Torso Jokes

Are you tall with a long torso? Check out our collection of jokes to celebrate your unique physique! From neck jokes to beer belly ones, we've got something for everyone. Get ready to laugh at our witty one-liners!

Cheerful Torso Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

Three Surgeons meet in a bar...

Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys ass and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".

An officer is at the scene of a car accident filling out a report...

Officer: "Let's see here, driver deceased.
Cause of death? Decapitation. Location of body? Torso in gutter, head in medeon... uh... meddi... medan..." *kicks head*... "Head also in gutter."

A man cuts a hunk of meat from his torso and cooks it in a pan.

As he bleeds out, he realises: "I've made a big me-steak"

The sheriff at the press conference said we have a torso with no arms, legs, or head.

Frankly, we're stumped.

A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling.

Fortunately he quit while he was a head.

A man was making a robot out of whatever he could find

The head was an old toaster, the torso a series of welded wrenches and bolts, the arms and legs bits of rebar. It wasn't pretty, so he gave it an ugly name: Brek.

The thing worked fine, but it wasn't terribly balanced. The left hand was heavier than the other, so it always leaned to the left. While looking for something to balance it, he had Brek hold his cup of milk. As luck would have it, that was exactly what he needed - the robot was perfectly balanced.

Because milk is part of a balanced Brek fist.

A mentally ill man visits his doctor

This is a joke I've only heard in Russian, so I did my best to translate it:

A mentally ill man visits his doctor.

While frantically brushing off his arms and torso he says to the physician "You have to help me doc! I'm covered in tiny alligators and crocodiles."

to which the doctor replies "Well then stop throwing them on me!"

Torso joke, A mentally ill man visits his doctor

If countries and organizations were represented as people, the EU would just be a torso.

It's brainless, and doesn't have a leg to stand on.

A baby boy is born

The dad is holding him in his arms right after birth
"Oh, he has no legs, but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no arms either.. but it's ok, he's still my son!"
"Oh no he has no torso, but he's still my son!"
"Oh, no head..my son is just an ear, but still my son, and I love him."
The doctor turns around and tells the dad:
"Speak up, he's deaf!"

I've grown embarrassed by my body.

I used to have a nice V going on my torso, but now it's more of a U.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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