Tornado Jokes
107 tornado jokes and hilarious tornado puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tornado that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tornado Short Jokes
Short tornado jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tornado humour may include short hurricane jokes also.
- A farmer in Nebraska just had his fence destroyed by a tornado, and he's asking for our help He heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting
- What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood
- Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado? The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
- Tornado warning in Texas... Everyone evacuate to the Cowboys stadium!
No chance of a touchdown there - What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
- A tornado is a lot like having an affair. At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house.
- Kids are like tornadoes They're neat to watch but you can't help but be scared when they head for your house
- whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!
- What does a tornado and a divorce in the south have in common? Somebody is losing a trailer
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Tornado One Liners
Which tornado one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tornado? I can suggest the ones about twister and thunderstorm.
- I don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado... It's just a refreshing breeze!
- What did tornado say to it's annoying twin? Sigh, clone.
- Why did the tornado cross the road? To get the road to the other side.
- What do you call a nun stuck in a tornado? Twisted Sister.
- I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes.. It's only a draft at the moment.
- What did the teenage tornado say to his parents? Nothing. He just stormed off.
- I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once. Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
- Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery? Hundreds dead.
- How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch.
- What is similar about Christmas and tornado season? You have a tree in your living room.
- What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend.
- The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible
- How much for that horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel
I must have it - I heard tornadoes were in the forecast. But I'm sure Oklahoma will still be OK.
- I heard a tornado hit Texas... ...and did millions of dollars worth of improvements.
Tornado Trailer Park Jokes
Here is a list of funny tornado trailer park jokes and even better tornado trailer park puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a trailer park in a tornado? Wind chimes.
- Q: What do tornadoes and Oregon Ducks grads have in common? A: They both always end up in trailer parks.
- What's the one thing that's guaranteed to turn life upside down in a trailer park? A tornado.
- Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Howlingly Hilarious Tornado Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about tornado you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tsunami jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tornado pranks.
Welcome to the Tornado Zone
Population: Variable
Everyone is familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz, right?
Dorothy and her dog get flown away in a tornado, and end up in the magical land of Oz. Obviously Dorothy misses her family and home, but her dog, Toto, he misses the rains down in Africa."
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3 girls were being exucuted....
...The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled,"Ready aim-"The girl yelled," Tornado! Tornado!!" The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,"Ready aim-" She yelled,"Huirricane!! Hurricane!!" The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being exucuted the guard yelled,"Ready aim-" The girl yelled,"Fire!!Fire!"...
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead spy get caught behind enemy lines...
The enemy puts each of them against a fence to be shot.
The general orders his squad, "Ready. Aim."
The brunette spy is quick on her feet and yells, "TORNADO! TORNADO! TORNADO!"
The entire firing squad goes to the bunker to hide and waits for the tornado to pass. The brunette then unties her b**... and escapes. The redhead spy sees this and comes up with her own plan. The firing squad returns to kill the remaining two spies.
The general orders again, "Ready. Aim."
The redhead spy then shouts, "EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE!"
The enemy takes cover from the earthquake. The redhead spy then unties her b**... and escapes. The blonde spy is no dumby she gets an idea of her own. The firing squad returns to kill the last remaining spy.
The general orders once more, "Ready. Aim."
The blonde spy ready to run yells, "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"
Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi..
...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good.
A redhead, an brunette, and a blonde are about to be executed by a firing squad.
The redhead is first, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the redhead screams "tornado!" so everyone runs away and she escapes.
The brunette is next, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the brunette screams "earthquake!" so everyone runs away and she escapes.
The blonde is last, so they push her against the wall. The captain says "ready, aim..." and the blonde screams "fire!"
what do a divorce and a tornado have in common in west virginia?
either way you lose the trailer
What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?
Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer
*shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams
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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?
c**... Barrel.
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firing squad
Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a p**..., are scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust and the German escapes. Next up is the p**.... He looks around and shouts "Fire!"
10 dead in cowboys stadium
10 people were found dead in cowboys stadium after an f5 tornado swept through on Sunday. Witnesses say the group felt assured there could be no touchdowns in that building.
The most tragic news from this story is that they would have been safe had they chosen not to stand in the away teams endzone.
An apartment building with three floors...
There is an apartment building with three floors. A different family lives on each floor. Floor one a black family. Floor two a Mexican family. Floor three a white family. Unfortunately a tornado destroys the apartment building at 2:00PM, leaving only one surviving family. Which family survived? The white family ofcourse because the kids were at school and their parents were at work.
Hostage Escape
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!"
Hov is a divorce like a Mississippi tornado?
Either way you'll lose your house.
What do you call a tornado holding a spork?
The Mersenne Twister.
A tornado hit a local dairy farm.
Da-Brie was scattered everywhere!
