The Best 78 Tornado Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tornado jokes. There are some tornado blown jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tornado cyclone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I heard a tornado hit Texas...

...and did millions of dollars worth of improvements.

What happens when you play a country song backwards?

You get back your dog, your girl, your truck, your home....

Sorry it's an old one, I saw the tornado joke and it reminded me.

3 girls were being exucuted....

...The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled,"Ready aim-"The girl yelled," Tornado! Tornado!!" The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,"Ready aim-" She yelled,"Huirricane!! Hurricane!!" The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,"Ready aim-" The girl yelled,"Fire!!Fire!"...

whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!

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Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead spy get caught behind enemy lines...

The enemy puts each of them against a fence to be shot.

The general orders his squad, "Ready. Aim."

The brunette spy is quick on her feet and yells, "TORNADO! TORNADO! TORNADO!"

The entire firing squad goes to the bunker to hide and waits for the tornado to pass. The brunette then unties her bondage and escapes. The redhead spy sees this and comes up with her own plan. The firing squad returns to kill the remaining two spies.

The general orders again, "Ready. Aim."

The redhead spy then shouts, "EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE!"

The enemy takes cover from the earthquake. The redhead spy then unties her bondage and escapes. The blonde spy is no dumby she gets an idea of her own. The firing squad returns to kill the last remaining spy.

The general orders once more, "Ready. Aim."

The blonde spy ready to run yells, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery?

Hundreds dead.

Tornado joke, Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery?

Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi..

...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

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A redhead, an brunette, and a blonde are about to be executed by a firing squad.

The redhead is first, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the redhead screams "tornado!" so everyone runs away and she escapes.

The brunette is next, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the brunette screams "earthquake!" so everyone runs away and she escapes.

The blonde is last, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the blonde screams "fire!"

A tornado is a lot like having an affair.

At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house.

what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia?

either way you lose the trailer

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer

*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

firing squad

Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a Polak, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the Polak. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"

Tornado joke, firing squad

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer.
-Robin Williams

A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help

He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.


What's the similarity between a blonde and a tornado?

In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing but then she takes half your house

I was in a tornado.

It sucked.

3 prisoners are to be executed by a firing squad

The first one thinking of ways to escape shouted "EARTHQUAKE!" which caused everyone to panic and allowed the prisoner to escape.
The second prisoner seeing what the first one did shouted "TORNADO!" which caused everyone to panic again and also allowed him to escape
The third prisoner, knowing what the others did, frantically shouted "FIRE!"

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

House blend.

Tornado joke, What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims?

What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado?

At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house.

My ex-wife is like a tornado

First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog.

Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit?

The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.


What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.

Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off

That's either good or terrible


Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

Why did the tornado cross the road?

To get the road to the other side.

How are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the same?

Someone's going to loose a trailer

What is the similarity between a tornado in Alabama, and a divorce in Alabama?

No matter how you look at it, somebody is losing a trailer.

There was three pilots...

Three WW2 pilots were shot down behind enemy lines and captured. They were sent to a POW camp to be executed. They were lined up and the firing squad said "Ready, aim" and then the first pilot screamd
"Tornado" then the soldiers ran for cover. When thay found no tornado they lined back up.
"Ready aim" Then the second screeched "Bombing run" then the soldiers ran for cover. They then lined up again. "Ready aim" Then the third pilot knew what to do and screamed "FIRE".

How are a black man and a tornado similar

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

How are a woman and a tornado similar?

They start off sucking and blowing but then in the end you lose your house.

How are a tornado and an Arkansas divorce alike?

Whichever one happens, somebody's going to lose a trailer.

What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado?

A wind meal

I don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...

It's just a refreshing breeze!

What does a tornado and a divorce in the south have in common?

Somebody is losing a trailer

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

Someone is losing a trailer.

Did you hear about the tornado that blew through the strip club?

It was a real titty-twister!

What do marriage and a tornado have in common?

Starts off with a lot of sucking and blowing and the next thing you know your house is gone.

So a tornado tore through a trailor park, and caused 1000s of dollars of...

...improvements.

What do a hurricane in North Florida, a tornado in Oklahoma, and a divorce in East Texas have in common?

Someone's going to lose a mobile home

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.

Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a similar strategy and, on her turn, yells "FIRE!"

What did the teenage tornado say to his parents?

Nothing. He just stormed off.

One day a giant tornado went through Austria...

...but luckily all the children were already in the basement.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

If there's a tornado, you should go to the Cowboy's Stadium.

Because there's no chance of a touchdown there!

Heard this one during a real science lecture two years ago.

"In the event of a tornado, you will want to hide in a safe spot." said the teacher. "A good place to hide would be one with the least number of windows. So where should you hide?"

One of the intellectuals thinks for a moment and then raises his hand. The teacher calls on him.

"You should hide outside!"

P.S: In the event of a tornado, hide in a basement, closet or bathroom. Don't die.

There was a tornado, so I tossed a 'Wet Floor' sign out the front door.

Talk about throwing caution to the wind!

I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.

Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.

What do you call a tornado filled with boobs?

A titty twister.

How much for that horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel
I must have it

What did tornado say to it's annoying twin?

Sigh, clone.

What do you call a nun stuck in a tornado?

Twisted Sister.

Tornado warning in Texas...

Everyone evacuate to the Cowboys stadium!

No chance of a touchdown there

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south?

Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

What does a tornado and a wife have in common?

They both start with alot of sucking and blowing, then you end up without a roof over your head.

I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky

and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:

It was the clam before the storm.

How are a divorce in Oklahoma and a tornado alike?

Somebody's going to lose a trailer...

What's the difference between a Texas tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way, someone's going to lose a trailer.

Tornadoes are alot like divorces.

First they suck and blow,

Then they take your house.

Marriage is like a tornado

First there's a lot of blowing, then you lose your house.

What is the difference between a Tornado in Oklahoma and a divorce in Mississippi?

I don't know but someone is losing a trailer.

Did you know that Marriage is like a Tornado?

At first there's all this sucking and blowing, then eventually you lose your house.

What do a tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone's going to lose a mobile home

The tornado may have taken my house but I found it very refreshing

It was an F5

What do you call a cow in a tornado

Milkshake

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

\-A **milkshake**

What is similar about Christmas and tornado season?

You have a tree in your living room.

My county has just been under a tornado warning. As a redditor, I am excited thinking about the possible damage to my fence.

I could have so much reposting to do!

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