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I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor.
Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
Where's the red light district in Toronto?
Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody knows.
They always say they'll do it next year.
I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor.
Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
How to fix a broken vacuum.
If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
It will start s**... right away.
What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common?
They both wish it was 1967.
TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto.
He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl?
Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...
The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
What's the difference between a line of c**... and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets?
People would pass up the Leafs tickets.
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