the dad:
"Speak up, he's deaf!"
A dad and a son walk into the bar the kids 21st birthday.
The son is only a head however. The dad places him on the bar and asks the bartender for 2 drinks. After the son finishes the first his torso magically appears. Astonished the dad asks for another round. The sons arms appear. Again and his legs appear until the son has all his limbs. The son is so estactic that he runs around the bar for the first time in his life until he falls and hits his head and dies. The bartender turns to the father and says he should've stopped while he was a head.
So there's this guy who is just a head. No body, no torso, nothing.
He has a crush on this girl, so he asks her to the dance. She really pities him, so she says yes.
They get to the dance and a slow song plays. He asks her to dance. She says no, because it would be weird to dance with a head. The boy is heartbroken and goes outside for some fresh air in tears. He sees a shooting star, and decides to make a wish. He says, I wish I was literally anything besides a head! And so he turns into a grape. He rolls himself back inside up to the girl and says, I'm a grape now. Will you please find it in your heart to dance with me? And she steps on him.
Moral of the story?
Quit while you're ahead.
"Just a Head"
So there was once a child and he had a terrible, terrible birth defect where he was only a head. On his 21st Birthday, his father took him to bar to get his first drink and of course the bodiless kid was excited to get drunk for the first time. The father places his son on the bar and orders him a beer. The bartender obliges and the father feeds his son a beer. All of a sudden, A TORSO SPROUTS OUT OF HIS HEAD. The bartender, the father, and everyone in the bar is going crazy at this point. The bartender gives him another beer, ARMS sprout from the newly acquired torso! The bar is a mad house. One more beer and LEGS COME OUT OF THE TORSO! He's now dancing around using his new legs for the first time. Of course he's never used legs before, and he is a little tipsy so he accidentally stumbles outside and gets hit by a truck and dies.
The Bartender looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."
