Toronto Maple Jokes

Funniest Toronto Maple Short Jokes

Short toronto maple jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The toronto maple humour may include short maple jokes also.

1. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
2. How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nobody knows.
   They always say they'll do it next year.
3. I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor. Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
4. What do Toronto Maple Leaf fans and Palestinians have in common? They both wish it was 1967.
5. What is the similarity between the Titanic and the Toronto Maple Leaves? They looked pretty good until they hit the ice.
6. TIL that Fred Rogers never got to visit Toronto. He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
7. What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
8. What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
9. I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!
10. How to fix a broken vacuum. If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
    It will start s**... right away.

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Toronto Maple One Liners

Which toronto maple one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with toronto maple? I can suggest the ones about maple leafs and maple tree.

1. Where's the red light district in Toronto? Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Toronto Maple Leafs Jokes

Here is a list of funny toronto maple leafs jokes and even better toronto maple leafs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a line of c**... and Toronto Maple Leafs tickets? People would pass up the Leafs tickets.

Silly Toronto Maple Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about toronto maple you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean maple syrup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make toronto maple pranks.