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I was in a tornado.
It s**....
3 prisoners are to be executed by a firing squad
The first one thinking of ways to escape shouted "EARTHQUAKE!" which caused everyone to panic and allowed the prisoner to escape.
The second prisoner seeing what the first one did shouted "TORNADO!" which caused everyone to panic again and also allowed him to escape
The third prisoner, knowing what the others did, frantically shouted "FIRE!"
What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows.
Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well.
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Hear about the tornado that hit the vacuum cleaner factory?
It s**....
I was going to run out of the way from the tornado
But then I realized it was turning.
A bastardized one liner from /u/SkidMark_wahlberg comment.
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My ex-wife is like a tornado
First she blows, then she s**..., then she took my house and dog.
Where's the safest place for shelter during a tornado in Detroit?
The Pontiac Silverdome, there hasn't been a touchdown there in years.
Where does the phrase, "It's raining cats and dogs" come from?
A tornado and an animal shelter
"I'm cookin up a storm!"
Grandma said, as the tornado took her and her kitchen up and away
A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found.
Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard.
What does a tornado and a woman have in common?
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
A statistician was whisked away to another land by a tornado.
He went to see the Wizard of Odds.
An F5 tornado went through Arkansas last week...
It did $150 million worth of improvements.
I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs…
If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
I made my second tornado today,
The first one was just a draft.
Whats strong, uplifting, and always gets a spot on the news
a tornado
What do you call a tornado in Chicago?
A bulletstorm.
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There was three pilots...
Three WW2 pilots were shot down behind enemy lines and captured. They were sent to a POW camp to be executed. They were lined up and the firing squad said "Ready, aim" and then the first pilot screamd
"Tornado" then the soldiers ran for cover. When thay found no tornado they lined back up.
"Ready aim" Then the second screeched "b**... run" then the soldiers ran for cover. They then lined up again. "Ready aim" Then the third pilot knew what to do and screamed "FIRE".
What do you call a windmill that's been swallowed by a tornado?
A wind meal
What weather event would happen if the members of NATO split apart?
A tornado
If you ever think your idea is bad...
Just remember that someone once said "why don't we make a movie about a tornado with sharks in it?"
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Did you hear about the tornado that blew through the s**... club?
It was a real t**...-twister!
What does a black guy and a tornado have in common?
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Have you ever heard of the Ohfaka Tornado?
When s**... in people are compelled to say its name.
Did you hear about the tornado who got arrested?
They got him for shoplifting.
So a tornado tore through a trailor park, and caused 1000s of dollars of...
...improvements.
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What do you say when an arachnid with p**... and psoriasis gets s**... into a tornado out at sea?
♫ ♫ the itchy b**... spider went up the waterspout ♫ ♫
They say the bathtub is one of the safest places to be during a tornado.
That's why I put mine on the front porch.
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.
Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a similar strategy and, on her turn, yells "FIRE!"
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Where is the worst place to be during a tornado?
Inside the tornado you d**......
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock?
It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
Did you know that tornadoes can displace shellfish?
Apparently the locals in danger areas are able to identify oncoming bad weather due to the shellfish preceding it.
They call it the clam before the storm.
My friend gave me this one he said... Why did the tornado cross the road?
To get the road to the other side! I know I know but hey he tried:/
Why are tornadoes always named after women?
Because when the tornadoes arrive they are warm and moist but when they leave, you only have half a house, no car, and your entire life lies in ruins.
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What's one thing guaranteed to happen in a r**... divorce and a tornado??
Somebody is going to lose a trailer.
The President was injured in a Tornado.
Thankfully his spin-doctor was close by.
One day a giant tornado went through Austria...
...but luckily all the children were already in the basement.
A friend of mine tried telling a joke about a tornado...
It was a real tongue twister.
Do you know what happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?
It was an udder disaster.
Heard this one during a real science lecture two years ago.
"In the event of a tornado, you will want to hide in a safe spot." said the teacher. "A good place to hide would be one with the least number of windows. So where should you hide?"
One of the intellectuals thinks for a moment and then raises his hand. The teacher calls on him.
"You should hide outside!"
P.S: In the event of a tornado, hide in a basement, closet or bathroom. Don't die.
There was a tornado, so I tossed a 'Wet Floor' sign out the front door.
Talk about throwing caution to the wind!
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What do you call a tornado filled with b**...?
A t**... twister.
I'm walking down the street when out of nowhere a shellfish falls out of the sky
and hits me in the head. Dazed, I pick up the mollusk and say "Where did you come from, little guy?" The shell creases open slightly and I hear it say "A tornado picked me and threw me. You better get somewhere safe, it's headed this way!" I look around and see mostly blue skies, except for a few clouds. That's when I realized:
It was the clam before the storm.
