The Best 9 Torso Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Torso jokes. There are some torso whoosh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these torso outstretched puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Torso Jokes and Puns

Three Surgeons meet in a bar...

Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys ass and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".

A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan.

As he bleeds out, he realises: "I've made a big me-steak"

A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling.

Fortunately he quit while he was a head.

Torso joke, A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling.

A man was making a robot out of whatever he could find

The head was an old toaster, the torso a series of welded wrenches and bolts, the arms and legs bits of rebar. It wasn't pretty, so he gave it an ugly name: Brek.

The thing worked fine, but it wasn't terribly balanced. The left hand was heavier than the other, so it always leaned to the left. While looking for something to balance it, he had Brek hold his cup of milk. As luck would have it, that was exactly what he needed - the robot was perfectly balanced.

Because milk is part of a balanced Brek fist.

A mentally ill man visits his doctor

This is a joke I've only heard in Russian, so I did my best to translate it:

A mentally ill man visits his doctor.

While frantically brushing off his arms and torso he says to the physician "You have to help me doc! I'm covered in tiny alligators and crocodiles."

to which the doctor replies "Well then stop throwing them on me!"


If countries and organizations were represented as people, the EU would just be a torso.

It's brainless, and doesn't have a leg to stand on.

A baby boy is born

The dad is holding him in his arms right after birth
"Oh, he has no legs, but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no arms either.. but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no torso, but he's still my son!"
"Oh, no head..my son is just an ear, but still my son, and I love him."
The doctor turns around and tells the dad:
"Speak up, he's deaf!"

Torso joke, A baby boy is born

I've grown embarrassed by my body.

I used to have a nice V going on my torso, but now it's more of a U.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the torso tipsy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working torso hips piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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