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Behind the Maple Leafs' net.
In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read:
"I miss South Africa."
So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read:
"I hope this helps."
Because the market got flooded.
Just Rob Ford. He can screw up anything.
Mayor of Toronto
It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.
Rob Ford too his Ex-Lax with Red Bull.
Now he's flying over Toronto raining down diarrhea.
They both look great until they hit the ice.
They both wish it was 1967.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
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They can't even put THREE W's together!
...and the Leafs fall in the spring
Nobody knows.
They always say they'll do it next year.
They play music, not hockey.
People would pass up the Leafs tickets.
It's the only way a Leafs will get to see the Stanley Cup.
Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over.
The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup
as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
They looked pretty good until they hit the ice.
Canadians know that the universe revolves around Toronto
Because they always come up empty on the 4th quarter.
An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call centre employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line
He had to use his imagination to travel to the Land of Maple Leafs.
If they catch her, she'll probably get the chair.
The Lone Ranger Goes To Canada
or Onto Toronto Pronto Tonto.
If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.
It will start sucking right away.
Under Trump, America can't even get to Canada.
Much love from Toronto, stay safe!
Two Newfoundlanders were driving to Toronto.
They passed a sign that said: Toronto LEFT.
Distraught, they turned around and drove back home.
I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was "Kannaswami .
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?"
He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
So that Leafs fans can remember what a Stanley cup looks like.
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